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00:00Oh
00:30and welcome to taskmaster my name is Jeremy Wells join me in welcoming my five
00:41favorite comedians of the season ladies and gentlemen Ella Snidin Brie Tomasell Jack
00:50Ansex Jackie Van Beek and Pat Sasati and beside me a man who's asked me to adopt
01:02him so many times I've lost count an act that his real dad calls hurtful and
01:08generally upsetting ladies and gentlemen Paul Williams sorry I'm late I thought
01:21you were gonna be in the wheelie bin why would I be in a wheelie but I don't know
01:30why that's there sorry okay what's tonight's prize task pack up the car and
01:39throw me the keys tonight we've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing
01:43to take on a road trip first let's go to Brie you look like a man who loves to run
01:50a clean a nurse am I right I try to I knew it which is why I've bought in this
01:58that Jeremy is a portable bidet oh I didn't want to bring in something that
02:06I haven't tested and so if we can roll the clip
02:10it's a portable bidet
02:20speaking from experience you can get the same result with your electric toothbrush
02:38check what did you bring in I brought in my grandfather so that you can go
02:49through the carpool lane yeah here he is for any viewers who aren't familiar New
02:58Zealand has a t2 lanes where you need two people in the car to be allowed to drive
03:03you should have mentioned that up the top but it's so important to be respectful of
03:08the dead but you would get a ticket you sure about that Alice yes I'm sure 100%
03:14I know for a fact you would not get a ticket because I asked Auckland Transport and they
03:23sent me back a statement here it is this is a pretty grey and dusty area incorrect use of a
03:33t2 lane can result in $150 infringement fine however Auckland Transport likes to
03:37think outside the box and we feel your granddad has probably earned the right oh
03:43she travel in a t2 lane safe travels and it's nice to know your granddad has had a
03:49grave influence on your daily commute wow what do you bring in well I Jeremy love a road trip and
04:03sometimes I just like to go a to b so I like to take a camelback I'm also a tramper I come from a
04:08family of trampers we have five of these so what I do what I do is I attach the camelback if I'm driving
04:14for example to the back of my driver's seat just so the things just dangling here and I can just
04:19keep drinking and then to the second picture of course we all wear one of these so there is
04:25no reason to stop it's an incontinence nappy the five of us will wear one of these when it's a
04:31destination journey when did you stop being an underwear model June oh yeah what do you bring a
04:39pets I brought this I panicked you have kids yes how old are your kids 15 and 13 are they still
04:50annoying oh absolutely yeah they're particularly annoying annoying on drives sure arguing asking for
04:57shit like a cat shut up this is a bad one okay Alice what do you bring in so what I went with is
05:08you know I wanted something very practical something that could solve any problem what's the thing that
05:13can solve any problem Google almost it's fire so that is a flint or a fire starter you know maybe as an
05:24exercise you could ask me a sort of problem that might arise on the road um flat flat tire flat tire
05:30I've been thinking about this so you pull over to the side of the road you start a little fire
05:34what brings more people to you than starting a fire because you know your phone can die your gps can die
05:42your granddad your granddad can die so I'm just saying there's something to be said for what I'm
05:48I'm suggesting here look I'm struggling to give out points here but I guess I have to give out some
05:53points Pax you get one for bringing in a spray bottle yeah two for Alice you're never going to
05:59use those on a road trip I got three points for Brie for the portable bidet four points for Jack but it
06:05would have been easier just to get a friend to sit in your car in the t2 lane five points to Jackie
06:10because as a grown-up myself who has used a man nappy yeah there is something very very pleasurable about
06:17letting yourself go on a nappy as an adult so five points for Jackie
06:22Paul let's get to the first proper task of the show let's hit the club and have a ball
06:31hi Paul hello Brie great to see you how are you this side of Christmas do I go down the stairs
06:45just stay there please oh okay where's the task oh the task is down there yeah you want me to
06:51point it on up hey Paul oh okay get the ball in the hole where's the hole it's on the course for
07:06every handbag that you are wearing when you get the ball in the hole 30 seconds will be deducted from
07:12your time if the ball goes off the course Paul will place your ball back at the starting spot and 90
07:18seconds will be added to your time you may not leave this walkway fastest wins your time starts
