Nice try, pickpocket.
Nice try stochastic pick pocketer
nice try fed 😛
A tissue.
Just in case.
#fapnation
I need several tissues for that
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.

front right: phone side right: wallet front left: keys side left: smoking stuff, meshtastic radio back left: handkerchief
For some reason your post reminded me of when I got my first flip phone and I hadn’t had a designated pocket for it.
That’s why they had phone holsters.
Left: Keys and wallet
Right: PhoneIf either is missing: Panic
FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
Phone, left front. Wallet (including work fob) and key in right front; small flashlight and chapstick in the coin pocket; pen clipped to back right pocket.
Plus I guess not technically in my pocket, but I’ve been front horizontal carrying a leatherman (or sometimes a fixed blade with a pry bar clipped to it).
most days, I wear cargo pants, and I put my phone in right pocket, keys in left. and Bluetooth earbuds in lower left pocket , wallet in the lower right.
Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.
My hands cos they’re cold
Daily carry: front left, phone. Front right keys. Back right, wallet. Back left, a pack of paper tissues.
Phone in right back pocket or inner jacket pocket. Left front pocket, snus, if I don’t have a jacket left pocket for it. Right front pocket, apartment keys and lip balm. Earplugs in right jacket pocket. And if I’m going for a breakfast or lunch at a café, reading pad in inner left pocket.
that’s wild. I prefer keeping my anus in my right front pocket
Haha, oops. Snus is what it was supposed to be.








