Donald Trump is so old

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That his tiny hands were considered normal size for people in his times

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Back in his day, you had to eat lots of oranges or you got scurvy. Sadly, he's also an idiot, so he decided to BE the orange.

He is so old, they didn't have antibiotics back then. That's how he got his brain damage from syphilis.

It was his personal Vietnam

Nah, his brain damage is nothing like Vietnam. He didn't dodge brain damage.

Drain bramage, the syphilitic killer

I still see that old comic sketch in my head lmao

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