07:24now oh don't get dizzy Paul I won't get the ball in the hole ah ah where's the ball ah and what is
07:34the handbag mean all the information you need is in the task I've dropped it I don't know what to tell
07:39you so the basic idea is that you've got the golf club it's going around and around you're trying to
07:49get the ball in the hole and try and pick up some bags and wear them at the same time so simple who's
07:54handbag wearing and golf club swinging are we gonna see first Paul it's time for the two contestants we
08:00pay slightly more than the other three it's Jack and Pax brilliant okay what's this a gucci oh hey
08:11here we go oh man my perception is getting all out of whack I'm gonna knock this this way first and
08:19we'll see how that gets us the ball's gone off the track is it stay no no no ah no I hit it too hard
08:28hit the bag and stay no no no oh thank god go go no come on whitey oh no sorry about the flag
08:43oh just calm control don't panic don't panic do you ever support a father yes can you pretend to be
08:58him and I'm you are you playing golf are you Paul yeah dad I am you don't usually call me dad you call
09:04me Gary sorry daddy no I don't oh you don't call him daddy definitely not you're just guiding it and
09:09you just stay calm and controlled just stay calm and controlled you just stay calm and controlled
09:14stay calm and controlled and don't lose the plot I'm really struggling daddy no Gary Gary daddy not
09:24daddy my daddy Gary no and yeah we're in we're in oh yeah oh yeah oh no no I want to cry can I cry
09:37did I get you in the dick a little bit good oh sorry that's okay I wouldn't hurt you deliberately yeah
09:52who would do that I'm not angry by the way I'm really happy I'm really happy to be here please I've
09:59stopped the clock come on yes yes yes I just want to apologize for flinging a bag into your penis it
10:11seems to do the trick honestly seeing you in pain is the motivation I needed to finish this task thank
10:16you Jack yeah well I noticed something about you when you get frustrated either you sing songs yeah
10:28I sing songs yeah you scream yeah it's a cultural thing yeah yeah yeah yeah is that also why you
10:34weren't putting handbags on is that sort of a cultural no that's a dum-dum thing right it was
10:40interesting as well because genuinely behind the scenes for the last few days you have been talking
10:46about how you think if you just put a little bit more effort into your golf you could turn pro oh
10:52yeah yeah I told you that in confidence so time wise they were actually incredibly close oh that's so
11:05annoying this is before any add-ons or subtractions but their initial times packs was 23 minutes 47
11:13seconds oh Jack don't Jack was 24 minutes 43 seconds so just under a minute slower but then packs was
11:23wearing zero handbags and he went into the water three times which takes his total to 28 minutes 17
11:30okay Jack went into the water three times as well but he was wearing seven handbags which takes his total to
11:3725 minutes 43 respectable
11:40thank you yeah all right stop right now thank you very much I need somebody to sell me some products see
11:49after the break before the break comedians were trying to play golf on a spinning platform several
12:09meters below them for every handbag they were wearing when they got the ball in the hole time would be
12:14taken off and every time they knocked the ball off the platform time would be added so far Jack is in
12:21the lead with 25 minutes and Pax is in last with 28 minutes he refused to wear any handbags because of toxic
12:27masculinity up next here's Bree and Alice thank you oh my god what do you got in there
12:44all righty so then you try to put it in there
12:49shot oh god this is gonna be a long wait around if I don't get it straight in this hole no no I feel
13:01like I'm doing a pretty good job and I can't imagine anyone kind of doing better shut up at least I look
13:16cruel in all these tasks that's the main thing no stop it oh no I don't love being shot from that
13:27angle you know from what angle that they're quite far down below don't stop it stop it oh you bastard
13:36it's not about the destination it's about the journey and what you learn along the way what have you
13:46learned along the way that I'm not very good at a lot of these things can you go grab the ball for
13:51me and put it in the hole into the water trap yeah I'll stop the clock
14:13yeah I at one point was choking myself because I'd put like three handbags around my neck
14:34and Paul kept telling me to put more on and I think he liked it in some weird fetish way
14:43there's a whole community of us
14:47should we look at times breeze initial time 15 minutes 54
14:58wow she was wearing five bags total when she sunk the ball and she went into the water once for a
15:06total of 14 minutes 54 then Alice she went into the water zero times and was wearing nine bags meaning
