Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late

Got into a pissing contest over dumb shit at work. Big mistake, these people dont even realize how much i love pissin

The recovery team for Artemis had the chance to do something really funny for the cost of a few monkey masks. Missed opportunity

“It ain’t about how hard you hit the rock, it’s about how hard you can hit some horse and keep moving forward”

Skill tissue, you have to consume more microplastics

If you just keep digging, they cant stop you. When they go high, you go low.

In a Camusian sense, One must consider the Omelas kid whole.

“Experts are Dubious” Yeah, no shit, of course the experts are dubious. How many teleportation experts do you know? The whole speciality is dubious.

Thank god they never retired this beautiful barrel of pork. Turns out being a low, slow, flying tank is a really shit decision when everything from drones to a boxtruck has a MANPAD in the cupholder. But they were all supposed to be blown up within 72 hours of facing a peer adversary, 40 years ago, so really i guess its mission accomplished.

The barrage of munitions that U.S. forces have fired into Iran have laid bare just how reliant the U.S. war machine is on a powerful metal that you’ve likely never heard of: tungsten.

Bwuah? Tongue’s Ten?

I appreciate the editorial decision to acknowledge their readers do not have an elementary-equivalent education

I sticky objectively tru & correct opinions

Wonderful Icarus, you posted too close to the sun

It was pretty bad, but the bits stuck in my teeth worked as braces for a while, so that was nice.

Lmao, and i thought my middle school trip to an aluminum wire factory sucked. At least it didnt smell bad.

GOOOOOOOD POST

Fr, the crankery was some of the best stuff yuri posted

Not a hat, his hair just does that unfortunately. Terrible dandruff. Would not accept a pre-sliced melon.

"I have developed a truly monsterous demonstration of this post which this margin is too narrow to contain.”

Haha yeah

For sale: Alien Thetan, never worn