One of the plots in Dune was the idea that Baron Harkonnen initially put the Beast Raban in charge of Arrakis so that he could be a huge dick and make everybody hate him, then he would be replaced by Feyd-Rautha whom everybody would love because he was slightly less of a huge dick. Trump and Vance.
Time to get on board the horny-thopter
Don’t forget the motorbunny thumper
The best Dune.
If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.
Flow that spice right into my b-hole nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
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my worm, it’s attractedddddddddd! NNNNNNGH. SPICE MY DUNES.
my innocent eyes x_x

Missed opportunity to call her Sister-reverend?
I think that’s illegal now, or is only if it’s step sister reverend?
Did they actually legislate that somewhere? That’s funny
Read the headline somewhere and a quick search brought up this
Ban on step incest porn and ‘barely legal’ content in government climbdown | Politics News | Sky News https://share.google/4Bd2FdMB4HmUTjhTH
ohhhhhh. the UK, that tracks sorry for offloading the cognitive work of a simple search on you, I appreciate you humoring me 😊
This would be a reverend-stepmother situation.
wait because she’s reverend-sister? does Paul drinking the wormjuice and becoming their kind-of contemporary muddle things a bit?
edit: no idea why my phone injected “hessian” into that sentence.
In the Dune canon, she is a Bene Gesserit reverend-mother.
ohhhhh. it’s been some years since I read it.




