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00:00THE BEST OF THESE
00:03WELLS.
00:18THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
00:23YOU, THANK YOU.
00:25THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
00:26YOU.
00:27HE'S GOING TO BE ONE OF BRIT
00:30HUME'S TOES.
00:31SHE'S GOT 11.
00:33HAPPY WEDNESDAY, EVERYONE.
00:35SO CHELSEA CLINTON IS RUMORED
00:39TO BE RUNNING FOR JERRY NADLER'S
00:42SEATS WHERE SHE'LL HAVE TO
00:45COMPETE WITH 1,000 FLIES.
00:49AND, OF COURSE, ANY OTHER
00:52DEMOCRAT WHO WOULD BE FAVORED
00:54AND, OF COURSE, ANY OTHER
00:59COURSE, ANY OTHER COURSE.
01:0256-YEAR-OLD LIFELONG BACHELOR
01:05CORY BOOKER FINALLY ENGAGED.
01:08WHICH MEANS RASHIDA TALIB IS
01:11NO LONGER THE ONLY ONE WITH A
01:13BEARD.
01:15TWO JOKES PRICE OF ONE.
01:19THE UNITED STATES OBLITERATED A
01:22KAMALA HARRIS.
01:28YEAH.
01:29IT WAS STILL LESS VIOLENT THAN A
01:31CARNIVAL CRUISE.
01:33ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, ALCOHOL
01:34CONSUMPTION IN THE U.S. HAS
01:35REACHED A RECORD LOW.
01:37FINALLY, A PROBLEM THAT CAN
01:39ACTUALLY BE SOLVED BY KAMALA
01:40HARRIS.
01:41TO CLEAN UP THE STREETS,
01:46PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE'S OPEN
01:47TO BRINGING BACK INSANE
01:48ASYLUMS.
01:49AND ALREADY SOME PATIENTS HAVE
01:50BEEN LOOKING AT IT AS A GREAT
01:52COUPLE'S RETREAT.
01:53A BRAND-NEW ICE DETENTION
01:55FACILITY CALLED LOUISIANA
01:56LOCKUP JUST OPENED.
01:58AND BECAUSE IT'S NEAR NEW
01:59ORLEANS, THE GUARDS WILL THROW
02:01BEADS AT YOU DURING THE
02:02CAVITY SEARCH.
02:03TRY TO CATCH THAT.
02:05FORMER CHICAGO MAYOR
02:06LORI LIGHTFOOT CLAIMS THAT
02:09CRIME IN CHICAGO IS A
02:11MANUFACTURE CRISIS.
02:13I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT
02:15WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
02:16OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THAT
02:18THING ABOVE HER NECK.
02:19I'M TIRED OF HER GETTING BY
02:21ON HER LOOKS.
02:22AND FINALLY, TACO BELL IS
02:24RECONSIDERING PLANS TO USE
02:25ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO
02:26TAKE CUSTOMERS ORDERS.
02:28THEY ALSO DEVELOPED AN APP
02:30THAT SITS UP.
02:31AND FINALLY, TACO BELL IS
02:33RECONSIDERING PLANS TO USE
02:34ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO
02:35TAKE CUSTOMERS ORDERS.
02:36THEY ALSO DEVELOPED AN APP
02:38THAT SITS UP.
02:40YOUR PANTS FOR YOU.
02:45ALL RIGHT.
02:48SO, AT A PRESSER YESTERDAY,
02:51PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE IT CLEAR,
02:53AS MARK TWANE ONCE SAID,
02:55REPORTS OF MY DEATH ARE
02:56GREATLY EXAGGERATED.
02:58EXCEPT MARK TWANE REALLY IS
02:59DEAD IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING
03:01WHY HE HASN'T SHOWN UP AS ONE
03:02LUCKY GUY AND OUTNUMBERED.
03:05A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO THAT
03:07IMAGE.
03:08I HOPE PETER DOOCY ASKED TRUMP
03:10HOW HE FOUND OUT OVER THE
03:11WEEKEND THAT HE WAS DEAD.
03:13HOW DID YOU FIND OUT OVER THE
03:15WEEKEND THAT YOU WERE DEAD?
03:17DID YOU SEE THAT?
03:19I DIDN'T SEE THAT.
03:21YOU KNOW, I HAVE HEARD IT'S
03:22SORT OF CRAZY, BUT LAST WEEK I
03:24DID NUMEROUS NEWS CONFERENCES,
03:25ALL SUCCESSFUL.
03:26THEY WENT VERY WELL, LIKE THIS
03:27IS GOING VERY WELL.
03:29AND THEN I DIDN'T DO ANY FOR
03:32TWO DAYS AND THEY SAID THERE
03:34MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
03:35HIM.
03:36BIDEN WOULDN'T DO HIM FOR
03:37MONTHS.
