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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
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Boomer Humor DoomergodEveryone worried about population decline needs to read this.
I mean, 2 girls kicking it wild style tends not to result in children that often, but God bless them for trying.
Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let’s get some maglevs.
Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.
festntwait the train caused genetic changes? this is the first time i’ve heard of that
I first heard about it James Burkes’ “Connections” series. People could now meet romantic partners hundreds of miles away.
ValmondBicycles even more.
Fall in love with someone 5 kilometers away was suddenly possible.
Hmmm. You think maybe we let men use the rails too? Like dirty hobos? Big ol sweaty hobos, confined in a freight car for hours on end with nothing else to do?
Unless one is trans. Still doesn’t result in children often, but at least there’s a chance!
sp3ctr4lMTF + FTM = babby forms, mebbe
Oh. I thought trans men were men.
Men can have wombs and women can have dicks.
Right. But a trans woman fucking a trans man would not be a girl/girl pairing. You get that right?
Because of how trans men are men? Except the feathered ones and the ones missing legs. Obviously.
Good. GOOOD! There’s too many people on Earth, it is oh so so crowded. We aren’t appreciated as is, and now you want to squeeze more people on it?
Our governments go out of their way to subtly make every aspect of our lives a living hell on purpose, don’t be fooled. You can tell by thr red tape, the stoplight for pedestrians turning red just a moment before they can make it accross, while cars have a long green period.
The way partialy disabled people are expected to work as much as an able-bodied person, even if just having their disability diagnosed makes them unemployable.
The way they paternalize you by restricting drugs that aren’t even narcotic, stimulant, hallucinogen or addictive, just so you can’t treat yourself, and you have to go through the corrupt medical system, and play the price is right with bribes.
Maybe the doctor is a moron, or just feels like fucking you over, tf do you do?
You are blamed for needing anything, and if you don’t need anything, people just asume you are where you are because you wasted money, or got high, or whatever.
Your co-workers with smiling faces, actively see you as a threat, and try to fuck you over in any way possible, the people you have to see every day.
Why push a child into this world?
Hilariously this does broadly coincide with a political desire to increase the birth rate.
RamenJunkieIs this what it means when you use the phrase “getting railed”?
kittenzrulz123Mrrrroooow :3 (I’m the one doing the hornyposting)
are you near a public transit hub?
I live in NYC near several subway stations so I would say I’m about maybe 30 minutes from Penn Station :3
Oh snap. I’m a 10 minute walk away from a station that could bring me directly into NYC.
… sup 😎
Miauuuuuu :3
Need status report
Maglev shit, we need to be investing in teleport technology. Instead, any breakthroughs are being hushed up by Big Border.
Berengaria_of_Navarre
KairuByteLiterally impossible in certain countries.
Depends on where the horniness is coming from, if it’s from prog(esterone?) like the op said and it’s tied to hormonal cycles then you maybe got a day to get over there.
That’s the problem.
No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.
Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.
Guess we need to make the technology more efficient then. Don’t you understand? This girl wants to fuck other girls.
ComradeSharkfuckerThe most critical issue of our time
SharkWeekAgreed!
(Not saying this just because I’m horny right now, but because I will also be horny later …)
This is important. An algorithmically assisted JIT sluttiness program could bridge/caress a lot of the gaps between current transport tech and the needs of the people.
Thank you for your support comrade. We wont forget aquatic accommodation in our new regime of sappphic rail/maglev infrastructure
MATH!
Estimated width of the US: 4506km
Fastest maglev train: 600km/h
Time to go cross country for sapphic love: 7 hours, 31 minutes.
Cevilia (they/she/…)We need faster maglev trains, or maglev trains with comfy beds. I’ll be there in the morning.
Ah, but ICBMs have a response time of 25 to 30 minutes. So we simply need to remove the warheads and replace them with horny people. This would have the additional benefit of advancing nuclear disarmament.
Of course there would need to be a way to safely decelerate the payload and land at the destination, but that’s just details.
China claims its T-Flight vacuum-tube maglev train has set a world speed record in prototype testing. It’s eventually targeting at least 1,000 km/h, significantly quicker than an airliner
https://newatlas.com/transport/china-vacuum-maglev/
ill need to do the calculations.
Yeah, surprisingly even at those speeds, you’re looking at over 4 hours from one side of the US to another.
which is 2 hours 20 minutes faster than flying from jfk to lax, and the prog has a half life of between 9-16 hours with peak levels between 1-8 hours so in theory you could take the train and still have 4-5 hours to romp
WIZARD POPE💫By what metric? Size? Terrain?
Hawaii is a 10/11 hour flight from certain parts of the us.
Alaska is 11/12 hours to Florida, 14/15 to Puerto Rico.
Even if you don’t want to include those, it’s 6/7 hours from Seattle to Miami.
Yukon to Newfoundland is 6/7 hours.
These exclude boarding times and such.
Even if you went with current high speed trains, and exclude continental breaks between land masses, you’re talking about quite a few hours.
Good luck staying horny that long.
What part of “all policy should bend to serve this goal” did you not understand? We’re not done ‘til we have $40 hypersonic suborbital flights, and if it takes a greater than Manhattan Project or Apollo level of effort to get there then, damn it, that’s what we’ll have to do!
I have sad news. The distance from LA to NYC is ~1840mi by road and the fastest speed reached by a commercial train is 268mph. It would take over 10hrs to travel that distance, assuming a nonstop trip that follows the same path as the road.
When I hornypost, I don’t wait 10hrs to do something about it
Midnight Wolf
KoboldCoterieIt’s okay, they’ll wait that long for you. Believe in yourself. You’re worth it.
FizzIf you can afford to run a maglev you probably live somewhere with enough density to have a girl horny posting nearby.
Ehm IIRC it’s 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.
Birds best stay out the way
I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.
Alright well we’ve got a lot of work to do then.
That’s physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.
Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I’ll get popcorn
that reminds me of this:
Modern Conservatives: “We have a crisis of masculinity”
Traditional 1950s Americans: “Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway”
What about the 50000 other people that would happily travel a day for $40 to tap that? Huh??
You might solve your problem, but you’re creating a much bigger issue.
Someone with this level of short sightedness is exactly how we get barely baked “AI” still resulting in millions losing their jobs, smh.
I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I’ve run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn’t have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I’m fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of… What’s the word. Recompense for my time.
I’m talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y’all provide the budget I’ll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.