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A scene in a restaurant left me shocked. This “deffo” happened to me

Bad Customers, House Wine, and Friday Nights Are a Bad Combination

Sometimes you do what you gotta do

13 min readFeb 1, 2024

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In almost 35 years in the restaurant game, I have thrown two customers (Tables) out of my restaurants. Both were in the UK and both happened within a month of each other.

The die was cast

The grapevine, jungle drums, and folklore did the rest. I gained an instant reputation as an arrogant prick amongst a particular subset of my local customer base … those who waited until the last minute to get a table, could not get in, and immediately used the fact I had ejected customers, as part of the reason that I was an arrogant prick.

Too full for my boots to let the “locals” that had made me a success in to get a table. You know the type. You may even be that type.

At best, I am a slovenly prick.

Arrogant suggests purpose, and an upright posture. Zest. Zeal. Zucchini … I am none of those things.

I had in fact designated 2 x tables for walk-ins and locals, at great cost to my revenue stream.

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Uvebruce
Uvebruce

Written by Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.