Nord.redPretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...
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Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There’s no other explanation.
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+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
It’s true.
US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
Lucky he didn’t have this European commie healthcare or he’d have been dead a lot deader.
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!
More like another tongue
100%!
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan” cant get anymore obvious than that
I upvoted all of these comments.
That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
My brother in Christ, we’re in the shitpost sub.
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
Its still a post glazing a bigot
Yea I’m with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he’s a cunt.
Chuck a cunt, he’s fuck.
Fuck Chunt, he’s a badger
What exactly do you take that to mean?
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there’s nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck’s dead, March 20
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.
Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?
˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ
Iirc he wasn’t even there at the time
I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn’t sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?
I agree, I’d never even consider it as an option.
Someone else says he might not have even been there at the time. I don’t know which scenario would be worse though.
Let’s not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!
Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there’s also a Neil Young, or that’s what I choose to believe anyway.
Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I’ve learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.
LOL, that’s Neil Gaiman, the author. The only controversy with Neil Young, the singer, that I’m aware of was him taking his music off of Spotify because of Rogan, but that only lasted 2 years.
I didn’t even realize they said Neil young until just now. That dude’s a real one.
He looked great for 86
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
Nope.
Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
Would he be in a bloodstained sweater?
You bet. It would be the ultimate showdown of ultimate history!
more like found dead in his bed in a pile of his shit. A fitting end.
He dead
Oh fuck
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.
Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
Is the hospital okay?
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
…and finds out she’s black…
Gods, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
About that.
Lol, not even sorry.
Rot in piss chuckles.
I would’ve gladly traded Norris for Trump. Anyone got a monkey paw?
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Anyway, he’s a piece of shit
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
Well, he did
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I’d love to see die, because it won’t be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.
Yeah, about that…
…sorry, I lied.
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world
Yeah, that’s what all dead people say
You talk to dead people?
Only when I forget my meds
Chuck Norris isn’t waiting at the pearly gates to be judged, the pearly gates were waiting to be judged by him
I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn
This aged well
Damn is he Donald Trumps arch enemy? The size of the hands…
Quite the opposite, he was a Trump supporter.
Which probably surprises noone, considering his entire career was about being the manly, conservative texan.
Yep. He said USA electing Obama set America back by 40 years.
I enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes but he was a piece of shit in real life
thats why hes often compared to HULK HOGAN in a meme.
no hes a BIG FAN OF TRUMP
Chuck Norris isn’t a harbinger of the apocalypse, he is the apocalypse.
I guess we avoided Armageddon this time
It’s said that the lizards can’t survive in the new world atmosphere
There’s flirting with death and then there’s just teasing it.
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.