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00:00Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:22I know, I know, I know.
00:27All right.
00:30Wow, I'd clap too if I saw me.
00:35It's Friday, so you know what that means.
00:37Let's welcome tonight's guest.
00:38He's sober and clean and the son of Martin Sheen, legendary actor Charlie Sheen.
00:47She drinks Red Bull to fall asleep.
00:50Co-host of Outnumbered, Emily Campagno.
00:52His kids always tell him, why can't you be a better dad like Charlie Sheen?
01:00Actor, writer, and comedian Jamie Lissow.
01:05And she wouldn't hurt a fly because she lacks the upper body strength.
01:09New York Times bestselling author, Fox News contributor, Katu.
01:11All right.
01:15Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
01:20Greg's Leftovers.
01:23Mmm.
01:23Yeah.
01:24It's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.
01:27And as always, it's my first time reading them.
01:29So if they suck, we'll baste Joe Mackey and gravy and leave them on Joy Behar's doorstep.
01:36Yeah.
01:36Yeah.
01:41So in her new book, Kamala Harris said, Pete Buttigieg would say the same thing.
01:55But Harris admitted she didn't pick Pete as her VP because she thought a homosexual was
02:00too big of a risk.
02:02So instead, she picked this guy.
02:07Apparently because George Michael was dead.
02:11R.I.P.
02:18But it's true.
02:19Kamala admits Waltz was never her first choice.
02:22It's the fastest she's turned her back on someone since Willie Brown asked her to roll over.
02:30Terrible.
02:32Terrible.
02:34Kind of glad I didn't read these.
02:36Scientists say brainwaves suggest there may be consciousness after people are declared
02:42clinically dead.
02:44Democrats hope the news will help Joe Biden defend his pardons.
02:50A manager at Office Depot was fired for refusing to make flyers for a Charlie Kirk memorial.
02:55But she quickly found another job doing public appearances for Kool-Aid.
03:05She's fat and she's wearing a red shirt.
03:09That's how we think here.
03:11New York Governor Hochul is being mocked after she endorsed Zoran Mamdani, but he refused to
03:16return her favor.
03:18Some say he stabbed her in the back just so he could avoid looking at her face.
03:22French first lady, Bridget McCrone, has agreed to provide scientific evidence that she is
03:32indeed a biological woman.
03:34If she's successful, guess who may try and do the same thing?
03:42Terrible.
03:45Meanwhile, in New York City, teachers are praising a cell phone ban in schools, especially since
03:52they're now in charge of checking the students' buttholes for phones.
04:01You don't hear the word butthole on special reports.
04:05Unless it's Brit Hume.
04:07That's a great butthole.
04:09Great butthole you have there.
04:11It's amazing.
04:12It's an amazing butthole.
04:14A daredevil set himself on fire and dragged a car for 328 feet to set a new world record
04:20in what Guinness Book is calling the most dangerous automotive event not involving a
04:25female driver.
04:30Animal experts face their most challenging rescue of the season, freeing an entangled
04:34whale amid 45-mile-per-hour winds.
04:38Luckily, she was able to make it to ABC Studios in the morning.
04:41Don't encourage them.
04:46These are terrible.
04:50Mayor Eric Adams is calling for a ban on carriage horses in New York City.
04:54But don't worry, there are still plenty of places to see horses in NYC.
05:02Two in a row.
05:03A Florida mom delivered a massive baby that weighed nearly 14 pounds.
05:09But the state denies there is a plan to turn her vagina into a migrant detention center.
05:19They can't all be winners.
05:21A passenger on a cruise ship jumped overboard to avoid a $16,000 gambling debt.
05:27But being smart, he just bet someone $17,000 that he would jump off a cruise ship.
05:38A porn star told the New York Post she gets over 100 messages a day concerning male insecurity
05:44over penis size.
05:47However, after investigating, we found out that they're all coming from the same account.
05:51Scientists in the Netherlands are using microscopic robots to create bionic sperm.
06:07I wonder if you can taste the difference.
06:09A New Hampshire man is the latest to get a kidney transplant from a gene-edited pig.
06:22He repaid the donor by having him for breakfast.
06:27A North Carolina husband married to three women has been arrested on bigamy charges.
06:33If found guilty, he will be forced to stay married to three women.
