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00:00yes thank you thank you thank you thank you everybody and don't forget to tip britt hume
00:11on your way out good evening everyone earlier war secretary pete hegseth addressed america's top
00:18generals and admirals where he said that beards would no longer be allowed prompting one admiral
00:24to ask what about landing strips i was i know hegseth also called it unacceptable to see fat
00:36generals and admirals he says he'll get them into a regimen of pull-ups push-ups and horrifying
00:42imagery that would kill your appetite speaking of the view hosts were alarmed over why hegseth
00:51is so obsessed with physical fitness in the military they claim that they're fat and out
00:57of shape and have no problems repelling men
00:59hegseth is also changing boot camp standards saying it should be scary
01:08tough and disciplined so meet your new drill sergeant
01:12oh yeah yeah
01:16in ohio a 24 year old 24 year old illegal immigrant dad was caught posing as a high school kid
01:25evidently authorities knew he was an imposter when they found out he could read
01:29according to a new study friendship can slow down aging in a related story here's jesse waters without
01:38makeup
01:43he looks like the guy from happy days tom bosley looks like tom bosley
01:51after a rating spike following his suspension for blaming charlie kirk's murder on maga jimmy
01:58kimmel lost 64 of his audience i know but he's hoping to get those viewers back by claiming that john
02:07wilkes booth worked for newsmax
02:13i'll help for newsmax
02:16president trump is sending 100 national guard troops to chicago
02:19and then later this week he plans to send another 100 to rescue them
02:23so why is it that the tv show law and order always sides with the opposite and last week's
02:31episode they featured ice agents as the bad guys obstructing a rape case by trying to arrest
02:36an illegal immigrant witness captain ice is on the way up what how do they know
02:43come there's a back stairway don't try that can they do this they don't have a warrant doesn't
02:48matter they take our witness and we can't do anything about it you're interfering with the
02:52federal operation no no she's not Jorge Ruiz is a material witness and he's in the custody of the
02:57my bd do you really want to help a rapist go free
03:01according to the fiction inside their heads ice is the villain forget the thousands of times ice
03:07takes violent illegals and rapists off the streets but as always reality tells a different story than
03:14the hacks in the hollywood would prefer for example why not do an episode about a school superintendent
03:21turning out to be an illegal felon hmm like out of all the talented educators in america a school
03:26board get this picks an illegal overstate with no work authorization a prior weapons charge a sketchy
03:32degree history and oh yeah he's got a loaded gun in his car when ice comes knocking yeah that really
03:39happened so don't expect it on law and order so the des moines the des moines school board actually
03:45went on a secret search to find the very best candidate for school superintendent landing on
03:51in andre roberts who in 2023 was hired to run iowa's largest school district according to the des moines
03:59register roberts got a base salary of 270 grand a year plus benefits roughly six times what the average
04:07iowan makes and ten times what jamie makes selling his blood
04:13the register praised roberts saying he was there to advance equity and education while working around laws
04:19that restrict curriculum of lgbtq parents that's not even a real job that's like being a snowplow
04:27driver in florida or doing hair and makeup for james carville now you think with a job like that
04:35roberts would have been checked out hell traveling carnivals vet their employees more thoroughly for
04:41example here's who they hired to be the bearded lady
04:43but no but no according to ice roberts is an overstay from guyana who received his final
04:51deportation order in 2023 during the biden administration we're lucky kamala didn't hear
04:57about him or he would have been her vp candidate worse the guy's been registered to vote in maryland as
05:04a democrat since 2012 which means of course now the dems will say illegal felons voting is actually a good
05:12thing anyway when ice finally tracked him down roberts does what every great educator does he runs
05:19like hell first in his car then on foot he was caught with three grand in cash and a loaded gun in his
05:25car i'm surprised al collins wasn't driving meanwhile current reporting has called his entire job in
05:32educational history into question so who hired this guy the head of the des moines school board
05:39is jackie norris iowa democratic candidate for senator and former chief of staff to none other
05:45than michelle o her job by the way was to provide new phone books after michelle would rip them in half
05:56norris's initial response to this breaking news take the felon's advice it seems fitting to take a page
06:03out of dr roberts book and ask the community to engage in radical empathy as we work through this
06:11situation together we do not have all the facts there is much we do not know however what we do know
