Donald Trump wakes up from a coma

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He asks the nurse: "Where am I?"

"Washington DC," the nurse replies.

"And the trade war with Canada?"

"We won that years ago."

Elated, he asks, "And how much does a carton of eggs cost?"

"Just one toonie eh?"

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All things being equal, I’d be okay being a Canadian.

Well.

Let's talk about this monarchy business.

We barely talk about it here in Canada.

Now, King Trump, on the other hand...

Right.

So why would you need or want either to exist? A literal legal statement that nearly your entire population is an inferior form of humanity. The concept is inextricable from monarchism, no matter how vestigial.





Just more examples of why the Executive Branch is the least effective form of the government


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