That’s a lot of cock for one mouth

~ DW

Yay! Who had Grey Goo apocalypse for April?

I am pelican

I will see if you are food

By chomping your butt

Eh, it’s pretty much just turned into Facebook for people who like looking a dicks or gfur

Being able to determine if a username is valid without a valid password is a security flaw

Even something as simple as taking longer to validate the password when the username is a valid one can also lead to user enumeration

Correction: Older kindles can no longer download e-books with the stock rom

Cunk is never not funny

Naturally

Mmm tastes like system service failure

Cheese in toast

No, no, we see the bottom picture as well. Except we saw that lord big helmet shat himself.

I love you more the moon, the stars and <POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND!>

You should write a script to automate it

Look at this shit. Not even kneeling on a black guy’s neck. Fake news.

It do be like that tho

You’re always collecting wee. It’s timely distribution that is the trick.

As a person who has recruited technical engineering staff: a degree will prove only that someone has been able to write about a subject, not that they actually know anything about it or are able to practice.

The proof of the pudding is in the probationary period.

At this point I feel like he could just fuck and kill a baby on stage and his supporters would just be like “Wow, he’s a real maverick who don’t play by nobody’s rules!”

Hyperbole, obvs, but it’s feeling more possible every day.

For those needing local context, “The Black Country” is an area to the north of Birmingham in the West Midlands area of England made up of the boroughs of Wolverhampton, Walsall, Sandwell and Dudley. It got its name from being an area of intense thick air and ground pollution during the industrial revolution due to its numerous coal mines, iron foundries, and factories.