15:21her total time was six minutes 34
15:25are you kidding you can go pro
15:29I could go pro
15:32I'm real off right now
15:35one more goal for Paul
15:39correct Jeremy last but not least it's Jackie van Beek
15:42um okay oh man oh man come on oh you're going the other way I'm trying to play the long game
15:56because now I'm going to crack us on bags don't tell me that went into the it's getting quite close
16:00oopsies we've got a bag in the moat don't let that go into the moat I have some good news and some bad news yeah good news is your ball didn't go into the moat the bad news climate change is real do not talk to me unless you're being new school could you put a few more balls down no just so I've got a few more options
16:23okay don't worry Paul don't worry about it sorry the balls all spilled
16:31okay just relax don't touch those ones don't touch those ones I think it's about confidence definitely
16:41yeah what I've learned is it's not all about confidence it's maybe partly about aim and skill it's also
16:50sorry I'm in skill
16:51this is it
16:59that was it that was it that was it I think I got the ball in the hole of the moat a whole lot of fun
17:08what a whole lot of fun in one old time we had hole in one hole in one long long afternoon of fun
17:16let's stop the clock okay so you're happy with that very very happy
17:19okay thank you
17:26oh no I didn't remember that
17:29her logic was that she got a hole in one in the sense that she had a whole lot of fun in one afternoon
17:39hey and good for you Jackie thank you so much Jeremy yeah so how long did Jackie take to not do the task she only attempted the task for 15 minutes and 42 seconds
17:54I think I was hungry I'm trying to remember because I have a very fast metabolism and when when I need to eat because so I don't get nasty like these guys get sports should be for everyone
18:09except Jackie
18:11I do I do community hip-hop every Tuesday 6 30 to 7 30
18:16I do I'm a fantastic sports person
18:23the amount of times you have brought up the fact that you do community hip-hop
18:29I do she was doing it out the back every single day I hear about how you do community hip-hop
18:36because I do like pot lock yeah that stuff all that stuff
18:43I'm ready to score it Paul
18:44so Jackie did not complete the task
18:46no zero points because if you don't complete the task you get zero points that's the rule
18:49but Pax should get two and then we go three for Jack four for Brie
18:53four for Brie okay and five for Alice Sneddon
18:56yeah the girls
18:58well done
18:59all right how are the scores looking so far Paul
19:02unbelievably tight
19:04we have a three-way tie all on seven Alice Brie and Jack
19:08oh no
19:10nice guys
19:11anyone's going
19:13all right should we have another task Paul
19:15we sure should Jeremy it's time for the old razzle-dazzle
19:23hello
19:31g'day
19:32hi
19:33I'm Alice
19:34g'day
19:35hi
19:36I'm Jill
19:37nice to meet you
19:38I'm Alan nice to meet you
19:39yeah lovely to meet you
19:40my grandfather's name was Alan
19:41that's nice
19:42that's a good story
19:44well this is awkward
19:46we should open this
19:49do these belong to you
19:50don't think so
19:51no
19:52okay
19:53dazzle these senior citizens
19:55are you comfortable being called that
19:57well that's true
19:58oh okay all right
19:59oh well I'd say you're uni students
20:01most dazzled senior citizens wins
20:04you have 30 minutes to prepare
20:06and one minute to dazzle
20:08your time starts now
20:10I think we should leave you guys to prepare
20:13get them out of here
20:14please thank you
20:15please please leave
20:16how do you feel about Kendrick Lamar
20:17hey don't listen to that please
20:18don't answer that
20:19never heard of her
20:21Jack I could be wrong here but you seem genuinely frightened by those senior citizens and then you yelled at them and told them to leave
20:32no I mean I was quite confident I was going to nail this task because I've been hanging out with two senior citizens all day
20:39come on
20:40come on
20:41which teams up first Paul
20:42let them entertain you
20:44it's Alison Brie
20:46do you know what I think my parents are always quite impressed by my proficiency with technology
20:52ooh
20:53like maybe if we got a big TV and we mirrored something to it
20:59all we need then is a big screen TV
21:01okay
21:02an iPad
21:03a bunch of photos of Jill and Ellen
21:05could you give them a 10 minute tour of the house
21:07this is the bar area
21:09we'll hide and surreptitiously take photos of it
21:12this is nice
21:13that's the outdoor bathtub
21:15wow
21:16this is the caravan
21:18it gets quite hot in the summer
21:19I'll bet
21:20and this is the shed
21:21we've got trophies
21:22some drums
21:23golf
21:24basically it's got it all
21:25it's kind of all we have time for
21:27razzle dazzle baby
21:29have a seat please
21:31and prepare to be dazzled
21:34hi
21:35hi Jill
21:36hi Alan
21:37hello
21:38now do you guys happen to have a phone on you?