06:36And finally, in China, two teens who peed in the soup at a popular restaurant
06:43have been ordered to pay a hefty fine.
06:46In the meantime, patrons are asked not to order the number one.
06:51All right, let's do a mono.
06:53Wow, that was painful, but fun.
06:57So every time I think of the media, I'm reminded of the movie The Sixth Sense.
07:02You know, when Bruce Willis walked around the whole time not knowing he was dead.
07:05Now, if you think that's a spoiler, I also have bad news regarding the end of Old Yeller.
07:11Turns out the dog was gay.
07:14But the whole time Bruce thought he was alive, he wasn't.
07:18And the only person who could see him was a sad little brat.
07:23And how'd he turn out?
07:27It's weird.
07:28Why do all child stars turn into lesbians?
07:30But doesn't it feel like the media's time is up and they still don't know it?
07:35First, there's Don Lemon, who went from CNN to see you next Tuesday.
07:41You live in New York?
07:42Who are you?
07:42Don Lemon.
07:43You're a f***ing moron, dude.
07:45Thank you, so are you.
07:46That's why I said you're a moron to begin with.
07:48You're a f***.
07:48Why would you call me a moron?
07:50You're a moron.
07:50Why would you, why do you want to insult me?
07:52Because it just comes out, man.
07:57And he's taking it from all sides.
07:59Even Brits are joining in.
08:01When your team asked me what subjects, and I asked them two or three times, I have the
08:06text messages, what do you want to cover?
08:08Not once was CNN mentioned.
08:11So I don't appreciate being ambushed, but let me answer your question.
08:14Because I think that's completely disingenuous.
08:15And I think anyone watching that, this will know.
08:17What are you talking about?
08:18And so if you will let me, if you will allow me, please, please stop interrupting me.
08:20What are you talking about?
08:21Okay, I'm, did you invite me here to interrupt me?
08:23Or are you going to let me answer the question?
08:24I think you're being a complete dick if I'm honest with you.
08:29Poor, poor Don.
08:34Now the only thing people want to hear from him is, hi, I'm Don.
08:38I'll be your server tonight.
08:40And remember Howard Stern?
08:42He's supposed to be a shock jock, but now the only shocking thing is how his Louis the
08:4614th wig clings to his head.
08:49Then there's the human hoagie.
08:51Now white knighting over Jimmy Kimmel.
08:54This is so serious, Aaron.
08:56America is a less free place if late night comedians cannot do and say what they want.
09:03But this really does have a chilling effect across the American media.
09:07Talk about an about face.
09:09This was also him not long ago.
09:13Reducing a liar's reach is not the same as censoring freedom of speech.
09:18Freedom of speech is different than freedom of reach.
09:22And algorithmic reach is part of the problem.
09:24But you can't expect Brian to see both sides since he hasn't seen his own penis in years.
09:32Then there's one of MSNBC's few remaining lesbians, Chris Hayes.
09:39Here's him now.
09:42ABC made the announcement that Kimmel would indeed be taken off the air indefinitely.
09:45And this is just the latest chapter in Donald Trump's ongoing campaign to crack down on free speech,
09:54dominate the media, and essentially render the First Amendment meaningless.
09:58Now here's the before when he went after Fox.
10:01If you act like a sociopath over and over and over and over, you will become unpopular on the national stage.
10:12Over time, probably not going to work out well for you in the long run.
10:15Eventually, people will be rightly offended, disgusted by it.
10:19So you get my point.
10:20These people are assholes.
10:21So in a way, it's not about Jimmy.
10:26True, his ratings are lower than Biden's nuts in a steam room.
10:34But it's about the douchebags coming to his aid.
10:37So why do they disgust me so much?
10:40Well, for the longest time, I've been imploring people to share the risk.
10:44Defend people in trouble who are outgunned by the media.
10:47The point being, even though you incur risk defending them, it's being shared.
10:53And that's how you beat the woke.
10:55Well, these asshats never did that.
10:57They sided with the mob at every turn, and they even came after us over and over.
11:02And now they desperately fake a heroic stance, swarming around a celebrity already designated by their industry as a defender of democracy and anti-Trump icon.
11:13There's no risk here.
11:15This is just sheep acting like sheep.
11:17Now, maybe I should ignore their hypocrisy, and maybe I should share the risk with Jimmy, even though they hung us all out to dry.