06:19is that dr roberts has been an integral part of our school community since he joined over two years ago
06:27during his time with our district he has shown up in ways big and small
06:32white liberal chicks are so dangerous
06:37translation let a criminal fraud be in charge of our kids no child left behind is now no felons
06:42left behind and radical empathy those two words go together about as well as rollerblading and
06:47heterosexuality so after roberts was hired what did he do first lifting that he lifted the ban on hiring
06:55those with a criminal record that's like me creating a law that doubles the pay for short men
07:00but nothing says educational excellence like a guy who can teach you how to make a shank out of a
07:06protractor no wonder america's traditional report card is turning into a rap sheet overseas kids are
07:12solving calculus in middle school but thanks to our teachers union our kids diplomas are worth less than a
07:18signed photo of jeremy pivin r.i.p so what's today's lesson well the real culprit here isn't the scammer
07:29making nearly three hundred grand it's that the bigger scammers are the dei nitwits who hired him
07:35of course you'll never see them on law and order but i'm pretty sure they're already booked on
07:39are you smarter than a fifth grader
07:46let's welcome tonight's guest his new wife loves how jamie gets along with her boyfriend
07:52actor writer comedian jamie listow
07:57his patrons send back their food if it doesn't have his hair chef and restaurant owner andrew growl
08:02she just brushed her teeth and boy are her arms tired new york times best-selling author and fox's
08:11contributor and he picks his teeth with the washington monument new york times best-selling
08:17author comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus
08:24jamie illegal alien he's a felon he runs from the cops he makes 300 grand that's 300 grand more
08:32than you make yeah that's almost exactly 300 grand more than i make yeah you're exactly right dude
08:38this guy i heard for the for the background check yeah they just facetimed him and looked in the
08:43background
08:47isn't it crazy that the the lengths he went through to con everyone could he not have become a legal
08:53citizen yeah that would make sense he's spending so much time and also what a liar man like he must
08:58be an incredible liar like in a in the interview where he just claimed to be a citizen all this
09:02stuff i could i'm not good at like that with interviews i tell i tell the truth i remember
09:07once this guy goes uh where do you see yourself in five years and i go almost five years sober
09:16and then they catch him and he's got three grand in cash and like two loaded guns he's running into
09:22the woods rarely do you have two loaded guns and three thousand dollars and you're going to plant a
09:26tree yes like this is a bad guy by the way i love that law and order music i actually carry this
09:32around with me and if i come out of the bathroom and there's a bunch of people there i just play
09:43i'm so glad that works i'm glad that worked because if it's if it was a silent we'd be sitting
09:48here going i ate jamie for doing that then we have jeans going dun dun so andrew apparently this guy
09:55claims he's going to resign that's what i heard today why don't they just fire this guy i don't
10:01get it why are we having the conversation all together it makes absolutely no sense i mean this
10:05guy if we leave him in the position he's going to probably stab four people with a scantron at this
10:10point yes right or number two pencil yeah it brings me back uh you know and i don't even they should
10:16have known that there was an issue here when they changed the motto for the all of the iowa schools
10:21to reading writing and human trafficking in 2023 that was it right there what is it with democrats
10:27obsession with criminals to begin with that's what we need to break down and furthermore with the law
10:31and order thing their ratings are so low this is why nobody watches their shows anymore remember on
10:36friday nights when we used to go back watch tgif yeah perfect strangers balky right boy meets world
10:42all those great shows now you got this kind of pseudo intellectual propaganda being laced through
10:48this is why people are watching the shopping cart championships yeah that's why it's getting better
10:53ratings this is why if you ever watch law and order especially that clip you hear the music so they they
10:59cue this music to tell their stupid viewer that something important is about to happen it's like almost in
11:06every scene in low on order as it gets it goes and it's the viewer's like i think something is
11:11happening that is really bad i don't thank god thank you producers line order i'm stupid
11:20if i were on that show i would throw myself off a bridge i could not learn that language i could
11:26not learn that dialogue i would be ashamed of myself cap if i were on that show i'd appreciate the exposure
11:32so here's my question it's kind of piggybacks on jamie's uh banal thoughts
11:42don't be using words we don't understand yes it's just anal with a b oh yes what about like
