Has anyone here hating on Dave actually watched his stand up?

Like Phoenix?

Hello from Flagstaff.

Ya but it’s like a women, can we really trust anything she says?

Vance needs to be careful when fucking the sofa. There are zippers on those cushions.

People exiting movie theater every 10 minutes

Looks to be about 3$ worth of steel

Pretty sure construction and stuff is way more dangerous of a job

Brock

Tldr

Have they tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

He didn’t dress up as a girl. He dressed up as a man, with giant knockers.

The “i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz” beer.

Russian space program

People are homeless because they’re lazy, not poor.

Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?

Haha

The guy was a damn hero. As he took his last breath…before locking his aim…

Im a carpenter and a gamer