11:25I do think Jimmy should be back on the air, at least to explain himself, even though he and all the other pieces of a** spent years putting targets on our backs.
11:35But maybe that's what Charlie Kirk would want.
11:38I mean, he did platform his haters.
11:40There's probably no stronger position in the world, and it cost him his life, but it changed the world.
11:48You can feel it.
11:49The morons I mentioned no longer control the narratives.
11:52Their power to shape vast audiences is gone.
11:54Millions of people are now speaking the truth across the country, and the fraudsters are dwindling, which means they can no longer push hoaxes, like Joe Biden had a working brain or that Kamala had a working liver.
12:06You know, just a few years ago, that wasn't possible.
12:11You would have no idea there were others out there like you or me who thought these guys were full of a**.
12:16But today, the emperor that was once the media has no clothes.
12:19And I mean that metaphorically, no one wants to see these a**holes naked.
12:25All right.
12:26Here we go.
12:31Charlie.
12:33Charlie Sheen.
12:34Charlie Sheen.
12:36Charlie Sheen has a new book.
12:38How did you end up on this show?
12:40Uh, I'm asking myself that right now.
12:44Um, no, the, the, the, the math is pretty simple.
12:48Um, uh, uh, Fallon wouldn't return my call.
12:52Uh, I, I walked 20 feet off of, off of Jesse Waters set, stage, saw you.
13:00Yes.
13:00You jumped up off the couch, screamed my name.
13:03We've never met before.
13:04Right.
13:04Gave me a giant hug and said, hey, you want to do the show?
13:07Yes.
13:07And I was like, f**k yeah.
13:08And.
13:09And here we are.
13:19And here we are.
13:20Yes.
13:21I feel like I've known you all my life.
13:25What do you make, uh, of this, uh, current climate?
13:29I mean, you've been, you know, watching what we've been watching.
13:33The world is changing.
13:34Um, what's, I mean, as far as the, the Kimmel stuff, um.
13:39You know, I, I am, I am a, a firm believer in, in, in freedom of speech, you know, um,
13:45especially, you know, some of the speech that I, uh, believed in.
13:48Um, and, uh, yeah, but, but, but all of that said, um, I, I saw the, the dismissal as a potential job opening.
14:00Mm-hmm.
14:01And if they want to, you know, fix that show and get some ratings.
14:06This guy.
14:07Yeah.
14:08That.
14:09Sounds amazing.
14:11That is genius.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Except though, you'd be my competition.
14:15Mm-hmm.
14:16And he would kill me.
14:17Hmm.
14:18Emily, uh, what do you make of this?
14:21Uh, it's a, it's a, I'm in a quandary.
14:23Cause I want to print and have a principled stance about speech, but at the same time, I know that they will exploit it against me.
14:35And I, I don't think the issue here is the constitutionally protected free speech against government that a lot of people on the left are talking about.
14:44The issue here is accountability for behavior as an employee.
14:47Mm-hmm.
14:48And in the entertainment industry, it's accountability for whether your behavior and speech is popular.
14:53So no one has an issue when we have to issue apologies for inaccuracies that we say on air, or when we correct the record, uh, for a guest on the show in real time.
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:05So I'm not quite sure here when it's also during a climate of this host inviting half the country to not watch because they voted a particular way in the election.
15:14Mm-hmm.
15:15And when his ratings were already plummeting, wouldn't this be just three strikes against him?
15:19And to your point earlier about the other platforms, there are a million different ways that he can still have a big microphone.
15:26He can start his own podcast and go on OnlyFans and do whatever else is available to him that Don Lemon is enjoying.
15:33But at the end of the day, if you're on broadcast network television, do you think there's not someone behind the desk that signs your contract?
15:40Do you think you're not an at-will employee like all of us are here in New York?
15:44So I think this has been distorted yet again to make him the victim instead of Charlie Kirk.
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:51A man was murdered for actual speech.
15:53This guy was just fired for being a dick.
15:55Jamie, I know you're kind of shocked if you've never heard applause before.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Yeah.
16:11That's people putting their hands together when they hear something good.
16:14Yeah.
16:15You're a comedian.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:18Thanks for letting everyone know.
16:20Where do you stand on this?
16:24So I'm really torn on this one because Kimmel got canceled and he wasn't even doing a joke, right?
16:30Yes.
