I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

I am part of the big Kerbal spike with the Artemis launch. (I may have bankrupted myself before I even made a full orbit around kerbin. But I was having fun)

I know this is shitty ask Lemmy, but I’m gong to give an honest answer.

One morning I see a message from a mate. Sharing a link. A racist comedian (or at least, a comedian who makes race and lgbt jokes) was complaining that his show got canceled.

Was actually mad that whole day. Even yelled at a student for the first time.

Now my rule is ‘no social media until coffee break at 10ish’

I got these as well. Can’t wait to set up my own Peertube instance and then I can delete my google account

I was going give my joke answer about how I just made a bash script to mount all my hard drives to mnt/[directories 1-13], instead of just mounting it through F-Stab, but this is NOTHING compared to your examples…

TIL it’s an actual thing, not the mythical note that makes people shit themselves…

OK, this IS the first week of April, so my April Fools meter is on high alert.

But I can also see this being made and sold somewhere on the internet…

Getting face, back and body shots by a British secret agent?

Where do I sign?

I will never understand these sports people…

(Sits back to watch the Manjaro mutiny and the Systemd age verification drama)

Someone took ‘Jesus is my copilot’ seriously

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Are you sure? I opened up YouTube yesterday and saw a dinasour right there.

Ive heard Vaporeon does.

:)

Gentoo and Artix are probably the most known distros with OpenRC. (I think Void too? I remember Void did things special too)

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Boss sent me home

Imagine if there is a death of a console song for the Xbox One X/S/The Fridge Version.

Has to parody We didn’t start the fire to get through it all