21:40just
21:41wow look at that
21:42okay
21:43so I'm going to show you how to airdrop something
21:45airdrop?
21:46wow
21:47check that out
21:48do I accept?
21:49that's it
21:50now look at that
21:51wow
21:52what did you get Alan?
21:53my back
21:54wow
21:55and it's a swipe across
21:56oh
21:57Jill's back
21:58that's just gone from Alice's phone
22:01into Alan's phone
22:03just like that
22:04now that should be enough to dazzle you
22:07I know
22:08but there's more
22:09what I'm about to do
22:10is take something that is on my laptop
22:13and with one cable
22:14and this adapter
22:15I'm going to transfer it to the TV
22:19wow
22:20wow
22:22I mean
22:23I don't know about you
22:24but I feel razzled
22:26and also dazzled
22:27and then we can just take this with us
22:29so now we can go put this on another TV can't we?
22:31we can
22:32we probably won't but we could
22:33yeah
22:34thank you
22:40wow
22:41you were treating Jill and Alan like they'd been beamed in from medieval times
22:47Jeremy
22:48that would be amazed at the fact that you could do bluetooth magic
22:51these are people who have presumably survived the war
22:55which war exactly?
22:59name any of them
23:00technology has advanced well beyond what they were certainly used to
23:08Alan did tell me he knew how to screen share his computer
23:12Paul shut up Paul
23:14he watches football matches on the TV
23:17ok it's time for some ads
23:19and if you're anything like Brie and Alice
23:21you'll probably enjoy them
23:22because they think it's dazzling to put literally anything on the television
23:27we'll see you after this
23:39no my animal
23:40welcome back to Taskmaster
23:41before the break our comedians were trying to dazzle some senior citizens
23:45something we're always keen to do here at Taskmaster
23:48because they're a valuable demographic for network television
23:52up next attempting to dazzle Jill and Alan
23:55it's the Jacks and Packs
23:57they want to be dazzled
23:58they want to be impressed by us
23:59what skills do we have between us?
24:01I can do one card trick
24:03well
24:04yep
24:05I can eat an entire raw onion
24:07ok
24:08it's a one minute variety show
24:11are you ready?
24:13I want you to pick a card
24:26any card
24:28ok
24:41ok
24:42now look at it and remember it ok
24:43yes
24:44and now I want you to push it
24:45in there
24:46give it a big push
24:47and now I'm going to give it the big
24:49gigolo jack smack
24:50bang
24:51and now
24:52is that your card?
24:54that is
24:57please put these on for safety
25:00one
25:01raw
25:02onion
25:08behold
25:09mother nature's
25:11onion
25:12also just known as
25:14an onion
25:15it's an onion
25:16holy shit I really regret this
25:21an onion
25:25I'm done
25:31and that was the show
25:36we thank you for coming
25:38get up
25:39get up
25:40and to yourselves
25:43you only ate half of it
25:53wow
25:54beautiful introduction there Jackie
25:56thank you
25:57I could see
25:58I think I knew what you were doing there
26:00you were channeling Debbie Dorday from Burgundy's
26:03no no no
26:04she was channeling community hip hop
26:06yeah
26:07yeah
26:08it was kind of community hip hop cabaret
26:09and did you see Ellen's face?