16:31Like he was just putting forth an opinion.
16:33So I hated that he did that.
16:35The other thing that makes this complicated for me, me and my wife, we have the only show we watch together is Celebrity Family Feud.
16:41Mm.
16:42And Kimmel has been replaced with Celebrity Family Feud and it is a dream come true.
16:47And I think Stelter was like, oh, this is what Trump wanted.
16:52This is what me and my wife want too.
16:54And you're never going to, it's just entertainment.
16:56You're never going to turn on and see Steve Harvey dress like a syringe.
16:59You know?
17:00Yes.
17:01Always going to be.
17:02It's a dream come true.
17:03It would be like if they replaced the view with just anything else.
17:07No 2018.
17:08No 2018.
17:10No Malia.
17:12Oh, I'd love to see you.
17:14I'm going to take a chance.
17:15No.
17:16No, there we go.
17:17There we go.
17:18Lastly, that stelter stuff is infuriating.
17:20When you put those clips side-by-side.
17:21This dude, he is such a hip...
17:22I'm forgetting the word.
17:23He's such a, he's such a hippo.
17:25we talked about this last night you made it you made it very clear that you have to take a
17:34principal stance even though you know they're not going to do it for you of course not yeah
17:40yeah i know he wouldn't do it for me yeah uh but yeah for me i i my issue was again the fcc
17:46saying we could do with this the easy way or the hard way and then the show being canceled
17:49that's my issue got into the whole thing yesterday but i i still i still would sit down and talk to
17:55people i disagree with if if kim will ever wanted to sit down with me and hear a different perspective
17:59i'd be open to that i also am guessing that he would not yeah yeah actually i'd feel confident
18:05saying i know for a fact that he would not uh because of the fact that he had this opinion
18:09which i said a few days ago proves that i don't think he has anyone in his life that has any
18:13different opinions or even moderate opinions let alone right-wing opinions but you know i think
18:18he'd be probably worried he would like catch the fox news from me yeah people do act like that like
18:25oh she works at fox news i'm like do you think it's some sort of disease like it's just a platform
18:31to share ideas and there are different ideas that are shared on this platform as you pointed to
18:35yesterday yeah no it's true it is kind of like the fine people hoax people didn't want to hear about
18:40the hoax because they knew you would then you would know the truth and truth the truth is contagious
18:46maybe yours that was unnecessary up next is cocaine back
18:54story in five words
18:59cocaine is back and bigger emily this is great news for you
19:08wall street journal says coke in the u.s is cheaper and as pure as ever and that's because trump
19:14eradicated fentanyl so now uh the usage of that has dropped and this has taken its place was this
19:21a bad time for you to quit oh my gosh no isn't it weird though they're getting now they're going to
19:25blame the cocaine rise on trump totally look we knew i was pure as the driven snow greg yeah and now
19:31you're telling everyone which snow it is yeah yeah look the prime example of them blaming trump for
19:37anything but also i think it's a good point because the statistics actually are a little frightening
19:42we know that the cartels have diverted their fentanyl and a lot of their other stuff in through
19:46canada so i i think the issue is that we can't just simply shore up the southern border and not
19:53address the rot and the toxicity that's happening in our city streets now with this like first step
19:59triage of supply yes but then the second and most important step is somehow depleting the demand
20:04and that though is what this administration is engaged in right now with that constellation of
20:08finally law enforcement and not underfunding and also not by the way discarding and overlooking
20:15those inner city communities the gang infested drug addled communities that the left ignored for so
20:22many years and say nothing to see here this is the first administration that actually sees every human
20:26as deserving of a life
20:28now kat you disagree yeah you think the city should be just riven with drugs i think that the problem
20:39with the cities is they're not not enough drugs yes i've long said that you've long said that in
20:45your book they should be yeah more more drugs like the drugs aren't deadly enough in the cities
20:52that's what no i my thing is i think people are still going to do cocaine right does this not prove
20:57that people are still going to do cocaine yeah there's fentanyl and cocaine and people are like yeah
21:01but if i don't do it then i can't do cocaine yeah so it's not going to stop a lot of people
21:07not something that fits into my life yeah that's true cocaine i don't think would be fun with a
21:12baby no not at all fun with a baby charlie i don't know cocaine is not fun with a baby
21:16i mean i guess like you you could you could tell the baby all your business ideas without them
