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First Contract Day sounds like something the Ferengi might celebrate. As long as it’s unfair in the right direction.
First Contract Day sounds like the Ferengi bar mitzvah

Fixed, thank you
First Transaction Day
Hear, hear! upends flask of moonshine while running away from Riker and LaForge
“Just let me pee in the woods in peace!”
I DON’T WANT TO BE A STATUE!!
You told him about the statue?!
“Rhetorical nonsense!”
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What if Riker was quoting Cochrane?

Yeah I wrote that and then immediately remembered that’s what had happened.





