Carl Sagan said that you need a universe first.
Imagine the universe as a spherical cow.
Physics would be a lot simpler if all cows were spherical
Me, an engineer: They aren’t?
I’d imagine milking them would be somewhat more complex though
Yeah, that’s why I prefer cubic cows. They’re much easier to pack, too.
Certainly easier to get a proper angle on 'em.
I can’t believe we’re having this argument again. Hexagonal cows when two dimensional. Uh, regular icosahedral cows in three, I don’t know the names of the shapes in four but you’ll put your eye out
How thick of a universe ༼ ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆༽
No, that was to bake a pie. He didn’t say universe before cow.
Therefore, cow is infinite.
This is a physics problem not a philosophy problem
Spherical cows in a vacuum?
Well they didnt ask him, did they?
That never bothers Neil deGrasse Tyson either
Right. The kid was saying the same thing, in a way. The question presupposed the existence of the cow. Making an apple pie “from scratch” presupposes the existence of apples. Both presuppose the existence of the universe.
The only person who could be more smarmy in that regard than Neal deGrasse Tyson.
Carl said this, in response to “from scratch”, to make the broader point that we shouldn’t assume the universe has always existed in its present state. Nothing smarmy about it. And, it worked very well. The quote is well-known 50 years later, the point is taken.
Neal, yeah, a smarmy egotist, no doubt.
You’re not wrong, and it wasn’t really a knock against either of them.
It is being smarmy, because that’s not how people normally think or talk. IMO, Sagan has earned the right. Tyson has not.
Reminder that “smarmy” necessarily implies insincerity, not just a funny way of talking.
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Solidarity smdh
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
I’m just going to use ready made universe powder
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
The will to abuse animals.
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
Oh boy
The laws of physics
Captain Obvious: The Early Days
Yes. But does it have to be your cow? And can you keep the milk? What does the calf say about that?
“Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?”, am I right fellas?
Is the milk free if you have to work for it? ;)