21:26interrupting you but i don't think i think we did the greatest public service announcement with charlie
21:32yeah thank you cocaine not fun with a baby i i that should be like the government should take that
21:38use it as a public service announcement but you know jamie it is kind of depressing that no matter
21:44what people are always going to seek some sort of oblivion you know you get rid of something i mean
21:49the great thing is you know we've decreased the deaths from fentanyl but uh so is this like a victory
21:54a less harmful drug yeah people don't talk about how high cocaine prices were under the biden administration
21:59i'll be honest i'll be totally honest with everybody i've actually tried cocaine twice
22:13when people say drugs are bad they they don't mean at first
22:18yeah some of them are are very good they seized 5 000 pounds of cocaine hunter binding it hunter
22:29biden's calling it one serving
22:30all right yeah you done there i think i should be
22:38charlie you you're clean and sober from this perspective can you explain why people risk their
22:46lives for a high do you like ever think about like because like you're a different person now
22:50and you sure yeah because it's not um it doesn't oh you're saying now with the fentanyl well yeah
22:57yeah because there are people that were willing to take fentanyl knowing that it was rust and roulette
23:02with with with five bullets yeah exactly yeah gosh um i you know i haven't done anything for
23:09you know coming up on eight years yeah which is pretty good um thank you thank you
23:14but but there's something interesting about the timing of that with cocaine is back
23:23yeah and i'm thinking you know that when i quit back then did it take this long to restock the shelves
23:28um i don't know i don't know um but as far as risking their life um i i'm i'm also grateful that
23:40i that i wasn't partying in the middle of of this russian roulette yeah it's incredible it's like it's
23:45a different time and i is we all know people and it's a depressing thing so it's almost like the
23:50silver lining is that oh well at least it's coke that's how bad it's gotten is that well at least
23:55it's just coke all right well that ended back
23:58coke is bad with children how's that don't do it with a baby oh yes what's charlie sheen been up to
24:08he's a four-time emmy nominee who became the highest paid actor on television now after eight
24:27years of sobriety is back with a hit netflix documentary and a new york times best-selling
24:32memoir the book of sheen once again the legendary charlie sheen
24:36i want to get i want to get the the serious stuff out of the way first charlie sure bill clinton
24:49tried to bang your girlfriend i mean like not in front of me
24:53um sorry i said that's an important distinction yeah it is yeah um no he was overheard
25:03by alan ruck yeah it's a story in the book um saying you know find out what you can about the
25:08brunette yes and and to you know and that was dolly fox i love the name of the girl dolly fox yeah
25:17yeah and i say in the book that that that she she lived up to both sides of her name
25:23so i i i think she'll feel complimented yes yeah you just picked them by their names didn't you
25:33no i just worked out that way you know yeah i you know what i i loved about your documentary first i
25:42watch and if you haven't watched the documentary it's great is that you you you say near the end
25:47that uh before you could not really be counted on like you were never like you were never there for
25:53anybody right now you're the first guy that people call because you will be there and you will show up
25:59how do you attribute that change uh patience yeah um consistency you know i think i think i mentioned
26:10that to you the other day that that i that i that i want to be known as being consistent without being
26:15predictable right you know yeah well i've noticed i said this to you earlier that as uh as a sober
26:22person you are funnier and smarter and more engaged in the world i think you were surprised i said that
26:28no that was really nice to hear it was really nice to hear thank you thank you i i hope i'm validating
26:34that out here tonight no but don't you don't you kind of feel thank you um uh yeah yeah no it's it's
26:44definitely um things feel um just a lot more available and and and the stuff that starts here
26:51and comes out here is is now by choice yeah you know yeah so if that if that tracks i don't even
27:01know if i'm there yet yeah well you want a cat once said to me and this is one of the reasons why
27:07i quit drinking was you said that sobriety is one of the what did you say sobriety is a high that you
27:12would like to try well i'm just saying you've tried everything already being messed up maybe you could
27:17just try the drug of like seeing what it's like to be sober yeah exactly yeah do you do you feel that
27:22way that it is in itself its own drug yes it is it is but it also uh kind of takes us back to to when
27:28when we were out there right and we'd start the night here yeah you'd start like at sea level