26:10because when Jackie started dancing
26:12he thought Jackie was going strip
26:15I saw his eyes
26:17that was razzling
26:18that was razzling
26:19he was hopeful that he was going to see Jackie's tits
26:21yeah
26:22I would have shown him my tits
26:24if I thought
26:27you should have shown him your tits
26:28me too
26:29get him in
26:30get him in now
26:31we'll do it now
26:32we'll razzle dazzle the out of that guy
26:35well
26:36I mean
26:37I'm here to judge the task
26:38I seriously thought
26:39this team here
26:40I thought for this whole series
26:41I think
26:42they're just destined to lose
26:43every single team to us
26:44this is one of the great redemption stories of Taskmaster
26:47oh wow
26:52two points for you guys
26:54five points for the team of Thrill
26:56oh wow
26:57wow
26:58I love you
26:59yes I love you
27:00I love you
27:01do you remember that?
27:02bullshit
27:03I say we
27:04I say we get out Pax's onion
27:06and you guys cry out the
27:07river
27:10that's my boy
27:11that's my boy
27:12that's my boy
27:13thank you
27:14yes
27:15okay
27:16eat a dick
27:17oh my god
27:18okay
27:19I'm ready for another task Paul
27:21you got it Jeremy
27:22domino is a latin word meaning
27:24to the master
27:25so as the assistant domino
27:27it brings me
27:28great joy
27:29to present to you
27:30a task involving a fellow domino
27:41hey
27:42hello Alice
27:43hi Paul
27:44you're right here Paul
27:45mhm
27:46hello Pax
27:47Jack
27:48dominoes
27:49was I meant to do that?
27:52you never know what's part of it do you?
28:01knock over the domino
28:03in the lab
28:04you must be on the spot
28:06when you begin your attempt
28:08you may only touch one thing
28:10during your attempt
28:12what?
28:13you may not move the domino
28:14or the starting spot
28:16longest time
28:17between the attempt beginning
28:20and the domino falling wins
28:22so you want it to be slow
28:24be really slow
28:26you have 40 minutes
28:27or until you successfully
28:28knock over the domino
28:29your time starts now
28:31where is the domino?
28:32in the lab
28:33okay well I'm gonna go to the lab
28:34okay
28:35you can just say beep
28:36if that's a really bad idea
28:38okay
28:39I could also just say
28:40that's not a good idea
28:41okay Paul
28:42so it seems to me
28:43that this task
28:44has been carefully created
28:45to get our contestants
28:46to set up a series of dominoes
28:47that go
28:48all the way
28:49from the second floor
28:50down the stairs
28:51into the lab
28:52is that right?
28:53yes
28:54to knock over the large domino
28:55in the lab
28:56who are we gonna see first?
28:57attempting to knock over a domino
28:58it's Brie Domicel
29:00do we have
29:07do we have a set of dominoes?
29:10that's not gonna be a math ball
29:12dominoes with things that aren't dominoes
29:15this is the plan
29:17books
29:18books is the plan
29:19just be careful Paul
29:21oh
29:23it works
29:25I can throw a ball
29:28Paul
29:30Paul
29:31yes
29:32new plan
29:33try and get the books down here
29:34and then we're gonna start pegging balls down here
29:35to hit it
29:36okay
29:37is that the bible?
29:39good Catholic girl
29:40hit the bible
29:41wouldn't screw me over would it?
29:43oh
29:44no no no no
29:45no
29:46oh shit
29:47it was the freaking bible
29:49I knew Jesus hated me
29:51my physics are right
29:53this should hit this and hit those books
29:55are we ready?
29:56for New Zealand
29:57New Zealand
30:09what happened?
30:11oh
30:14you gotta be kidding me Paul
30:16you ready?
30:17ready
30:21it's gone over the top again Paul
30:23hold on
30:37you're joking
30:38I'm happy with that
30:39okay
30:40see you Paul
30:41thank you Brie
30:42so
30:45how long did it take Brie?
