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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 天前

A fork with three tines should be called a threek.

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A fork with three tines should be called a threek.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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    Kuchengabel

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      Kommentarsektion… Eigentum… Bundesrepublik… usw.

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    Trident

  • Azrael@reddthat.com
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    No, a three tined fork is a tiny trident

  • winkly@lemmy.world
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    A fork in the streets…

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    Lol, enjoy the upvote.

    But that would be a trident, no?

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      Then why isn’t a four-tined fork called a quadent?

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        I think we’ve found the real solution to this problem.

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      A giant three pronged fork is a trident

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    So chop-sticks are “Oneks”

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  • M137@lemmy.world
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    A threk*

    It’s “fork” not “fourk”, so removing a letter should be a rule.

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    what would we call a antique sardine fork?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Annoying to use

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      That’s a rake

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      A backscratcher

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      Septork of course!

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      Sevenk

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      Compadre?

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      A monstrosity

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      I don’t know but I want to burn its owner at the stake upside down so he has to scream through the drippings of his own rendered fat.

    • Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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      a mutant

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      A freak

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    Fish (plural) should be fiish/feesh

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      The meese and moxen did not agree to that.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      What about a school of fish?

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        Fiish flock

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    We’ve been calling them that for decades. Where have you been?

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    We have two-pronged campfire sticks that we call twoks.

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    That thing you use to poke at stuff on the grill is called a toque. A spear is a onek (pronounced “wunk”)

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      Instructions unclear, I now have a grill poker stuck into my head and my head is still cold.

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    it would be a rake if its more than 4.

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    Sheldon was right, it’s a Trident.

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    What about a “thork”?

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