03:38YOU WOULDN'T SEE HIM.
03:39AND NOBODY EVER SAID THERE
03:40WAS EVER ANYTHING WRONG WITH
03:41HIM AND WE KNOW HE WASN'T IN
03:42THE GREATEST OF SHAPE.
03:43THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF
03:46THE YEAR.
03:47IF THE YEAR IS 2016 WHEN WE
03:50FIRST NOTICED BIDEN'S BRAIN WAS
03:51MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON
03:53A DELAWARE BEACH.
03:54BUT THE RUMORS SWIRLED AS
03:56GIDDY HACKS AND POLITICIANS
03:58FED THEIR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS
04:00WITH FANTASIES ABOUT TRUMP'S
04:01DEMISE.
04:02DON'T THEY REALIZE THEY WOULD
04:03BE THE FIRST TO SMELL THE
04:05PRESIDENT'S DECAYING CORPS
04:06SINCE HE'S LIVING RIGHT
04:07UP STAIRS RENT FREE IN THEIR
04:08HEADS?
04:09CUE THE TARD.
04:11A STRANGE RUMOR THAT TOOK
04:14OVER THE INTERNET OVER THE
04:16WEEKEND THAT DONALD TRUMP
04:17WAS NO LONGER WITH US.
04:19HE'S NEARLY AN 80-YEAR-OLD
04:20MAN AND WHO IS NOT DOES NOT
04:23LOOK IN THE BEST OF HEALTH
04:25WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIM.
04:26THE PRESIDENT COULD JUST BE
04:28TAKING A FEW DAYS DOWN IN
04:29AUGUST WHICH IS NORMAL FOR
04:30PRESIDENTS TO DO OR THERE
04:31COULD BE ACTUALLY SOMETHING
04:32WRONG.
04:33WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHY DONALD
04:34TRUMP SUDDENLY SPENT A WEEK
04:36HIDING ENTIRELY FROM THE
04:37AMERICAN PUBLIC.
04:38BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY NEED
04:40BASELESS ONLINE CONSPIRACIES
04:42TO EXPLAIN WHY HE MIGHT NOT
04:43WANT TO SHOW HIS FACE IN
04:44PUBLIC RIGHT NOW.
04:45HE'S CLEARLY HIDING
04:46SOMETHING ABOUT HIS HEALTH.
04:47HE'S GOT THE WHAT LOOKS LIKE
04:49THE COPD ISSUE.
04:51IT APPEARS THE BRUISING ON
04:52HIS HANDS THAT'S LIKELY A
04:55SIDE EFFECT OF A MEDICATION
04:56HE MAY BE TAKING.
04:57YEAH.
04:58A BLOOD THINNER.
04:59YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO SEE
05:04CHUCK TODD GOT HIS MEDICAL
05:05DEGREE.
05:06HOPEFULLY HE'S SPECIALIZING IN
05:07PROCTOLOGY WITH ALL THE TIME
05:09HE SPENDS WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS
05:10ASS.
05:11MAYBE HE'LL BECOME A GASTRO
05:15ENTEROLOGIST SO HE CAN FIGURE
05:16OUT WHY HIS CAREER IS IN THE
05:17TOILET.
05:18REMEMBER, THESE WERE THE SAME
05:21MEDICAL SLEUTS WHO COULDN'T TELL
05:23CRUSTY JOE BIDEN WAS AS SHARP AS
05:25A BOWLING BALL.
05:26NOW CHUCK'S DIAGNOSING BRUISES
05:28AND SPECULATING ABOUT
05:29MEDICATIONS LIKE HE PICKED UP A
05:31SIDE HUSTLE AT CVS.
05:32SORRY, IF TRUMP HAS MARKS ON
05:34HIS HAND, IT'S FROM SEVEN MONTHS
05:36OF BITCH SLAPPING THESE ASSHOLES.
05:42BUT EVEN THIS GUY HAD SOMETHING
05:47TO THINK THAT GUY COULD HAVE
06:09BEEN A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA AWAY
06:10FROM THE PRESIDENCY.
06:11AND EVEN THE TWITCHING CORPSES
06:14OF LATE NIGHT WEIGHED IN.
06:16I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT
06:18THIS WEEKEND THE BIGGEST STORY
06:20WAS FRIENZIED SOCIAL MEDIA
06:22RUMORS SPECULATING WHETHER
06:24DONALD TRUMP HAD DIED.
06:26FOR THE RECORD, DONALD TRUMP IS
06:28VERY MUCH ALIVE, OKAY?
06:30AND...
06:32NO...
06:36WE LIKE OUR PRESIDENTS ALIVE.
06:38GOOD OLD J.D.
06:40HE HEARS THE WORDS TRUMP DEAD, HE
06:42LIGHTS UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.
