Feddit.onlineT-Rex Burger
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Is there really a target market for this abomination?
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Teenage stoner me would have destroyed that
Teenage stoner me wouldn't have had $30 dollars to spend on that... if i did I was buying another g.
That's why I loved cheap schwag. Get a stuffed full quart ziplock for $60.
you pay 60 for schwag? not sure how much a quart ziplock holds, but oz's of schwag are like $18 here....
I'm not a stoner, and I am actually really into fitness, but I want to make an exception and be fitten dis burger in my mouff
Drunk me had no self control and would demolish it after a big night
Teenage me had access to $1 Junior bacon cheeseburgers. I have ordered 10+ on multiple occasions.
Paying $30 for one burger would not have happened.
Reminds me of 'why do Americans eat like they have free universal health care?'
I'm 100% positive this isn't real
I'm not
I mean id believe it from some local restaurant or something but zero shot
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Here's the thing, it's already paid for from your taxes. Some countries choose to feed the military machine where a few billion lost here and there isn't an issue. However, when it cones to healthcare, it's an insurmountable cost.
Know what the best thing about national healthcare service? I don't have to think about it. It's there. How much it costs? Doesn't matter? Will I become destitute if severely ill? No. Do I allow my fellow countrymen to be supported in times of need? Absolutely. Do I obtain natural hedging benefits from pooling risks into a bigger pot rather than having broken risk pools managed by thousands of insurance companies? Yup. Do countries with national service have greater costs than for-profit insurance healthcare? Nope, quite the opposite. Is life expectancy shorter in countries with national service? No, on the contrary, people live longer.
Making sure everyone has access to treatment when in need should be viewed as a large achievement of societal living and a great patriotic duty, your fellow citizens are protected.
But sure, without insurance middlemen milking people dry some people won't get to enjoy their third mansion. Well, only if someone doesn't have preexisting conditions otherwise you're on your own and left to get treatment when in need and filling bankruptcy at the same time. The pinnacle of human development.
Even those who don't work 3 jobs?
Even those that aren't residents and happen to be visiting or on a visa.
“Our society must make it right and possible for old people not to fear the young or be deserted by them, for the test of a civilization is the way that it cares for its helpless members.”
...?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_health_care_by_country
CTRL+F "free"
Free at the point of use isn't the same thing as free.
Edit: genuinely curious why I'm getting downvoted? I'm in the UK, I love the NHS, I think it represents fantastic value, but I'm not labouring under the impression I'm not paying for it.
Yes you are so much smarter than everyone else and you’re the only one capable of understanding that government services are paid for with taxes.
What are you on about? At what point did I suggest anything like that?
Shhhh
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Last time I replied to a comment here my comment got deleted for violating "be civil' rule. I'm going to violate again and tell you.. Are you really this dumb? Cant you comprehend what people mean when they say free healthcare you muppet?
P.s. Mods: are you going to implement a "don't say dumb things" rule ? Why do we have to be civil against obvious empty buckets for brains?
Can you please go to some forest already, where you don't have to pay taxes, so the rest of us can have a civilization and support each other like actual people.
We can even try to make taxes a subscription thing. We will pay for the roads you walk on for free, you have to deal with the other bullshit using private companies. You don't get healthcare unless you can pay for it, electricity, water, even justice. All of that will have to come out of your pocket.
Meanwhile, we will go forward without you into the future.
I always love seeing people stating grade school facts like they're some unique insight into the world. Really lets you know what level they operate on.
Don’t bother engaging with this person. They are a bad-faith Nazi.
Dude, with the t-shirt included, you'd be stupid not to do it
it'd be awesome for them to sell this horrorburger and only give out small/xtra small shirts lol
Need that juicy drip
Apparently the Dave's Triple only existed to make the Dave's Double seem more reasonable. And it worked
the t-rex exists to make the velociraptor reasonable
Kids, the internet tells me that I can get 10 regular Wendy's cheeseburgers for $27.90
So it a $2 upcharge for them to use less bread and pay the marketing team.
Your 10 cheeseburgers don't come with a sick shirt though.
That's why I would buy it
Does it come in anything smaller than an XL?
Yes, forr some reason those sizes are the only ones not in backorder.
Given Heart Attack Grill exists, I'd say so
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I didn't even see the word "or" at first
So it's not t-rex meat?
I don't understand what the problem is
This has to be a clever anti-consumerist guerilla art piece, right? Please?
I could also imagine a local burger joint doing this as a novelty item, but not Wendy's
A local joint in my area did something like this last year. A five dollar burger with two patties, and one dollar per extra patty, no limit.
I'm sure in practice there would have been a limit, but we got a lot of burger for twenty dollars that day. It came skewered and served on its side in what I'm guessing was a submarine sandwich tray.
I would have taken it home, and have food for days.
Heart surgeons
WTF?! The marketing department at Wendy's is trying really hard.
My partner and I would get that and buy a pack of buns and have burgers for a week
$30/9 is $3.33 for just 1 cooked patty and cheese. So each of these DIY burgers of yours is maybe $3.50 -$4
How much is just a single a Wendy's cheeseburger? Edit: looks like under $3
So marketing scam confirmed.
Ok but free t-shirt
Is it free?
Sounds like if anything, the shirt is $8 and $21.99 is the burger.
Bulk savings. Buy once, only drive once, no further transport for a week; no waiting for food to cook (just reheat), no prep time or cooking time. 4am and hungry, burger. Noon, burger. Evening, burger. Have a pet that is running low on food? Burger.
And they say "time is money" so actually it's like -$3 per burger once you do the math. Galaxy brain ain't got shit on this.
Sheeeeeit imma just to snag some m33t
unhinges jaws come to Papa
that many patties and no bacon? what am I, some kind of peasant? pfft
Where in middle america are you?
also, I guess wendys is trying to give the heart attack grill a run for their money.
Not even close. The I think it was called triple bypass burger is in an entire different league.
Is this safe for my pet T-Rex to eat? I don't know if it's too much sodium.
Its fast food, so no.
It will help them stay active by being fast as fuck boiiiiii
This is one of the most american things I have ever seen
Let's be real: how would one eat this? It's got to be fork and knife and that's a burger line that shouldn't be crossed in my book.
Oh wait: how do you even transport this?
A trash bag, where it should remain.
With your stomach, then through your intestines, out your anus and then into a toilet (hopefully)... if you live that long
If you want to be real, each patty is about 1/3" thick after cooking. That's only 3 inches of meat, a joke that people need to get on immediately.
There's probably fancy burgers with onion rings on them that are the same size or larger in your hands.
...nobody? Nobody is going to jump on this one? Fine.
That's what she said.
I'm as disappointed as you are.
I served that up like a 9 patty burger!
Came here to ask this, it's definitely a knife and fork situation ..
Have y'all never had fork and knife burgers before?
Germans eat burgers with a fork and knife
yes
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Do they offer cheesecake at Wendys?
A regular Wendy's meal prob close to $20
deer fuck I want it
but I know wendy's sucks and I'm going to a local place to get a better burger soon anyway, but just LOOK AT IT
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Well, the shit comes after you eat it, obviously.
Link Yes it was very real and it was very much Canada lol
Super size that bitch, I got a defibrillator on standby.
I'm currently planning a night out with friends where we plan to eat an abomination like this as the "fun thing before we go drinking". Mind that this is not the US, so half this size is the worst we could find.
Hey it is actually pretty cool you're planning to eat before drinking. I hope you also have plans for after but good to not start on empty stomachs!
I mean, back in 2004 a guy bought a 100x100 from In-n-Out. (100 patties, 100 slices of cheese.)