Make it a sand tank. Or a cement tank. Ooh or an army tank!

That’s two ways: if you can throw a whole car in a water tank, you can throw a whole water tank on a car.

Well it sure ain’t pedia

No salt?

That’s numberwang!

Wait, why isn’t the author’s name scrubbed off? We’re giving them credit now??? (/s, just in case)

I’ve never met a pro-lifer that didn’t celebrate their day of birth instead of their day of conception.

B.C. had its moments for sure, I still think about the one where they find fresh lava and put fake dinosaur/monster prints in it to fuck with people in the future.

It also says he’s a “normal human teenager,” which he clearly is not.

The ice bath will give you consistency so it’s not such a dice roll. It also helps stop the egg cooking, in case your going for a jammy or soft-boiled egg. And you can peel sooner because it’s not so hot.

Oh that’s easy, crisis actors, that father never existed

Hmmm

What?

It doesn’t have to be perfect, but that doesn’t mean you should go full Saramago. Punctuation can really help the reader organize and process what you are saying. I read your entire first comment but I retained absolutely nothing because it just kept going and going and going. There’s a big difference between grammatical pedantry and just wanting to understand what someone is saying.

I think you found the root of why the GOP hate it.

USPS is run by unions, they’re not going to give a shit what Trump’s letter to Santa says. The State controls the election process, periodt.

Good one, how’d you think of such a pithy rejoinder? I’m serious, just fully baffled over here…

“Only rules that make it more fun are allowed!” Ok toddler-elected-mayor, good luck with that shit.

And they’re fully funded by postage, they don’t get any taxpayer money.

You ever seen an airtight toilet lid? That ain’t doing shit against aerosolized fecal particulates. Don’t worry though, no one’s gets sick just breathing the air in a bathroom, most public toilets in America don’t even have lids. If “fecal mist” was an actual health risk, the science would be well in by now, the patterns would be unavoidable and ubiquitous. Maybe if you lick the walls where the bathroom air condensates you might get sick, but most people are reasonable enough not to do that just by instinct.