06:44EVERYONE GETS ALL WORKED UP.
06:46HERE'S THE THING, JONATHAN TRUMP
06:48WILL NEVER DIE.
06:49FORGET IT.
06:50HE'S LIKE DRACULA.
06:51HE'S GOING TO KEEP SUCKING THE
06:52LIFE OUT OF US FOREVER.
06:54THAT'S THE WRONG PRONOUN.
06:56IT'S YOU, NOT US.
06:58YOU'RE LIKE A GUY AT A BAR BLAMING
07:00EVERYONE FOR YOUR DEBT, YOUR
07:02RELATIONSHIPS, YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT,
07:04BUT NEVER THE 12 SHOTS OF CHEAP
07:06WHISKEY YOU JUST DOWNED.
07:08YOUR SHOW IS SO CLOSE TO THE END,
07:10THERE'S ALREADY A POD CONTAINER
07:12IN THE PARKING LOT WAITING TO
07:14LOAD YOUR FURNITURE.
07:16BUT IT'S SOMETHING TO SEE
07:18SPECULATION FROM THESE JERKS WHO
07:20COVERED UP A MISSING PRESIDENT
07:22TO SEE HIM WITH DIRT.
07:24AT LEAST BIDEN HAS AN EXCUSE FOR
07:26BLACKING OUT THE LAST FOUR YEARS.
07:28WHAT'S THEIRS?
07:30LOOK, I GET IT.
07:32THE DEMS AND THE MEDIA ARE AS A
07:34KARDASHIAN DURING NBA ALL-STAR
07:36WEEK.
07:40SORRY.
07:42AMERICA HATES THE DEMS, THEY
07:44HATE THE MEDIA, THEY'RE LESS
07:46TRUSTED THAN A WET FART.
07:48SO THEY FIND COMFORT IN THESE
07:50BIDEN'S MENTAL DEMISES.
07:52THE PARTY HIT A WALKING CORPSE
07:54WHILE OTHERS RAN THE SHOW.
07:56THAT MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST
07:58POLITICAL SCANDAL IN THIS
08:00NATION'S HISTORY.
08:01IT'S TRUMP DEATH PORN.
08:02LIKE REAL PORN, IT MADE THEM
08:04FEEL GOOD FOR A MINUTE, BUT
08:05THEN THEY FEEL EMPTY AND ALONE
08:07AS THEY WIPE UP THE MESS WITH A
08:09HARRIS AND WALT T-SHIRT.
08:10I KNOW.
08:11THE PARTY HIT A WALKING CORPSE
08:13WHILE OTHERS RAN THE SHOW.
08:14THAT MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST
08:15POLITICAL SCANDAL IN THIS
08:16NATION'S HISTORY.
08:17BIGGER THAN OBAMA EATING BOW,
08:18THE WHITE HOUSE DOG.
08:20I GET IT.
08:21YOU HATE TRUMP, BUT YOU GOT TO
08:23HATE THIS BETRAYAL MORE,
08:24DEMOCRATS.
08:25THEY TOLD YOU A GUY WITH
08:26DIMENSION WAS PRESIDENT AND
08:27YOU BOUGHT IT AND YOU'RE
08:28NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT DOWN.
08:30SO IF YOU WEREN'T AWARE THEY
08:32WERE LYING, YOU MUST FACE FACTS,
08:34THE PARTY DECEIVED YOU AND THAT
08:35SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO
08:37QUIT THE PARTY NOW.
08:38WHAT ARE YOU HANGING AROUND FOR?
08:40SO THEY MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN
08:42DUMBER?
08:43THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
08:44BUT YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT.
08:45IF THEY NOMINATED A NIGERIAN
08:46PRINCE, YOU PROBABLY GIVE THEM
08:47ACCESS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
08:49SO IF YOU'RE STILL IN THE
08:51PARTY, THEN YOU MUST BE OKAY
08:53WITH BEING PLAYED.
08:55WHICH MEANS MAYBE THEN SHOW US A
08:57LITTLE GRACE.
08:58GIVE US A GRACE PERIOD.
09:00YOU GUYS COVERED UP A BRAIN DEAD
09:02PREZ WHILE ACCUSING THE OTHER
09:04GUY OF BEING HITLER FOR YEARS.
09:05SO HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND SLINK
09:07AWAY IN SHAME FOR A WHILE.
09:09GO TO REHAB.
09:10TRY TO GET DETOXIFIED OF ALL THAT
09:12TRUMP HATE AND THEN COME BACK
09:13AND WE MIGHT LET YOU BACK IN
09:15THE BAND.
09:17STOP ENTERTAINING.
09:19ALL RIGHT.
09:23STOP ENTERTAINING FANTASY.
09:25FACE THE FUTURE.
