Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
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5·2 days agoI always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
3·2 days agoCompletely agree. It is fucking unhinged and a great read.
A least he’s not misandry
4·4 days agoI can’t keep up. Did you know that ostriches bury their head in the sand to avoid vipers? Vipers can’t see prey if their heads are obscured.
14·4 days agoEvery day I am part of the lucky 10,000 is a great day. Thank you for the recipe!
It… It makes me sad that you’re right. Camacho is better than Trump. Fuck me sideways and call me Sally.
Oh shit. I think I did it.
Sauce.
I apologize for my ignorance. What the hell is that?
What happened in 1981?
6·4 days agoYour interesting use of Capitalization is odd.
And yet … you are clearly intelligent and effective at communication.
I was thinking of posting a picture of a hidden heart but the only ones I have are of my family being cute. So instead I offer you a small clue that you should please wake up. ;)
Thank you for what you are doing. I also contribute in my own way that I’m not going to describe in detail.
If you were indeed a mote of dust when you got vacuumed what would happen? Fast forward to the end of time. Would it be any different than what anyone else on this planet is going to experience?
How do any of y’all function with this distraction. I don’t get it.
Thank you internet stranger. I’m going to do this but fuck me if I can get my family to change their settings. They don’t even know they can create a poll.
Don’t ask me. I made all of you admins do I don’t have to answer questions like how do I make a poll. Click the + button. Yeah. The one on your fucking screen right now.
No grandpa. We are not trying to figure out who is trans. No popop none of are naxies (I hope)
Anyway, click the +. Right there. That is how you create a poll.
I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.