• Batmancer@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.

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      I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

      Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

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    2 days ago

    lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP

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    Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

    I’ve never understood not wiping.

    I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

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      Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

      Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.

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    The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

    I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

    They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

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    2 days ago

    I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.

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    I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I’m just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.

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      Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.

      IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet

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    2 days ago

    A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

    He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

    • Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      gross and demeaning.

      no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers removeds on that washroom door handle.

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          pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.

          The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

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        I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

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          “look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”

          what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.

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            Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

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    For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?

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      do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?

      And now a word from our sponsor “Sheath Underwear”

      lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it

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        When it gets humid down there. You know, like a swamp. Also I think this same group of people need to learn how close their butthole is to the twig and berries. Every fart is blowing poo particles all over the cotton dungeon.

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    I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.

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      3 days ago

      If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.

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        Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place

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          Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.

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            I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?

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    Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my removed is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.