Defecation duration is surprisingly similar throughout the mammal world. The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.
Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living area to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.
they don’t have to wipe
They don’t have doom to scroll
I mean, you don’t HAVE to wipe!
Not if you do a deep enough squat!
Or you could get some helping hands to spread those cheeks further
I just stand in the shower and drag my fingers through mud valley then waffle stomp the rest down the drain.
Why wipe? Shitting yourself is the new path to power in 2026.
The President does it, after all
They can also just take a dump where ever they stand
I tend to wait till i can get to a restroom
Not dogs though. If they don’t work hard to find the perfect pooping spot, they ain’t pooping.
Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living area to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.
Or check the lemmings. … Slightly awkward