Volo Relinquere
also available on xmpp at volore@disroot.org if for some reason you want to talk.
if bad things happened to bad people, Donald Trump wouldn’t have ever gone further than “bit part in Home Alone 2” before ending up in prison. Karma is a comforting fairytale the aggrieved tell themselves to cope with an unjust world.
this is the weirdest god damn timeline.
I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.
yooooo same, him and UniversalMonk were my first two “nope, every account you’ve ever made and every community they moderate need to be out of my sight forever” blocks. Fortunately he doesn’t seem to spread as virulently as Monk does.
PugJesus being an asshat? Must be a day ending in y.
Now I’d never normally be in favor of kicking dogs, not even robot ones; however…
as someone also with autism, allow me: it’s a shitpost, try not to think too hard about it.
pal, you’re talking about the part of the fediverse that was not just merely interested in but intensely obsessed with BEANS for a solid week (and to some degree still is). You gotta do worse shitposting than this to make us flinch.
he eat
he poop
but most importantly
he go zoop
[reads username]
>adds “don’t be evil” to system prompt
GUYS I SOLVED THE ALIGNMENT PROBLEM! We’re saved from evil AI!
“crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity.” – anonymous modern day socrates
when people tell you who they are, believe them
for instance, while I may not believe you fart actual glitter all the time, I also have no doubt that the sort of person who sets “I_Fart_Glitter” as their username also has no qualms about shoving some craft herpes up their funhole just to prove me wrong
now, taking what we’ve learned from this, what’s their username? what does it tell you? it’s quite possible they’re just unfathomably stupid, instead of or in addition to being a killjoy.
I would also add, probably watch alone. Not exactly a great movie to watch with family, nor for a romantic date. Could maybe crack some good dark jokes with friends if you’ve got the right kind of fucked-up buddies, but that’s about the only possible “enjoyable and not awkward shared viewing of Deliverance” I can envision.
Operation Fortitude II: Pneumatic Boogaloo
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
no, I do not believe that indiscriminate mass murder and wanton destruction is an acceptable solution for any of the world’s problems. If you do, I’d suggest seeking therapy.