11:49if you're gonna go to all this trouble why would you pick that job like if you're gonna be a criminal
11:56why don't you pick a more fun job than a school superintendent
12:00well it worked for like a really long time true i mean he probably was cut maybe it was just a bit
12:07yeah maybe he applied for the job as a bit yeah and then it just got out of hand when they actually
12:12hired him that's what would happen with me yeah like i was like you yeah exactly who i would love
12:18to hear from are the other people who did not get the jobs yes because you know there's other people
12:24who interviewed for it and then they were like what do they always say i'm so we're just we're
12:28going in a different direction i want to know how they feel about this being in the direction that they
12:35went yeah yeah we were looking for a felon come back to us when you've robbed a bank and we'll discuss
12:42your resume tyrus how can parents just assume they can trust democrats with their kids i like there's so
12:49many different stories that make you go what are they thinking i i mean i don't think you should
12:53trust your kids with anyone yeah that's true that alone that's true that reminds me i left my kid in
12:58the parking lot exactly um oh man your your wife is so special and strong um what a perfect place to
13:10hide though yeah who would ever assume a superintendent of school yes one of the worst boring sounding jobs
13:20ever that's like superintendent of librarians you know like what a safe place to be a career criminal
13:27you know what happened though is he liked doing the job like it was like a any one of those
13:33old comedies where the the guy's hiding from the police and he jumps into a kindergarten next thing
13:38you know he taught all the kids how to read and yes he's building schools and he's doing great that's
13:44how law and order will do it yeah and he was doing all these things and then lo and behold one day
13:50the 97 felonies he's been one of them recognized him at the dinner table here and he took off and he ran
13:55also the reason why he got the job i'm telling you right now if i have three candidates let's say
14:00it's you three looking for a job and gruel puts three grand and a pistol on the table i'm gonna
14:05hire him every time yeah that's how i got this job yes there's there's two ways this interview is
14:13gonna go yeah you want to make money today or you want to don't want to push flowers how are we doing
14:18this yes that's what happened but yeah he's this what a great place to hide yeah it's true maybe he's
14:24smarter than we give him credit for or maybe the dei people are just dumb asses all right up next rosie's on edge
14:35yes
14:44even rosie's shrink can't comprehend her tds that knows no end the rotund refugee
14:50joined the dead-faced nicole wallace from her new home on the emerald isle to bash the president i
14:56wonder is ireland very educated about politics this country is very educated about politics and i have
15:03only met two people since january who were trump supporters everyone else nicole when i go into a pub
15:10they're like hey rosie this is on me we hate him too we think he's a horror and everyone feels that way
15:18they're probably just drinking to turn rosie from a cow to a three
15:25cow is below a one here's more what's happening it's not only happening to democrats it's happening
15:33to everyone and when the medicaid cuts go in old people are going to start to die
15:40to die what he's done yet hasn't even hit us yet and if he's not stopped now we have lost our country
15:51and i don't know nicole how it is that some people cannot see it
15:59my therapist said why are you so upset and i said to her why are you not
16:04yeah yeah yeah i have that conversation too because the gaslighting that i think you're
16:11alluding to um if you're a thoughtful informed person you do stop and say well well maybe it is me
16:21did you just hear that nicole just walked right to the edge of self-realization and asked
16:26maybe it is me well nicole yes it's you
16:42andrew you know what i love about this whole thing the name of the podcast is the best people
16:48wow so there's no way they can actually criticize their own views like they will never be open to
16:55possibly being wrong because after all they're the best people and the best thing is that they
17:02probably paid a marketing firm 10 million dollars to come up with that name that was actually the
17:08worst 30 seconds of my life one of them watching it that or senior prom
17:15the thing is first of all i don't trust therapists yeah i never have i mean i it's like
17:21i don't trust shortcuts i don't trust 24-hour mcdonald's there's a lot of things i don't trust
17:26therapists are at the top of the list i was forced once i had a friend who was a therapist and he goes
17:30we're all therapists because we think that we need a therapist so we went to school to cut back on the
17:36money that we need they're all insane yeah with that being said though most therapists are anti-trump
17:41if her therapist is telling her that she's got tds that is bad that's like going in and by the way the
17:49reason she goes to the bar and they buy her drink is because they don't want that cold sore going
