It’s so the male duck can scrape the semen of any previous partners out of the female duck’s vagina. This was a random mutation that somehow became dominant because it perpetuated the species. Unlike leaving all that semen in there, which … wouldn’t … have?

Imagine being the poor bastards stuck in there with him. The smell alone … !

It’s a Bigfoot reserve.

Is it my imagination, or is that stretch of water and the water surrounding it not US territory, thus making what he wants to do (interdict) kind of … piracy?

“Geneticist hate her, but this one cool trick … !”

" … and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"

“That means all leftists are terrorists! Prepare the babykillers!”

“But, sir! They’re spread kinda thin between Gaza and Lebanon!”

“Bah! Increase the age of mandatory recruitment!”

Great. As an Australian disappointed in the nutlessness of our PM, I can see Albanese bending over eagerly to embrace anything the US tells him is what Australia needs. So long as Penny Wong can be ‘gravely concerned’ about it, anyway.

Wants his cut.

No, I don’t agree with him. He only says shit like this to get attention, because he’s desperate for it. He made Twitter a cesspool where only those posts agreeing with him are pushed to the fore, and his own posts the highest, whether you want to see them or not.

Some cats have a strong inbuilt preference to drink from running water.

Given it’s trained on our attention-shortening data, when will AI start suffering from short attention spans?

What did this person say that pissed the ICEflakes off so, and why aren’t we all saying it?

Only in my pants. Why? What does that have to do with it?

Since they’ve done so much for humanity, can we crowdsource some excuses to get them out of having to visit the White House?

Are there any ethical AIs out there to use?

“Holding hands meant so much, baby”.

Oh, Jesus … they look like party balloons.

Nobody tell Hegseth!

Some people need a meteor.