It tastes like chicken.

“It’s you, or everyone you love, Jeffrey. Here’s a bedsheet knotted liked a rope, the camera is broken and no one is coming to check you for 30 minutes.”

The world is changing all right - it’s being slowly drowned in AI slop.

He thinks we are as stupid as he is.

Been using it for a couple of decades now. It just keeps getting better. You can’t say that about many things these days.

You’ll have trouble finding someone worse than trump, but if you do I’m sure he’ll win with a landslide.

Google’s “don’t be evil” was like a warrant canary. It didn’t need to be precise, it just needed to be there.

Hi Steve, you beautiful weirdo.

Maybe should have put a bit more effort into renewables a few decades ago, eh?

Get them hooked then raise the price.

How come there’s no rendering of the image of Dear Leader himself on it? What sort of half arsed narcissist despotic tyrant have you got over there?

The British public voted for Brexit. I’m not holding out much hope.

You think he’s an idiot? Just wait until Nigel is in charge. He’ll be lapping at Trump’s sweaty flaps like a dog with a pile of horse shit. Starmer is actually resisting Trump more than everyone thought he would.

No. WE are reaping the bitter fruit. Trump is a demented fuckwit with many layers of privilege protecting him from any ill effects.

If there is one thing these freedom enthusiasts hate, it’s people exercising their freedom.

It’s almost as if being utterly dependant on fossil fuels was a bad idea, that we knew was a bad idea fucking decades ago.

It’s a death cult.

Trump says all sorts of stupid shit all the time.

No. Trump did. Next question.

It’s Greenland this week, is it? What I don’t understand is how normal Americans aren’t actually dying of embarrassment.