27:33yeah and then uh you know do do do a ton of blow get way up there and need to drink yourself back down
27:39into the basement and you spend the whole night in these two elevators passing each other yeah trying
27:44to get back to the main to the lobby yeah right and and you get to the lobby and you don't know what
27:51building you're in yes and then you're in your key doesn't work in someone else's door
27:57and you're calling a bail bondsman you know you've all had that story right yeah
28:04so
28:05when you i mean unlike most drunks and addicts yours has been documented so you actually are able to
28:18look back at how you were does that kind of freak you out and see somebody that you don't
28:23recognize and it's you yeah especially during that whole meltdown phase yeah i mean what was that
28:29what was that yeah no but you know what that was that was the drug it's like when you when you talk
28:35to people that are on drugs you're talking to the drug don't you think yeah yeah you know i mean
28:41it's still a version of the person yeah maybe not enhanced into to to a place that is necessarily
28:49presentable yes you know on live tv yes yeah so that was uh and the book is amazing i i how did you
29:00how did you get from heavy using to eight years of sobriety when you know when you're using that that
29:09like sobriety feels like an abyss like how do you live your life clean how were you able to get
29:15there it was just i i just kept it really simple you know i i'm i'm such a fan of uh or or i'm so
29:24committed to to to just the value of one's word and i and i and i saw in in just in in so many areas
29:31of my life that that that the last person i was keeping my word to was myself you know if i treated
29:38friendships and relationships like i treat myself none of them would exist yeah you know and i i
29:44finally decided that it was time to just to to to make a decision make a promise to myself and just
29:51honor it and honor it daily yeah and and and it just um and you know uh today is is another day of
29:59that yeah and they're all just strung together one day at a time there that's that because that's all we
30:03get yeah we only get one day at a time yeah you know so yeah no it was just about knowing that
30:09there was really nothing left yep you're watching mailing it in
30:15all right the first letter comes from a palm that's strange what was the most tempting offer
30:24that you ever turned down and do you regret it i'm going to skip you charlie come back to you
30:30because i want you to think about it okay emily
30:33no i mean i feel okay there's like the real answer yes and then there's like the on-air answer
30:44real answer i'll tell you at commercial break no yes yes everyone on air the answer is
30:51i would say this is so boring but it's going to be my on-air answer but it's it's accepted to certain
30:58schools that i i turned down and decided to to go a different way and i'm grateful for that that
31:04was so boring i know that is so boring librarian here just for this moment so this is the other
31:11one you turned down was a dude wasn't it emily we just went to break if you want to go ahead and
31:15share your uh stay tuned everybody stay tuned all right charlie the most tempting offer that you
31:21ever turn down and do you regret it uh yes one i do the other i don't and um it was an opportunity
31:31i mean i could say it like the thing yeah um with the uh playboy uh playmate of the year
31:37and the other one was uh the starring role in white men can't jump
31:42and which do you think i have more regret
31:45just saying
31:52jamie i think about this one all the time uh like 25 years ago this guy asked me he goes um
32:03speak now or forever hold your peace
32:05it's been it's been very expensive greg
32:19that i literally can't think of one really i cannot i'm sorry i i feel like i usually say yes
32:28and yeah i like to have experience and live life and all the things i turn down are the reason i'm
32:35still here nice yeah that's good i okay so i'm thinking i i thought of uh working at stuff this is
32:43so pathetic working at stuff magazine i had a date with a porn star and this is so bad not only did i
32:50not did i stand her up i walked by the bar where she was and didn't go in
32:56why why i would i don't know why i was terrified i still remember her name why
33:03shayana shayana royale it was like 25 years ago
33:09i still think about that but i didn't i it was the bryant park hotel bar i walked i walked by i'm
33:16supposed to go in and instead i just walked by
33:18isn't that she was saying you regret this i kind of do yes because i well no i actually feel bad that
33:25i stood her up yeah all right next question what do you notice immediately when you first meet a
33:35person jamie i notice a girl's feet because that's what i paid for
33:41okay okay now you know who's been looking at your feet yeah um i just like if i'm making them
33:59uncomfortable or not i'm always like if i'll say something i'm like oh is this going to go well or
34:03is this not going to go well yeah it's pretty good yeah yeah if you make people anxious that's the story