17:52anywhere near the keg okay i run restaurants i run restaurants she walked in we're shutting down
17:59right away okay bleach everywhere she if her therapist is telling her that it is done yeah and
18:05it was done a long time ago but it's really done yeah it is got maybe that therapist cat is smarter than
18:11we think i mean she's like gone lady she's probably looking at rose and going you're you here's the thing
18:17she moved out of the united states and she can't stop talking about it it's like why why did you
18:24leave if you're just doing podcasts talking about trump because she because she likes it i mean that
18:31that's really the the only reason i think that that can be a really motivating factor for people it can
18:36become your sort of identity and that's that can be really hard to let go of something like that because
18:43you could find they could find answers to all these questions they could go out and meet people
18:48and see that there are people who support trump who are quite intelligent because the way that they
18:53presented it right the way that they presented it was that you there are two options either you are
18:59like them where you are constantly not just someone who doesn't support trump or who didn't vote for him
19:05who doesn't like him but you're constantly overwhelmed and completely just all encompassed by hatred and fear
19:12of someone that's going to be out of office in a couple years anyway or you're a stupid person
19:18or a hateful person and if you really believe that then maybe that would be a scary way to live i
19:25suppose if you really believe that there was this huge segment of the country that was just simply
19:29awful people but that's not realities the only way to do that is to actually go and have those
19:35conversations with people uh but i i don't see that happening anytime soon because you are asking her to
19:40give up her identity which is a huge ask for people you're asking her to give up her addiction you're
19:44asking her to give up the idea that she's not simply a person with a different opinion that her
19:49opinion makes her and people will do this for all kinds of reasons it's harder to give up an opinion
19:53when it's not just an opinion to you when it is something that places you above other people and
19:57it makes you some kind of hero you're asking people to give up life on a pedestal which is probably a
20:03lot you know it's asking them to give up quite a bit yeah although that pedestal is going get her off me
20:08tyrus i love nicole what's her name yes we've picked that up you show her a lot which he goes
20:15um it's really hard on thoughtful informed people they are really the best people they don't realize
20:23how insufferable they sound they're unhappy and miserable but somehow they're better than
20:27everyone else and you know what greg i'm gonna get a podcast called better than best people
20:31so it'll just be me myself and i yeah
20:39um this this bothers me as a man yeah because she left us yes she said america this ain't working
20:51out i happen to live in america so rosie left me too yeah but if you're going to leave someone jamie
20:58back me up on this you don't get to come back at dinner and yell at me about my day anymore
21:04you left that's right which means you're gone you don't get to come back just at payday you don't
21:11get to come back and just ruin my birthday yes like we're done yes go away stop parking in the driveway
21:18it's not your spot anymore yeah you can't do laundry here it's over you we had a good run you're with
21:30you're ireland's problem now yeah you're their potato go pick on their politics yeah go ruin their day
21:38that's a great point and another thing you're far away so please stop being close up
21:43biden's media blitz met with democratic disdain wishes he would go away as the former president
21:58returned to the spotlight democrats strategists and journalists criticized his remarks
22:05president joe biden's media blitz was met with criticism last week as the former president returned
22:11to the spotlight to speak out about the 2024 election his decision to exit the race and the
22:18allegations about his mental fitness in several books about the election it's time for joe biden
22:24to go away with all the respect and let the next generation of democrats take the mantle democratic
22:31strategics chuck rosa told political every time he appears on a show or say something it's just another
22:38week or a month that we have to defend him and remind everybody that we got beat by donald trump
22:44again biden spoke to the bbc on wednesday and with abc's the view on thursday where he was also joined by
22:52his wife former first lady jill biden the former president notably said it wouldn't have mattered if
22:58he exited the race sooner and revealed he wasn't surprised former vice president kamala harris had lost
23:04for those of us trying to rebuild the brand it does no good when you are constantly reminded about the
23:13old brand that won't go away watcher added he told the outlet that the only good thing about biden's
23:19interview on the view was quickly overshadowed by the selection of a new pope
23:26a former biden official told the hill that biden wasn't helping democratic brands after his interview tour
