Metro Exodus.

Game's a buggy mess that frequently crashes, but (so far) lacks the persistent stench of centrism that previous entries had. Got to a sneaky bit that can't be solved with my patented "run around and punch everyone" technique, so a change of tactics is required.

Cognative ball torture.

Also known as using Twitter.

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

On top of that the soundtrack was edgy boi metal from bands like slipknot instead of Fallout's typical sorta music.

BOS Airships, radroaches, probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

Edit: the nuclear cultists living in a shantytown assembled around an unexploded nuke.

Edit: brains in jars being used to control an army of robots that've accidentally been tasked with killing everyone due to a flaw in their logic.

London and the BBC.

Possibly Cardiff instead if Iran just really hates Dr Who.

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Concerned about free speech to frothing bigot any% speed run.

Fallout 2 is fulla proto-reddit humour imho. And the reason most people who've played glom onto Frank Horrigan, or Vault City, or infiltrating Navarro Oil Rig is if they tried to think too hard about some of the other bits, their overburdened cringe receptors would explode.

Go on, make me re-enact a scene from Monty Python again, see what happens fucker.

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Nice work 47 this'll be a Luau the townsfolk won't soon forget.

Head for exfiltration.

Ok hear me out here.

Columbo shows the killer at the start of the episode a lot because it's not actually a detective mystery like Midsummer Murders or Murder She Wrote. Instead it's a monster of the week sorta thing like Buffy the Vampire Slayer or X-Files. It's just that the monsters each week are more mundane than other shows in the genre.

I've only played the first one so I can't help you much there sorry. First one is pretty easy to emulate iirc.

Drop the lock-on and step slightly to my right, thus negating their entire threat.

Anyone have suggestions for horror like RE (ie, is actually fun to play, isn’t hide and seek, and has some puzzle/investigative elements)?

• First 3 Silent Hill games are some of the best survival horror out there.

• Evil Within 1 + 2 are pretty fun.

• I liked Song of Horror.

• If you liked the early Resident Evils, Dino Crisis is right up your alley.

• Fatal Frame might be worth looking into. I've only played the first one but heard they fall off pretty quickly.

Serious Sam 4.

The implementation perk system doesn't mesh too well with the general gameplay loop of Serious Sam imho. But otherwise this is a huge improvement over BFE.

Final boss was honestly a high point of the series.

Disappointed by the lack of split screen though.

I appreciate your advice. Tbh, I'm not entirely married to the slingshot idea. I know where these fuckers go to get high and I'm just tossing some ideas 'round in my head to fuck with them while they're off their tits.

The other night, while I was walking the dog, some wankers were chucking firecrackers out the sides of a car for some unknowable reason and they tossed one onto the pavement right in front of me.

All I could think to do at the time was punt it as far as possible to try and minimise the shock the dog would feel from the noise. But I'm still a bit pissed off about it.

Half tempted to grab some mates and give these dickheads a good ol' vehicular broadsidering.

They mean the posters who stand at the back of the posting flank to prevent any deserters. You make an attempt to flee the thread before a call to retreat is uttered, they have orders to summarily execute you.

Transition update:

I've always been on the skinnier side, but lately I've been putting on more weight at my hips and my trousers are getting a little tight around there.

Breast development continues, they're at a point that I'm comfortable with now, but I can feel another round of growth setting in. Here's hoping the family curse doesn't strike me, 'cos I don't wanna go through all the bullshit women with larger chests get.

Still having trouble wrestling control of the tangled mass of ringlets my hair becomes if it's allowed to grow longer than ~shoulder length.

No, he invented the plate, and thus named it after himself.

There's a short story in one of the Junji Ito omnibuses called "Ribs Woman" that touches on this a little.

Everyone asking "Netanyahu?", when they should be asking "Netanya-where?"

Fates willing, the where in question is - scattered all over Tel-Aviv in tiny chunks. More likely scenario is that they shuffled him off somewhere abroad to sit out the bombing safely, probably Germany or the US.