30:48from the start of her attempt
30:49launching the ball to the domino falling over in the lab
30:5321 seconds
30:54wow
30:55I'll take it
30:56so the longer the better
30:58so 21 seconds
30:59not bad
31:00at this point it's the best
31:01yeah
31:02alright
31:03just as one falling domino must lead to the fall of another
31:06so too must the end of one part of Taskmaster lead to an ad break
31:10we'll see you after this
31:11Tenga tātou katoa
31:24welcome back to Taskmaster
31:25where five comedians are giving up their dignity in the hopes of winning some adult nappies and a dead man's ashes
31:31where were we Paul?
31:32where were we Paul?
31:33our comedians
31:34we're attempting to knock over the domino in the lab starting on the stairs
31:38the goal is to take as long as possible from your attempt starting to the domino falling over
31:44so far we've seen Brie knock over the domino with a b-ball and the b-bull
31:49the bible
31:51up next
31:52it's Pax and Jackie
31:54I need to blindfold you
31:57can you see?
31:59no
32:00okay
32:01so all I need
32:02a very thin invisible fishing line
32:06and stop
32:08handrail
32:09is here
32:10wait there
32:11it's almost invisible
32:13it is isn't it?
32:14yeah I can see how fish fall for it
32:16alright
32:19okay
32:20okay
32:21okay
32:22I'm starting
32:23now
32:24one step forward
32:26I'm still trying
32:29God's taking ages
32:33now stop
32:35now tell me
32:36your five favourite films
32:39is this part of the attempt?
32:41yeah
32:42it's taking so long
32:44are you still there?
32:45yes
32:46number three
32:47Home Alone 2 lost in New York
32:49okay
32:50I'm starting to become a bit taut
32:54and stop
32:55rank
32:56bread
32:57rice
32:58pasta
32:59noodles
33:00or potato
33:02it's really tough
33:03I know
33:04it is really tough
33:05how long's that been so far?
33:07I can't say
33:08I can't say
33:09no what
33:10just like how
33:11has it been over a minute?
33:12I can't say
33:13sorry
33:16now open the curtain in front of you
33:21kick your left leg forward fast
33:27finished
33:33very clever
33:34with the fishing line
33:36with the fishing line
33:37I think the question is
33:38so where does the attempt start?
33:40so she was claiming
33:41when she started the motion
33:43that was the start
33:44and when the domino fell
33:45yes because I very carefully
33:46carefully left
33:47left slack
33:48all the way up
33:49is it technically touching the domino
33:51to be touching something
33:52that's touching the domino?
33:53whoa
33:54just out of interest
33:55I have no horse in this race
33:57well you do have a horse
33:58well you do have a horse
33:59your own horse
34:00yeah
34:01well then as a person with a horse in the race
34:02does it count?
34:03we'll get to that I think
34:05at the judging time
34:06and we'll work that out
34:07Pax
34:08why were you asking him
34:09those questions on the way down?