23:34elections are about the future every time joe biden emerges we fight an old war democratic
23:43strategist and former biden administration official anthony cole told the outlet every interview he does
23:49provides a contrast to trump that's just not helpful for the democratic brand which needs trusted messengers
23:55and fighters who we can reach independent and moderates and inspire the base joe biden ain't that
24:02he acknowledged that biden taking responsibility for trump's win was a good thing but also said it
24:09might not matter at this point honestly what good does that do now many democrats from elected leaders
24:19to party faithfuls are just ready to turn the page i just don't think he understands how wide and deep
24:25this sentiment is cole said the co-hosts of pod save america who all worked for former president
24:33barack obama also bashed biden's media tour host john faveru asked his co-host how they thought biden
24:41did during the view interview and they laughed host and paper said biden survived the interview and most of it
24:51was hard to follow as jill biden had to step in for biden at one point what's the audience for this the
24:58american people are pretty decided on the question of was joe biden too old and they were decided long
25:05before the debate and i don't know that one interview or two interviews or a thousand interviews is going
25:12to fix it nothing's going to change that perspective he said further who pushed back on the democratic
25:19strategists who have part who have praised by them for speaking out the answer is he shouldn't have
25:26run for a second term and when he did run for a second term he should have stepped down much earlier
25:32after the debate i think that every democratic politician particularly those who want to lead the
25:37party and want to run in 2028 have to just rip them band-aid off father who said
25:44but fever went on to argue that biden's media tour was all about him defending himself rather than
25:51speaking out against a sitting president one thing that i found very frustrating is biden can't like we
25:59know him this is the pride in him but i find it very aggravating and frankly infuriating when he says
26:06that he thinks he would have won but further added it's politically insane right it's detached from reality
26:12but even if you truly believe that to verbalize that in such a way direct way repeatedly is to me
26:18so disrespectful to kamala harris who he put in an impossible position biden's claim that he would
26:26have won similarly annoyed msnbc's antonia hilton ayman molinde and katherine rampel on saturday
26:34hilton wondered who is this for he's not speaking to what a lot of people have been asking for which is
26:41some clear story of opposition who we are what are we delivering in opposition to trump in the
26:48current moment none of that really was present there it kind of seemed all about me and my legacy
26:54to a lot of people including voters the fellow reporters politicians and i've spoken to in recent
27:00days hilton continued molly dean specifically called out biden for choose and go on the view
27:07a highly friendly venue for the former president
27:14no disrespect whatsoever to the view but if joe biden wants to have a conversation about his legacy
27:20and his policies he should have done a hard-hitting interview with somebody he said that's where
27:27somebody can actually hold his feet to the fire and ask him questions about the decisions he made
27:33and there's a reason why they wanted to go on the view and to your point why now after biden's bbc
27:41interview but before the interview on the view israel farang giff griffin a cnn political commentator
27:49and co-host on the abc talk show said democrats didn't want to see biden out there right now
27:53former cnn host chris klisa said after the bbc interview that biden was still in denial about the
28:02election political first reported last week that the former president hired veteran strategist chris
28:09meager a former biden deputy press secretary and defense department spokesperson to help fend off
28:15attacks on his legacy a democratic operative told the outlet that biden was trying to convince himself
28:24and the country that he wasn't responsible for trump's return to the white house
28:32there are a lot of young people and dynamic leaders in the democratic party who are focused on the path
28:38and to it's better we focus on them instead of an old man trying to convince himself and america that
28:46he isn't responsible for donald trump's re-election the operate the operative said remaining anonymous
28:54biden did acknowledge some responsibility for trump's win during his appearance on the view
29:01i don't think he's reading the room at the moment
29:03third way's matt bennett told political of biden's media blitz i don't think the party ultimately will
29:11come around to the view that he did a good job as president that he passed a lot of big things
29:18but the horrible devastation we're witnessing with the trump administration which is undoing a lot of
29:27good things that he did and the anger and despair that democrats feel makes this an inauspicious
29:33moment
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