CaptainBasculin, captainbasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

bro, I am muslim so I have no idea how christian values work but even I can see this is heresy to an unbelievable degree. Your president calls himself the second Jesus, you cannot defend him against any religious person at that point, let alone the Pope.

not a question, but hi

All jokes aside, IoT devices suck.

Why does a dishwasher need to connect to a remote server to use its full functionality? Why does my coffee maker need me to start it using an app? At that point it isn’t a feature, it’s a dependency that the company behind will eventually shut down one way or another.

Unless you run your mobo with a password (no one really does), the attack vector always exists by disabling secure boot physically; and even the BIOS password could be reset through ways so I don’t really see the point in secure boot.

Please Vance, vouch for Erdogan next time

here’s a joint venture idea to Trump: your goal is to fuck off as much as you can with your buddy Israel, and Iran does the toll collecting. Iran get benefits from tolls, and you get benefits by stabilising gas prices over time.

Never knew the game was ported to Android in the first place.

If Iran had nukes, this problem wouldn’t happen in the first place, because no country would dare instigate a war against a country with nukes. Same reason why Russia dismantled Ukraine of nuclear weapons before going into war with them, and also the same reason why no country dares to touch North Korea.

lightweight models will dominate in the future, datacenter grade heavy LLMs will die off. There’s no real way to profit off of the heavier models even now.

Sounds really unrealistic. Thousands of dollars is really cheap when it comes to storing 10 pb of data, i mean fucking hell at that price point dude would profit way more by being a cloud storage provider.

Balatro, Slay the Spire 2, Poker Night At the Inventory, most Pokemon titles, Mewgenics, Worms titles, Plants vs Zombies (GOTY edition with widescreen fix), Poly Bridge

Oh thank god I was planning to send classified top secret military information to my mastodon friends, I would’ve been fucked without E2EE.

Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30…

Manufacturers have a certain amount of chips they can manufacture, let’s say they can manufacture 10 million chips per year. Normally they adjust for demand, like manufacture 7 million chips for consumers and 3 million for enterprise customers. Company A contacts them and says “We need 6 million chips for this year, here’s the money”, But the factories still can manufacture only 10 million chips in total, so they adjust their factories to manufacture more enterprise focused chips, decreasing the amount of chips manufactured used by consumers.

“hi please nuke my country thanks” - literally no one

Technically true, you should choose your VPN provider carefully and not opt for the cheapest one right on.

In practice however, it’s safer than whatever surveillance US is trying to implement by forcing down US made routers.

Makes no sense when fanatical exists.

ah yes, the good ol’ april fools

I mean, ring 0 calls cannot be run on wine at all, hypervisor pretty much works with that level of priviledge, but you should be able to run it under another VM.

I mean it’s an ok Burnout game with actual car brands, but I still would prefer Paradise any day.