We’ve been calling them that for decades. Where have you been?

Okay, but what are toots?

Are toots feet?

Fox lady is just happy to be included.

I won’t go within 200 feet of a school.

I love Angelina Jolie! She has enormous lips!

Explanesio el joko

Oh, that was such a good opportunity to use the word “ascertain” and you blew it!

Perhaps today is a good day to get a slashing penalty.

I’m running a 2-4-9 build today.

Oh, is it really a candle? I thought I was joking.

Sir, that’s a candle.

For what purpose?

Baby come back!

That is awesome.

Well, it looks like a chalice. So what is it really, Martha?

Nah, I couldn’t even bring myself to say “twenty” something until 2013. Before that it was all like “two thousand and five”.

Still saying the twenty part. Not sure when that can fall away. Since I was around for the nineteens, maybe I’ll never stop.

Sorry, I just can’t bring myself to care about science unless there’s a halberd involved.

Haha. “Keith”.

I’ll tell ya one thing, I absolutely hate that rendering of the word spoon. That, I will certainly not be experimenting with.

An interesting idea. I’ve been writing subtitles for a TV show recently and I’m going to check to see if I follow your rule.

But more often than not, I just stick with the default number of letters for easy reading.