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“Effective immediately, the ​United States Navy, the Finest in ​the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING ‌any ⁠and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz,” said Trump

Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.

You won’t get any time off though, and will still have to go into work.

Do video game players make ideal recruits to be air traffic controllers? The FAA is targeting gamers directly in its new hiring push.

Fox News Senior Medical Analyst Marc Siegel made some eyebrow-raising comments lamenting that birth rates are down among teenagers aged 15 to 19.

Spoiler: Nutria.

The entire Israeli political spectrum is united in blasting Netanyahu for not continuing to attack Iran, and Israeli society agrees. The reason, to put it simply, is that Israelis are war junkies.

The White House Correspondents’ dinner is a yearly tradition stretching back over a century, yet this year’s host could perhaps prove controversial as many users of gay hookup app Grindr have opposed the association.

For more than four decades, GWAR has been pissing people off. They’ve “killed” countless controversial figures and it’s raised the hackles of emotionally weak fuck faces. It’s unavoidable. Yet the recent on-stage “disembowelment” of President Donald J. Trump pissed off the MAGA cult so you know what that means — they sent death threats to the guys parading around as fake intergalactic aliens in fake armor.

A robot dog with the head of Elon Musk that was part of an art installation at Miami Art Basel in December was seen prancing around San Francisco on Wednesday, as part of a promo for an upcoming art show.

DENVER — A Colorado rail project approved by voters more than two decades ago may finally be completed.

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b**s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

A Democratic congressman had harsh criticism for Polymarket for allowing users to bet on the date the United States would confirm the rescue of Air Force service members shot down over Iran.

“Oh my God, I want a hot president,” Jennifer Welch of the I’ve Had It podcast said in an interview last week. “Hot democrat alert,” posted Democratic influencer Keith Edwards in response to a video clip of Sam Forstag, a 31-year-old smokejumper running for one of Montana’s two House seats. If you search Jon Ossoff’s name on X or TikTok, you’ll be met with a number of thirsty posts calling the Georgia senator a “total hottie.”

The NYT was roundly mocked for the original headline and has now changed it to

An Israeli Instagram page has sparked anger on social media after it shared an image of a soldier using a detained, blindfolded Palestinian father to advertise its jewellery business.

A former Cedarville University finance professor whose writings promote a Christian ethic of marriage and sexuality was arrested Tuesday on eight sex-related felony charges involving one or more minors.

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Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance

Curtin University research has found farmers making small changes to how they give water to cattle in semi-arid regions could halt the spread of one of Australia’s most damaging invasive species—all without disrupting farming operations. Published in Global Ecology and Conservation, the paper reveals straightforward, low-cost changes to cattle troughs and fencing could prevent invasive cane toads from accessing the water they need to survive during hot and dry conditions.

cross-posted from : https://ibbit.at/post/213628

Crossposted from https://europe.pub/post/10821717

Anything besides addressing the real problem

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Nathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness

Ito begins by reshaping tofu into paddle boards, teardrops, stepping away from traditional moulds to give it a contemporary appeal.

The victim – identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells – was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, according to the Charles County Sheriff’s Office.

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation (PHON) has reaped just over 20 per cent of the vote in Saturday’s South Australian State Election, proving racism is alive and well in the State.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Sunday defended strikes on Iran’s infrastructure since the U.S. and Israel began their joint war against the country in February, saying “sometimes you have to escalate to de-escalate.”

Pickleball goated lmao

In a world-first, Rathlin Island, off the coast of County Antrim, has eradicated ferrets.

Coca-Cola Canada Bottling Limited cited a rare legal principle that allows it to terminate an injured worker

EDIT: This happened back in 2025. Will leave as I’m sure I’m not the only one that didn’t know, but I saw it on hacker news and didn’t realize it was a year old. My bad.

Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

Disappointingly his lawyer wasn’t Harvey Birdman

The combined revenues at the 11 tuck shops of €12.47m in 2025 are a 20.6% increase on the combined revenues of €10.34m for 2024.

There is no associated website yet, but the move comes after Trump ordered the release of files related to UFOs.