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FauxPseudo, fauxpseudo@lemmy.world

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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Youtube sourcing is the worst. I look forward to a text version


Whites claiming the godfather would be an injustice. I think we are at an impasse. Or maybe we are thinking about it incorrectly from the beginning. The scumdogs of GWAR belong to all the people. Or rather the people belong to them, to slaughter.


Keep all of those. And Diamond. How about Jimi Hendrix and Little Richard. I thought about Tina Turner but I’m pretty sure she was covered in a previous draft.


Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?


We don’t want Kanye. GWAR is worth at least both Bad Brains and Living Color. Send Kanye to the Amish so he doesn’t have an Internet connection.


It’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.


I’ve been aware of him since the ‘90s. He’s been anti-vax long before that moved from a liberal to a Republican position during covid. He’s had a lot of other liberal positions that have moved toward conservatism over the years.

It’s the reason I specified that the year is going to be important because he has changed. I think part of the issue is that he’s often just dumb more than funny and that makes him seem more conservative than he is and has been in the past.

But he’s always had a grifter vibe.


I am from the internet. I’m here to help.


I remember when libertarians told everyone that if billionaires got to keep more of their money they would better society doing the things government can’t.

Her parents weren’t even billionaires and look what they did. Now these same libertarians are all butthurt because someone is trying to better society.


Pluraltwats is my new band name.


Depending on the year Bill Maher would quality.




The moment the president announced a wrestling event at the White House we became Idiocracy


I wish we had made the decision to drop Facts of Life earlier those last two seasons are painful.


We watched all but the last season or two of Andy Griffith during covid. Once Barney left we left.

Here is the clip.



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Youtube sourcing is the worst. I look forward to a text version


Whites claiming the godfather would be an injustice. I think we are at an impasse. Or maybe we are thinking about it incorrectly from the beginning. The scumdogs of GWAR belong to all the people. Or rather the people belong to them, to slaughter.


Keep all of those. And Diamond. How about Jimi Hendrix and Little Richard. I thought about Tina Turner but I’m pretty sure she was covered in a previous draft.


Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?


We don’t want Kanye. GWAR is worth at least both Bad Brains and Living Color. Send Kanye to the Amish so he doesn’t have an Internet connection.


It’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.


I’ve been aware of him since the ‘90s. He’s been anti-vax long before that moved from a liberal to a Republican position during covid. He’s had a lot of other liberal positions that have moved toward conservatism over the years.

It’s the reason I specified that the year is going to be important because he has changed. I think part of the issue is that he’s often just dumb more than funny and that makes him seem more conservative than he is and has been in the past.

But he’s always had a grifter vibe.


I am from the internet. I’m here to help.


I remember when libertarians told everyone that if billionaires got to keep more of their money they would better society doing the things government can’t.

Her parents weren’t even billionaires and look what they did. Now these same libertarians are all butthurt because someone is trying to better society.


Pluraltwats is my new band name.


Depending on the year Bill Maher would quality.




The moment the president announced a wrestling event at the White House we became Idiocracy


I wish we had made the decision to drop Facts of Life earlier those last two seasons are painful.


We watched all but the last season or two of Andy Griffith during covid. Once Barney left we left.

Here is the clip.



Each time I see this I notice that it’s always lacking the end of redlining.