Great now do Apple

Yes, but do yourself a favor and wait a few years so you don’t stunt your brain growth

Kindness

While I agree that sometimes these leaks are “accidental”, it’s legitimately difficult to keep a secret like this as it gets closer to announce, when more and more people (regulators, retailers, marketers etc) have to be briefed

This hits differently after watching The Substance

If you’ve never asked yourself this question you’re doing it wrong

Swimming? Still requires a towel, just not for sweat

Some evidence would be helpful

I’m not sure we knew what spyware was before 2000

edit: I guess the term was officially coined in 1995, but not common parlance until around 2005, so I suppose I was in the ballpark

Elark Zuckermusk

Marlon Muskerberg

instructions unclear drinks boiling water

nice try, cat

my Katy Perry Star Trek meme head canon is that this is really documentation of actual romulan, Katy Perry, just as she sliced her fingers off, because romulans don’t know about light sabers

The floating rocks contain Obtainium… totally different kind of material

Please bro we promise

Pukey jade

It’s a gnuke

Sounds like a special dog. I’m sorry.

I don’t agree with putting down a dog pet unless they’re suffering. If a dog pet is in pain and there is no hope that they’ll recover, death can be mercy. It’s never not terrible. But your feelings aren’t the priority in that situation.

Just don’t ever do it at the vet - find someone who can come to you so there’s no extra stress

fuck this is depressing

edit: dog -> pet

The NATO alphabet comes in handy sometimes