Why I always keep doing it...

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xkcd 242 obviously

I feel called out. I’m not sure which way I’d go.

Get somebody else to pull it.

For science.




Me playing point and click games



But sometimes it works, or throws a different error …

And a different error means progress!

A different error each time?



When it does a different crazy thing every time and you have no idea why, it means you’re a genius and have created life.

Or you’re coding in C.



Actually tru. Damn preprocessors.


you have to check if you are dealing with a bug or with a ghost



You make a change. It doesn’t fix it.

You change it back. The code now works.

the real fix was the journey, the destination never mattered


The code now works breaks in a new way.



The usual for me is that I flip back over to my editor and hit ctrl+save, cause heaven forbid I ever remember to do that before running.

I have no regrets from setting my editor to save-on-blur



The first one is to warm up the engine. Like getting your car ignition to kick over in the winter

and sometimes that’s exactly what’s needed. Services wake up, connections get established and then when you try again things are up and it works.



Trying to debug race conditions be like

Yuuup… Debugging concurrent code is a bitch.



Code doesn’t work; don’t know why.

Code works; don’t know why.

Cargo Cult Programming is bad.



You know, youve gotta give your computer some warmup.


The error message goes stale when it’s been sitting for a while. I need to see a fresh one.


You jest but “wait and retry” is such a powerful tool in my DevOps toolbox. First thing I tell junior engineers when they run across anything weird

Honestly, in DevOpS, when you’re running stuff in a GitHub Action/Azure DevOps Pipeline/Jenkins, yeah… sometimes a run will fail for no obvious reason.

And then work the next time (and the next 100+ times after that) when you haven’t changed a damn thing.


“Maybe if we ignore the problem, it will go away”



Running the code again is fast and requires no thinking. Finding the problem is slow and requires a lot of thinking.

It’s worth looking under the light-post in case your keys somehow rolled there. Just not for long.


The absolute worst thing that can happen is if it suddenly starts working without doing anything

Sweet, push to production.



Not sure which is worse. When you know you changed nothing and it inexplicably starts|stops working compared to yesterday

Far worse, and this applies to more than programming. If something is broken, I want it to be consistent. Don’t fix yourself, or sort of work but have a different effect. Break, and give me something to figure out, damn it.



This would be more mockable if it didn’t often WORK.


gotta rule out cosimc rays flipping a bit or two


Computer needs practice to get program right.


Just making sure that the write buffer was flushed on time or something.


I started coding professionally using Visual Basic (3!). Everybody made fun of VB’s On Error Resume Next “solution” to error handling, which basically said if something goes wrong just move on to the next line of code. But apparently nobody knew about On Error Resume, which basically said if something goes wrong just execute the offending line again. This would of course manifest itself as a locked app and usually a rapidly-expanding memory footprint until the computer crashed. Basically the automated version of this meme.

BTW just to defend VB a little bit, you didn’t actually have to use On Error Resume Next, you could do On Error Goto errorHandler and then put the errorHandler label at the bottom of your routine (after an Exit Sub) and do actual structured error handling. Not that anybody in the VB world ever actually did this.


And run it with the debugger.


sometimes it needs to warm up.. or cool down


When your Makefile is so fucked up that you have to run it multiple times to get everything to build and link properly.



demons ahem. data-races.


This is just how you use Visual Studio


Because you’re Good developer


Or the code you are working on is calling a system that is currently unreliable which you cannot be responsible for.

Fuck test automation, it’s a fucking trap get out of it as soon as you can

Fuck test automation, it’s a fucking trap get out of it as soon as you can

lol.

Meanwhile, the org I work at has no test automation, so things that should be trivial require hours of tedious, error-prone, manual testing. Also they break stuff and don’t find out until after it’s merged.

This post has appeared in multiple places. It’s useful , but it ruins the development career potential of people that stick with it, because any subsequent job application just sees “TESTER” and not “DEVELOPER” and bars you from changing specialization.

I’ve known several people who moved from QA and testing to developer roles, but usually as an internal transfer.

Most recruiters and management don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to technical details, so it’s not surprising a lot of them think “Oh the guy who knows how software works and how to handle edge cases? No, we don’t want him”

moved from QA and testing to developer roles, but usually as an internal transfer.

yeah. My current company botched mine.






Most applications aren’t written to compile deterministically so there is always a chance.

Compile? Is that true? Pretty sure compilers are generally deterministic in their output.



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Valid. You need to know if it’s a sometimes bug or an always bug.

The truly terrifying outcome is that it works after changing nothing. Sometimes bugs are the most fun to squash.

We seemingly have a different opinion, what we regard as ‘fun’ ;⁠-⁠)

Stuff that can’t be reproduced and “only” comes up because of some timing issue/race condition is often the most shit to hunt for

I’m currently in such an adventure - and I thought I had it…but the statistics show, that it only got better, but didn’t catch all of the occurrences…

Stuff that can’t be reproduced and “only” comes up because of some timing issue/race condition is often the most shit to hunt for

Ah, but if you can’t reproduce it, you can just put in an entry of ‘could not reproduce’ and close the bug report. Case closed. Go home and enjoy a nice beverage.





Happy debugging if it works on the second try… 😬

Best things are, when you throw in some debug output and that changes the timings just as much to not make the bug happen anymore

I’ve lost more hair to that, than my age…

Well, better than the other way around:
Code works perfectly on your test device but breaks down when deployed to field devices with slightly different timing characteristics or whatever.

Bonus points if it only occurs every few weeks, preferably at night shift and crashes a whole production line… 🫣

(Incident totally fictitious, definitely no people out of this thread involved, just move on, really nothing to see here!)

True that…
Happens too fucking often as well

I’m currently hunting a bug that happens like every 1000 iteration of the thing happening.
Like, I’m telling the hardware to do something and it works pretty much all the time, but over the day, the errors add up
I have no clue why it happens, but can’t really turn up the debug logs that much, because with so many things happening, I’d produce like a shitload of data.
But I can’t really narrow it down otherwise

And it seems we’re in the same kind of shit business ;⁠-⁠)
Real time processes and automation, with customers having problems at night shift, because the maintenance guys during that shift are usually not as good - or it’s just bad luck

At one of my last business trips I was already at the airport on my happily way home, when I’ve got call.
Needed to get my luggage back, new rental car and get a place at the hotel.
Just to discover, that after 15 years the hardware acted up in a way it never did before.
At least I could now include a warning message, if this weird situation ever happens again, but that was a tough one to swallow…





Very true, especially when working with recursion. (Debugging recursion sucks)


Or the code you are working on is calling a system that is currently unreliable which you cannot be responsible for.

Fuck test automation, it’s a fucking trap get out of it as soon as you can

EDIT : that is to say, test automation as in automation that a tester does, instead of unit tests. If you have started a career as a software tester , get out ASAP.


tilts tin foil hat to the left…

Works now 👍


The first time, I just saw it’s not working; the second time, I was paying attention to the details to see what specific parts aren’t working and clues as to how/why.


Ofcourse. The first stage is denial.


Due to the non zero ammount of times this happened to me… this is like pressing ctrl+c multiple times to make sure you copied the thing. And then pressing shift+ctrl+c cause you aren’t sure if that works in this terminal emulator.


Sometimes, this actually works simply because of your compiler lagged the previous time.


Well yes, the trick is to attach the debugger for the second run.

….and because it slows down the execution a bit and this avoids the race condition that triggers the bug, it now runs flawlessly.

If the customer isn’t running the same debugger i am, i have no sympathy for them. (I’m joking!)


And the order of Set traversal in the JVM is different so the other bug also doesn’t show up




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