34:08in my life charlie what do you notice when i first meet someone yeah ah their eyes
34:17oh please no
34:20no and and then their feet
34:25i mean it's true
34:29it's true
34:33i like i notice my eyes looking at their feet exactly exactly emily give us your on-air answer
34:44it's both it's their smile like this sounds terrible but i hate unhappy people and so i know
34:51i can tell immediately if they're angry me yeah that's true smiles i'm gonna go with the smile
34:56yeah but then i notice breath yes breath i guess you can't see well sometimes you can see breath
35:02shout out to brit hume
35:07kidding up next ad supported toilet paper
35:11when brown comes to town you need a man who won't blush at the sound of a flush
35:25you need the poo detective
35:32tonight in poo detective
35:37a paywall for toilet paper kat this is a story you wanted me to do so we're doing it
35:44yeah in some chinese public bathrooms as you can tell there it's chinese
35:49uh users must watch an ad or pay the equivalent of about seven cents to access toilet paper
35:56i love it you do i would like to implement it in my own home yeah for my husband except instead
36:04of having to watch an ad he has to text me a very specific compliment
36:07so if he wants to wipe his ass he has to kiss mine
36:11he's really lucky
36:19yes jamie what do you make of this uh do you think this could catch on in america
36:25yeah i think i think we have an idea of where cobert's next show might air
36:29wow
36:31we just gotta get used to this there's gonna be ads everywhere at some point i saw a thing yesterday
36:39that said they're gonna start putting ads on strippers like tattoos when you go to the strip club
36:43it's gonna be everywhere and i was thinking about that and i was like man they could be some clever ads
36:46like maybe a girl she turns around and just says like hey you know call 1-800-DIVORCE
36:50if you need help but then i was like i don't think they should do that because i was thinking like
36:55what if one of the girls that maybe she didn't like work out yeah as much as some of the other
36:59girls and then she turned around and on her on her ass and just said your ad could be here
37:03or um or if you lived here you'd already be home
37:11emily thoughts on this dystopian idea okay i hate this here's why number one i did the math the
37:29conversion via chat gpt and it's seven cents so it's the equivalent of seven cents for like a square
37:34which is obviously not enough and secondly here's why i hate this the most because already people bring
37:40their phones into the stalls which is disgusting and then they sit there so that's why every bar
37:44and every club the line especially for the girls room is a hundred chicks deep even worse than it
37:49used to be because we take longer than guys so all this is going to do is have those people be sitting
37:53on the dang toilet on their phone which is getting fecal matter all over it and then watching
37:58while i'm waiting outside to touch up my makeup
38:01there there's a very there's a very easy way to not get fecal matter on your phone you're not
38:12supposed to put your phone in the toilet
38:13speaking of a hundred chicks deep charlie
38:18i think this is to detour people from loitering i don't know interesting interesting um can you pay
38:29extra and have the ad playing underwater in the bottom of the toilet i mean can we can we mix it up a
38:39little bit you know and is that and can you pay extra for like triple ply yes because single ply let's
38:47let's just call it what it is yeah it's your it's your finger it's a breakthrough yeah it's a
38:54breakthrough moment yeah so
38:57there's a reason that topic was at the end of the show
39:04i feel dirty talking about it all right we'll be right back
39:07having fun
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39:33RPSC, which is the first grade exam, has been done with the syllabus.
39:42You can know that the exam was done with the form.
39:45RPSC, which is the first grade exam.
39:49After that, the syllabus has been done with the syllabus.
39:53There are two papers.
39:55Part, first, which is the secondary level.
39:58Part, second, is the part.
40:00Part, second, is the first grade exam.
40:03You can see that the syllabus is the first grade exam.
40:07Part, second, is the secondary level.
40:12It is the first grade exam.
40:15You can see the topic here.
40:19Part, second, is the graduation level.
40:22Part, second, is the second grade exam.
40:25It is related to the topic.
40:27Part, second, is the third grade exam.
40:29It is the second grade exam.
40:30I could guess that the most grade exam.
40:32Firstly, then, you can see a question like this.
40:34Part, third grade exam.
40:35The first grade exam.
40:36Part, is the third grade exam.
40:38As far as the elementary exam exam.
40:40Following the semester exam is the second grade exam.
40:42You can see the next grade exam and what to say here.
40:44of computers information and technology
40:56second paper is 300 marks
41:00every question is 2 marks
41:04total 300 marks
41:06and 3 hours
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