I just finished reading Mort(e), a wild sci-fi book about animals that get uplifted by space ants, who almost annihilate humanity.

Sip the buy, dip the chip

It's my god given right to drive a 4 ton killdozer! If i hit a child, I'll sue the parents for damages!

I heard there was some sabotage with Stormtroopers stuffing the latrines with uniforms to clog the waste systems. They had been on duty for 10 months and were being warped to an active warzone

It blows my mind that ammo isn't considered hazardous waste because: the bullet is a product used for its purpose at the dischsrge point of the barrel. Therefore throwing lead into the ground is a environmental crime, but pumping lead into the ground with an M60 machine gun is cool

You know what? Unbimbofies your husband

Hes going to announce everyones Xi bucks will be released for their efforts in posting

GOOD post

"I hearby declare the Straight of Hormuz OPEN. Im withdrawing all our beautiful troops and taking my toys home, WE WIN Thank you for your attention to this matter"

Pooping is praxis

my detector screen just says overload

The floorsheim gifting is really supporting the men's warehouse idea

My laptop going to hibernate and then destroying the battery is making me miss Windows power management for hibernation

So Musk just offered this, unprompted? This is just a shower thought he's had and was like, yeah I can force all these plebs to get caught by the draft. What a boot kicking dork, who has no clue about civic duty.

They shouldn't have drank all the coke zero

You gotta be shittin me

Like a fall leaf on the pavement

Never log off

Pretty sure in Fateful Findings the bad government/corpos just suicide on live TV after having gained ultra-moral clarity