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One kid to power one city. What do you think about expanding into a franchise?
talk to my handlers, they’re the logistics of the operation. I’m just the lab mouse
So, erm, funny thing: we were crunching some numbers and turns out - the whole dungeon thing? Not needed after all. We could have just had a utopia this whole time, no catch. Can’t believe no one noticed this, doesn’t even make sense in hindsight. Now isn’t that the silliest thing?
It wouldn’t be fair to the Omelas kids of the past if we stopped now. We have to get a meeting together to discuss the potential EV of the change. Go ahead and get a slide deck ready to talk about brand risk, ripple effects on the market, employee overhead, and all the good stats that I like. I need it by Wednesday to be ready for the pre meeting where I’ll rope in marketing and HR on this.
ok
can I go nowleft on read for six months
Ehhhh changing it now would be a lot of work…
hey asshole
I want my treats
sorry my handlers aren’t here one sec
bashes my head against the wall
did that help
hell yeah kid that was a solid new hat for me in fortnite, thanks or actually fuck you
you’re welcome or that’s alright
just walk out! you can leave!
work
social thing
omelas
if it sucks… hit da bricks
can’t. In the hole
If you just keep digging, they cant stop you. When they go high, you go low.
tried that but they kept pouring dirt so it would fill back up to the point where it was
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
It’s my turn now
don’t force yourself out of pity but also please god get me out of here
This is the only way you can get out of here…it’s my turn…Yyyou had yyours. I need this.
ok thanks clock in tomorrow
It was a pretty mean prank to pretend to be an abused kid in a dungeon. Now a lot of people are leaving the city. Care to explain yourself?
sorry
All is forgiven
Should I walk away or not
if it soothes your soul to do so
mom says i can’t talk to you :(
that’s okay I’m used to it
Given your particular situation, where do you stand on the trolley problem given you’re the one on the train track?
idk I’m not the lever guy ask them that’s their decision
They have cell coverage in the hole now? Smh my head everyone’s on their phone now
they let me have a phone because it’s also torturous
Have they forced you to go to lemmy.world yet?
not yet but I have to use X for at least an hour when I wake up
How is it like to know your purpose in life?
content in theory disappointed in practice
Erm, sweaty, if you don’t get off of hexbear and go back to being tortured, society is going to collapse. Don’t you think you’re being really inconsiderate right now?
sorry
What if the Omelas kid had bad vibes?
your vibes do lowkey worsen after torture
Fair tbh
So are you bankrolling the city as like a humiliation fetish thing or what
not allowed to feel pleasure sorry
Thank you for your service.no biggie
