The Product

by Captain Jazz

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1.
She caressed the door and started to leave I saw her promise silently That it's all just The Product of bad luck Put her iPod in her Jansport then Tossed 'em down into the bed Held the clutch and started up the truck Scraped a hole in my jeans And screamed until my face ran red Too caught up in performing grief To hear anything she said "It's gonna take more than love." "It's gonna take more than love." "It's gonna take everything you got, "whether you want it to or not." "It's gonna take more than love." Drivin' all four windows down Damn the Bachelor who pulled me out Dropping all my medication in the seat Gonna park my car in a garden then Blast a college radio station Brag to the dirt that this next one's by me Staring in the produce aisle At a molding ingrown peach Drooling, ready to bite as it grows lips and starts to speak "It's gonna take more than love." "It's gonna take more than love." "Never gonna be enough." "I can tell it's in your blood." "It's gonna take more than love."
2.
Appeared before St. Peter Still screaming, still holding the knife Threatening every angel grasping at the gate To grant me back my life Sprinting down foggy hallways Police helicopters, siren sound A kitchenette behind a picket fence Health insurance, good morning texts I want it all back Cut, rusted, sharp, and kissing Weighed the blade against the ribs still in me Open up and let the right one in The nice one in, alive, wanted Honed, whet, firm, and wanting Trace a shape in the chain-link crossing Open up and let the right one in The polite one in, the hide I skin Shut up, my pain is unknowable And my heartache is unique Try all you want, I won't ever let you in To steal my bootleg Tibor Takács DVDs It can't end here You won't just quarter my heart I won't just float Like a horse in a jar XNOR, grounded, yawning Wrapped my palm until it shocked me Open up and let the right one in Wake up again, my human Golden, spacious, closing In the tall grass, tracking foley Open up and let the right one in Writhe on in, bite your skin
3.
Expressing entropy by letting off the gas Practicing empathy, retracing your steps Creating worth and works so you'll give me your snap To bite down, make marks, and latch my tongue to your lap Don't want to let go, know we're not alone Are these actions I take what I really mean? And will you do a little spin for papa please? I been dying to get you on your knees or texting in a chair while I get surgery And I been looking through your phone while you're asleep Analyzing all the things you say about me Choosing when I cry very carefully You have to believe I can do both Holding false beliefs that can not be changed by fact Saying every good thing and then taking it back Digging around for a specific memory I had We were kissing I'm not going to, so I won't I repeat to myself as I try to get close To see if I fit or if it's a fun thing to do with a rope that's slipping I'll explain it to the judges just follow my lead Sure, I exhibit some behaviors that I don't like to see And I have made a few mistakes, but come on, please I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good I will be a stronger man, I will give you a home You're the only real lover that I've ever known And you're my best friend, we were so close I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good I remember you in my dreams again and again And I remember just how you like your money spent And who even was I before we met? I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good T N E C O N N I
4.
Everybody loves me Everybody knows my name And when they write it out in their diaries It's hearts for E's, I's, and A's Time to learn the words You don't wanna be the only one mouthing along I'll teach you, kid, don't worry I'll sing you anything you want They all love The Product We sold out all the merch Another batch of Spotify playlists, baby Take a guess what I'm worth I'm this wave's Nick Stutsman The DIY king When you're around me just whisper Keep your voice soft and sweet Everybody loves me Everybody wants to know What heathen games you'll pretend Are just a joke All I want's another beer and a light and carve a portal through the drywall just to see what I'd find More pictures of me in a black band T Only my third eye's open so the inner self can breed a new way to play sustained open A On a tele snapped in half because the action's built to cave Choke the neck, pull the strings, you will sing it back to me Or I swear to god, I will make you believe Everybody loves me They're all here for me And I'm playing two sets tonight so take your solid state back to the practice space, please Everybody loves me And you will, too I'm gonna be the god of this basement Or the landlord's gonna learn something new The music don't matter You think anyone listens past track 3? It's just you and me in this car with a gun And if you let off the gas it's a brand new scene
5.
777 Seconds 03:49