34:10just curious
34:11oh
34:12your list for the 5 carbs
34:14I remember it being weird
34:16I was ranking them based on
34:18on their own
34:19without
34:20so rice
34:21like without a curry
34:22by that logic
34:23I thought potatoes
34:25could be
34:26a french fry
34:29I love it when white people sink up
34:31you like to know their times love to hear their times thanks Paul so Jackie's
34:36attempts took 1 minute 12 seconds Pax 8 minutes 32 okay whose domino to sender
34:47we're seeing the export will they dominate the dominoes or will they
34:50domino it's Alice and Jack oh wow it's a big one hold that there would you okay
35:00can you stretch to hold this one as well do you reckon no all right I'm going to
35:05the shed look for some equipment okay I get a ball and then we make a trail
35:11maybe this would slowly fill with water and push that out there all right we're
35:17just gonna start bringing some balls into the house tub there what's the wheel
35:21valve for it's gonna have all the balls in it do you want to go stand on the
35:25balcony I'll throw the hose at you uh-huh oh I touched it yes I am going to do a
35:33tester
35:40shit not ideal okay give me a hand with us tell me if you need a break I need a
35:47break do you want it to be a ramp on the stairs spectacular okay let's get a
35:55test run eh okay Geronimo
35:57so then you go through that door no oh I'm feeling deflated taking some more all
36:14right I'll do a test what happened I lost my call I'm sorry you've got five
36:28minutes got a last-minute idea
36:33I'll start the hose on your signal what's my signal you yell to me okay okay are you
36:41at the house Alice Alice yeah what are you doing I'm waiting for you to put the
36:52hose on I'm waiting for the signal the signals now well yeah when the signals
36:58oh I said hose come on all the way all the way okay one more try oh Paul is
37:10starting to flood I touch the hose I've released the ball
37:25oh I think that's the end of my attempt what happened it's hard to describe
37:36exactly where I went wrong but I think at multiple stages over and over again thank
37:42your ass thank you Paul both of you started with quite lofty ideas of how
37:54you were going to do it and in the end it boiled down to a pretty simple idea of
37:58just kicking a ball down and hoping that it ran over the domino I think we should
38:02focus on the fact that the task was knock over the domino longest attempt wins I rest my case
38:12Alice I enjoyed when you were carrying the table and you said
38:18Paul if you're looking for a break just and then you immediately needed a break
38:22I just wanted to introduce the concept of a break so those guys didn't finish the task yes so Alice
38:32and Jack failed to knock over the dominoes yeah Brie 21 seconds Jackie one minute 12 seconds
38:39packs eight minutes and 32 seconds okay so in terms of the scoring it's zero for Alice zero for Jack
38:47because they didn't complete the task three for Brie four for Jackie five for pax society
38:53right it's time for a break but don't go anywhere because when we come back it's the moment we've
39:03all been waiting for the incredible event we've been building towards for years that's right it's the
39:0957th live task of taskmaster New Zealand see you soon
39:25if you're just joining us I hope you're a fan of live tasks because that's the only bit we've got
39:33left but before we get there Paul could you give us a school board update please in first place with
39:3814 points Jackie Van Beek head on up to the stage for the live task everyone let's get into it
39:46right who's reading out the task this time Paul Jackie Van Beek oh dear do you want me to um I can bite it
40:00off I'm gonna get these off I'm gonna get these off unbox the box oh and deliver its contents to the sandbox
40:10you must correctly wear your boxing gloves throughout first to unbox the items and deliver it to the
40:18sandbox wins on my whistle oh I've got it I've got it I don't have it I think I've got it oh
40:32Paul you bastard oh there's more than one there's more than one where is it oh
40:40oh Jesus can you guys oh there's multiple I thought there was one
40:47no oh no
40:57oh they're real eggs
41:02tax won't be a bully don't talk to me you you dumb dumb here tax that's what a bully would say
41:14shut up okay up on stage please is that mine oh take it down Brie finish the task I'm sorry Brie
41:30do you need it you got it you got it oh Brie come on down and we'll score it
41:52okay so two of our contestants did not get all four eggs into the sandbox there was four
42:00packs got three out of four eggs Brie only two out of four eggs of the other three it's about the
42:07fastest Jackie 22 seconds happy with that Alice 19 seconds
42:14so that means one point for Brie two points for packs three points for Jack four points for Jackie and five points for Alice Sneddon
42:31okay so should we have a sneaky little people at the series scores of course out and first with a hundred and eleven points Jackie van Beek
42:46so who has won this episode though that means the winner of episode seven with a monster 18 points it's Jackie van Beek
42:58and be sure to have the best possible drive home another episode filled with incredible lessons we've learnt that Jackie van Beek is an adult hip hopper and no one's crutch is safe around packs in a golf club and most importantly we've learnt that Jackie van Beek is the winner of episode eight
43:16we'll see you next time
43:33good night
43:53perform a party trick
43:55for example
43:57oh yeah
43:59I just wanted to get those two seasons
44:01oh
44:02Bingo
44:03I will never forgive you
44:06Brise Manifera has fallen on hard times
44:08huh?
44:09I know for a fact she's not fallen on hard times
44:12ha ha ha
44:13ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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