I know it’s a joke, but uhh if you wanted to win challenge pissing, would it have to be really windy? Or like… what

I remember when the first Surface released and Gabe from Penny Arcade was like “wtf this is better than iPad for drawing. why aren’t they advertising this aspect of it?”

I don’t know if that’s still true, but I always tucked it in the back of my mind when I was looking for drawing tablets.

23andme taught me I was part Ashkenazi, but in hindsight I probably should’ve picked up on that having been raised on Mel Brooks, The Three Stooges, Stan Freberg, The Marx Brothers, grandpa’s really being into matzo ball soup, and us having the menorah out during the holidays.

…oh right, and being circumcised.

Anyways, $200 I didn’t need to spend. I hope the clone Doug armies of the future will forgive me.

Time to pull out the power loader then.

my worm, it’s attractedddddddddd! NNNNNNGH. SPICE MY DUNES.

Flow that spice right into my b-hole nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

T-Bone is a great name for a computer.

One thing I find kind of funny is how AI is flooding HR inboxes with trash, and how that now means the old boomer advice of showing up to a company and asking for a job in person seems a lot more considerable than it had before.

My children were killed by a cassowary while they were scuba diving.

Climate change has really turned the animal world on its head 😔

What a li’l doughboy 😻

Joe Rogan can go fuck himself for enabling this administration.

This movie is revered by most but I didn’t connect with it; this scene especially was just too hilarious.

Well it’s better than ~99% of locks now.

~99% of horses are 1 horsepower, there’s just one horse from Nevada who was locked in a barn during those nuclear tests in the 50’s putting the others to shame.

So 1 horsepower or .5 horsepower?

Go fuck yourself, Todd Blanche.

Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.

Pepsi for xenos, Coke for predators.

My technical, nit-picky editor mind says to lose the contraction in the first panel to help stress the pronoun hasn’t switched subjects.

Hoarding + fear of death + erroneously thinking wealth will increase likelihood of immortality or leaving behind a legacy someone may reincarnate them + thinking everyone is out to get them (which— sure, we are, but only because they’re hoarding wealth) + dehumanizing everyone else = billionaires

I would like to think if the future is ever capable of bringing someone back from the dead, they’ll know not to resurrect a cancer of a person.