Sounds like a good soundtrack right about now, yes

When I got here, his comment was in the negatives.

A lot of folks won’t get it, but you got 1 vote from me my friend.

The capability had always been there but most people who reach that office understand who they’re there to serve: the people, not themselves. There’s also a fairly obvious conflict of interest along with it not being a particularly principled thing to do.

All of these things the orange moron lacks.

I wonder what a cock would be like if you cut the foreskin down like that.

Get the grease, slather

Future News Headline

FAA under scrutiny after air traffic controller terrifies numerous passengers because he was bored.

Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?

You’ve already given me an extra bone!

Primary

No no! Let’s shove a preselected candidate down everyone’s throat and hope they hold their noses. That’ll be good enough! Best out of 3!

No escape from reality…

Wheeeeeeeere’s the beef?

So he got another decoration?

I know it meets the technical definition of battery but I wish they would come up with different names for things like this. This feels more like energy conversion with some temporary storage characteristics than what I would call a “battery.”

You mean assuming they are not cooked on re-entry because no one double checked the AI’s math?

un-Holy shit!!!

Well if he’s going that far, may as well go get a lathe from market place, then find an appropriate hardwood block. He can lathe the block into a nice cylinder, making sure grain of the wood runs in the same direction (lengthwise). Then use the center drill action on the lathe to carve out the exact diameter of the broomstick. Then he can jam the broken pieces into it with some 3x strength wood glue.

It should hold until he wants to replace the broomstick in 20-30 years.

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

Make a splint using some duct tape and spare thin wood parts (or grab a few branches from a tree). That will tide you over until you get tired of looking at an ugly broom and buy a new broom stick.

Owwwwwww