(CW: mild reference to depression/self-harm) There was a table set up outside the grocery store for christians to convert people and I took one look at his sign and said, “No thanks, I’m not interested”.

This guy starts hard selling me as I’m walking away literally saying, “If you’re depressed or suicidal we have answers. We have ministers who can talk to you” lmfao I’m triggered. I wonder how his sign-up metrics are looking with that tactic. Literally the 4th guy this week that tried to convert me.

Iran must’ve hit the Hexbear servers in Kuwait smh

Australian state media is reporting on an ongoing out-of-control fire at one of the country’s two oil refining facilities

IN SHORT: A fire has broken out at one of Australia’s two remaining oil refineries, with emergency services responding to reports of “explosions and flames”. The blaze was not yet under control as of early Thursday morning, according to Fire Rescue Victoria.

China said in November last year that schools must “strictly control” the total amount of homework and offer “at least” two hours of physical activity for primary ​and secondary students every school day.

I would’ve killed for 2 hours of gym/recess every day lmao

Seems reasonable to me, Guy Fieri is only about 10% as chuddy as he looks, which isn’t saying a whole lot, but I believe him here

I don’t know where the line starts, but it definitely includes pedophiles and human traffickers

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The strait is open…

A real Trump “Truth” from today presented without comment

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Kinda fucked that the only real difference between humans today and humans 60k years ago is material conditions. Like they were just trynna get by just like me fr fr but they were getting eaten by tigers and shit and I get a little nervous going to the bank.

Give tens of millions of people 1,000 years and they start making some dope shit. It’s not like they were less cunning than us, they just didn’t have the luxury of being born into very well established civilizations like we do.

Anybody here have great handwriting? Any tips? Really hoping the secret isn’t tons of practice lmao

Pretty sure that’s the chemical that kills all the fish off the coast of Namibia. Massive algae blooms die and sink and then anaerobic bacteria create H2S as a waste product.

Namibians collect the dead fish from the egg-smelling beaches. Crazy shit. Visible from space. Wasn’t expecting to see one of my special interests in a random post on hexbear dot net.

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Hahaha another crazy hyperbole, you crack me up

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Now everyone do your comradely duty and laugh at this obvious joke and laugh anytime anything like this comes up because the legal precedent set by Watts vs United States established that the crowd’s reaction to a “threat” is heavily considered when judging a statement to be a hyperbolic statement rather than a true threat.

Robert Watts said, “I am not going. If I am inducted into the army and made to carry a rifle, the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J.” and he walked free

I have a vivid memory of driving in whiteout conditions in Wyoming but sandwiched by semis that I couldn’t even see, so I couldn’t afford to slow down. I could only rely on google maps to make sure the road stayed straight. 20 minutes later, absolutely beautiful day. Unhinged state