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Cake day: August 20th, 2024

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  • I have scavenged furniture for years. Furnished houses and apartments and squats and warehouses and busses.

    Have never knock on wood had bedbugs.

    Learn what they and their eggs look like and inspect the shit you’re grabbing first.

    Once passed on a really nice couch in a nice neighborhood, because I spotted a half of an ass of one.

    The stained old victorian style couch in the winco parking lot was fine though, lol





  • So! There’s a place in Philly called the Mutter Museum. Filled with all manner of human specimens of various ailments.

    Absolutely fascinating. Like $20 admission. 100% worth it.

    A couple of the pieces on display are the skulls and jaws of mouth breathers. I don’t know if they had an issue that required surgery that wasn’t available in the 1800’s, or if it was just bad habits, but.

    Literally changes the shape of your bones. And therefore your face.

    Fucking wild.










  • There’s no glue or epoxy on earth I’m aware of that will hold on metal well enough to handle the force of unscrewing a bolt.

    You might solder nuts to either side, that might hold and be reversible.

    The suggestions of drilling it out also won’t work well, if it’s already spinning in place, it will spin faster.

    I know you don’t want to, but cutting a slot is your best bet. If you do it clean, it’ll just look like a screw. You could replace with a rivet if you really need a non-screw look for the finish





  • “That’s right! Dig in that years old pile of biomedical hazardous waste! Dig in it DEEP, BITCH. Find it in there. Put that in your fucking otherwise useless mouth, AND FUCKING CHOKE ON IT”*

    *These are my imagined connotations of OP’s, and have absolutely no real relevance to them at all. But damn if that’s not what I’d be meaning every time. Fuck them haters. Right to fucking death


  • You know, fairy tales for children generally involved horror, murder, dismemberment and worse.

    To get the kids to be aware of the actual horrors of the world, which are worse.

    Hearing a story about, or seeing a fictional or even actual video of some of the fucked up shit people do to each other for stupid fucking reasons is still not actually traumatic.

    Experiencing depictions of such shit should absolutely bother you. Should absolutely put you a bit on your toes, in real life, on the daily.

    So you can avoid those situations. So you know shit like that’s possible, and fucked up fuckers have done it and will do it, and they’ll think they’re right the whole time.

    Because when it does actually happen, that’s when it is traumatic, and not just being smart and aware