Its go time. We trained for this. Get in.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    17 days ago

    The other night, while I was walking the dog, some wankers were chucking firecrackers out the sides of a car for some unknowable reason and they tossed one onto the pavement right in front of me.

    All I could think to do at the time was punt it as far as possible to try and minimise the shock the dog would feel from the noise. But I'm still a bit pissed off about it.

    Half tempted to grab some mates and give these dickheads a good ol' vehicular broadsidering.

    • JustSo [she/her, any]
      hexagon
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      17 days ago

      That's messed up. Quick thinking kicking it away.

      Be mindful that the diagram shows a crew operating out of an old car with bench seats, I'm not sure you could have two shooters in most modern cars.

      Also the method suggested is for property damage. You could target dickheads but they would witness you, which might be a concern if that vehicle visits you regularly. Mask up there's covid out.

      • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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        17 days ago

        I appreciate your advice. Tbh, I'm not entirely married to the slingshot idea. I know where these fuckers go to get high and I'm just tossing some ideas 'round in my head to fuck with them while they're off their tits.