You're the last one they'd expect to find With your high beams on, crossing to the other side And I can't hate it if I want it I can't complain if I bought in You're drawing me or just the outline In the place that looks nice enough to decide If I could live here, until they find me And pull the skin up from the lining And I been hiding under your bed And I am waiting for my moment And I can't pretend that I don't know And I wanna play Guess Who? with your bones and let you win I been mashing X on a cinematic Masturbating at the thought of this being something tragic And who can blame them? That's how they came up Sucking their waist in just for the camera You got a few good years left, metabolizing syrup Hiding hints in the basement, crawling in And I been hiding under your bed And I am waiting for my moment And I can't pretend that I don't know And I wanna play Guess Who? with your bones And I been crawling into our bed And I been running my fingers through your hair And I count the lines from my jeans etched in your face And lie Just a little bit more rain Just one more day Just one more day
6.
Couldn't write any poetry So could you just let me be? She could curl up in my arms And I'd blame the cold on the breeze We could put this old fire out And let it burn to the ground The ashes staining my shoes Melt my sole from the inside out Drinking more than I can afford And paying in dimes I think you gave me this one Or I stole it from your tips last night Thought I heard your laugh yesterday By a parked Chevrolet Saw all the miles between Too tired to keep a straight face Because the way I medicate myself is like a wounded soldier toy And all the A's in the license plates cry out A chorus of pure noise I wish I didn't know your name, I wish I didn't know your name What's the color of blood? What's the shape of two skulls? And do our memories weigh more than what we're told? Is there a video game I can play in my brain, so I can keep all my quarters and buy you a place to stay? And the way I medicate myself is like a wounded soldier toy And all the A's in the license plates cry out A chorus of pure noise I wish I didn't know your name, I wish I didn't know your name I wish that I was free I wish that I could level everything I'd dig my heel in the peat And I would finally turn green
7.
Roe in the rain, tea made of snakes Hold my hand to her leg, drown every Sim that I create Hear him singing through your skirt And who's worse? The company or the worth of all the drugs that keep me on this earth? Your precious prisoner When I wake up I'm gonna breathe and crawl and eat I'm gonna stand in line and pay for everything I'm gonna sit right here with a smile on my teeth I will find your love and add them to me Budweiser in the veins of my palm Listening wrong, swallowing rocks Loose my tooth and willed the sound of your song For you, for you, for you When I get back, I'm gonna swallow everything and when I run out, I'll eat every word that I speak Raising Cains in BNA, and faux vegan human spleen I will take everyone and add them to me
8.
In your stomach wading around for something to go down That's not words or your pride and the last of the beer in the house Press my hand against the line Try to grab the salt and the lime Make it easier for you to say what I want tonight If I could go back home to you How would I escape it? Where would all the hate live? If I could go back home to you Can we sleep together naked in a bed that keeps on breaking? If I could go back home to you Will you tell me why you did it? Will you hit me until I forget it?
9.
Never Mean 02:05
Felt to right click Save as, and give her a name Loose nails screaming No one else is awake Black eyes and hot lies Washing off my face Clasped hands kneeling Praying that it goes away You're sneaking through the back yard Made transparent all the weeds It hasn't stopped raining for a couple of weeks Some more more-more more words for Bud bottles in the sea I swear I will come about whenever you need If I could split down the middle and grow the organs back clean One could pick up the slack and the other could be free I will never forget The things between you and me And I will never pretend That I was never mean
10.
Pull it tight by the spine Recreate the disease Tell another lonely lover That they're too hard to please We can trade, I can paint You can hold this rope taut I read all the yesses You dug your nails at the knots The bars of my cells untied themselves Blew a hole into the soul of a crystal I held Pieces cast the wall Blessed little light strings Shadow puppets act our life out The way it was in your dream Time to weave, gold and green A thread from my mouth to yours Drew a noose around your tooth I've chosen you to adore Nylon, braided cord Pink acrylic on a canvas By a door that won't close I could stay, sit and wait for you to touch me again Catch that carrot from the stick share spit and hemoglobin I close my eyes I see The Product And she is beautiful And she can't speak It's gonna take more than love It's gonna take more than love Baby, let's go home and write this song I'm gonna bleed blue and drink your snot It's gonna take more

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released May 15, 2026

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Bass parts/performance by Kage 'Delano' Hansen
Mastered by UU
Track 6 violin by Dayna Bee
Actors on Track 7: @nicks_voice, Autumn Holley, Tim Wells
Art by CinnamonDevil cinnamondevilsart.com

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