There’s like twenty other adventures in this Inn go ask them. I’m taking a bath.

No, I don’t, cuz I just got back from one and want to relax which is WHY IM IN A BATHTUB!

Can you please leave and tell the tavern wench I need more ale on your way out.

Goddammit it’s that fucking giant owl again, I’m literally taking a bath!

Yeah that’s totally what my podiatrist looks like.

There are so many things that Trump AND Biden said where the proper response was “you’re the fucking president!”

You’re the fucking president, rising fuel costs in you’re nation IS YOUR PROBLEM!

I don’t trust myself sadly :(

But maybe I’ll give it a wing, at worst I’ll learn how to say “where is the bathroom” in Chinese which is the most useful phrase ever.

This video is VERY informative.

Honestly I think the super convoluted Chinese typewriter from back in the day is kind of cool but I see why it was a super pain in the ass to use.

Interesting, I’ve never heard of pinyin before.

I wish I had the time and energy to learn Mandarin, always thought it’d be interesting to learn a language that so structurally different to European languages but sadly I just don’t have the brain for it. I’m still trying to get decent at Spanish.

Oh I’m not smart enough for that, I just like lasers and spaceships and aliens 👽

“You can’t blockade me! I’ll blockade you!”

Oh I thought she left me BECAUSE of the pokemon cards

I mean, if humanity is still around even millions of years in the future, I kind of imagine we’ll have tech so advanced we could like move the earth to a pocket dimension or some shit.

Or maybe I just read too much scifi.

HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

Despite the number of problematic jokes I still do love that movie.

Try my nuts to your fist style!

“I am bleeding, thereby making me the victor!”

“Shut up America! I am sorry, we trained America wrong on purpose, as a joke.”

I like simple things, guns, dynamite, gasoline.

You know what’s great about those things? They’re all really cheap