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https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/

URL doesn’t match new headline, she has amended her suit. Anyway, yeah, of course he’s guilty, whether he’s found guilty or not. They’re all creeps.

Isn’t this just resigning ourselves to shitty religious “charter schools” in like half the states? Feels like it’d be a massive assault on public education, in practice.

Kept it fairly PG for you:

It being predetermined doesn’t necessarily decrease the anxiety. For example, you might just be one of the unelect, destined for hell.

I was going to take a stab at guessing, but I realized I was doing too good a job and decided not to make anybody else read that.

Thanks for the reminder, just canceled my 2-month free trial with a few days to spare.

What workplace has policies against this!?

https://youtu.be/G_om1-5-zpc

That’s just the nature of being pals with a gas giant.

Bedroom “texture!?”

That wasn’t just a fart. :(

Inserting random fart sounds into cartoons literally sounds like my dream job.

Train it via text.

Also in bigger stores like Target, there may not be an unmonitored aisle. Just… look up, if you don’t believe me. But maybe not too obviously.

I’m about to be so rich.

We’re never getting the last book. And my theory is that he just outgrew it. Or at least I hope that’s true, because the whole Denna storyline was just a bunch of incel bullshit.

No, AP isn’t publicly funded. You might be thinking of NPR and/or PBS and/or VOA.

Oh noooo don’t hurt the poor innocent billionaire who sexually assaulted his sister for a decade!!!