Not The OnionEnglish · 28 days ago

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

Not The OnionEnglish · 28 days ago

‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast

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27 days ago
Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.
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  I think the trick is copious amounts of cocaine!
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    Isn’t it always? 🤷🏻

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