09:28IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
09:31AND UNLIKE TRUMP, IT'S DEADER
09:33THAN JOE BIDEN.
09:35LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUEST.
09:40HE'LL MAKE GOOD POINTS TILL THE
09:44SUN GOES DOWN BUT NOT AFTER.
09:46HOST OF THE BEN SHAPIRO SHOW AND
09:49AUTHOR OF LIONS AND SCAVENGERS,
09:51THE TRUE STORY OF AMERICA, BEN
09:53SHAPIRO.
09:55HE WAS CONCEIVED IN THE 1960s
09:59JUST LIKE HIS ACT.
10:01COMEDIAN RICH VOSS.
10:06THEY CALL HER A MILF.
10:08MOSTLY INTELLIGENT.
10:09LIKES FRAPPACHINOS.
10:10NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING
10:11AUTHOR AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
10:12CATCHUM.
10:14AND HE REFERS TO THE GREAT
10:16LAKES AS JUST THE LAKES.
10:18NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING
10:19AUTHOR AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
10:20CATCHUM.
10:21NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING
10:22AUTHOR, COMEDIAN AND FORMER
10:23NWA WORLD CHEMPION.
10:24BEN, CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK,
10:31LIONS AND SCAVENGERS THE TRUE
10:33STORY OF AMERICA.
10:34AT WHAT PAGE DO YOU MENTION
10:35ME?
10:36HERE IT IS.
10:38HERE IT IS.
10:39WHEN GREG TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT I
10:41WAS SURPRISED.
10:42WHY DOES HE HIDE SUCH A BODY?
10:45IF ONLY AMERICA COULD SEE WHAT
10:47I'M SEEING NOW, THEY WOULD
10:49QUESTION ALL THEIR INSTITUTIONS.
10:50WOW.
10:52THANK YOU.
10:53THAT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.
10:54ALL RIGHT.
10:55WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS MODEL.
10:56WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS.
10:58IT'S NOT EVEN A CONSPIRACY
11:00BECAUSE IT'S SO MANUFACTURED.
11:02THEY DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.
11:04AND YOU LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE,
11:05LIKE HOW DOES JEN PSAKI DO
11:07HER SHOW?
11:08DOES SHE THINK THAT WE ALL HAVE
11:09COLLECTIVE AMNESIA?
11:10I THINK THEY'RE SO ADDICTED TO
11:12TRUMP.
11:13LIKE HUNTER BIDEN WITH PARMESAN
11:14CHEESE.
11:15THEY WILL TAKE ANY SUBSTITUTE
11:17FOR THE ACTUAL DRUG.
11:18AND SO THE HIGH OF MAYBE HE'S
11:20DEAD IN THE 11 MINUTES WHEN
11:21HE'S NOT TWEETING.
11:22I MEAN, HE'S THE MOST
11:23UBIQUITOUS PRESIDENT IN
11:24AMERICAN HISTORY.
11:25LEGITIMATELY, IF HE GOES
11:26MISSING FOR MORE THAN ABOUT 30
11:27SECONDS FROM YOUR FEED OR
11:29FROM TRUTH SOCIAL OR FROM
11:30YOUR TV, YOU'RE LIKE, WHERE
11:31DID HE GO?
11:32MAYBE HE'S DEAD.
11:33THEY GET VERY, VERY, VERY
11:34EXCITED.
11:35YOU KNOW, THEY GET HIGH IN
11:37THEIR OWN SUPPLY.
11:38IT'S WEIRD.
11:39I THOUGHT WATCHING COLBERT
11:40REACT TO HIS AUDIENCE AS THOUGH
11:42HE DIDN'T PARTICIPATE OR CAUSE
11:44THEIR RESPONSE.
11:45YES.
11:46AND THEN TRYING TO BUY IT BACK
11:47BECAUSE THE SECRET SERVICE
11:48WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE.
11:49WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN
11:50DELICIOUS.
11:51AND TRUMP MIGHT DO THAT,
11:52BY THE WAY.
11:53I WOULD.
11:54RICH, MANY PEOPLE OFTEN
11:55ASSUME YOU'RE DEAD.
11:56WELL, I'M DEAD INSIDE.
12:03YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO READ
12:04ONLINE.
12:05BECAUSE I HEAR IT, YOU KNOW,
12:07YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
12:08YOUR CAREER IS DEAD.
12:10BEFORE SEX, MY WIFE SAYS,
12:12I'M GOING TO RETEND I'M DEAD.
12:15IT'S JUST, I'M NOT GETTING
12:19GREEDY.
12:20THAT WAS IT.
12:21NO, THAT'S IT.
12:22THAT'S IT.
12:23THAT'S IT.
12:27THAT'S IT.
12:28ARE YOU SAVING ALL YOUR ENERGY?
12:30ARE YOU SAVING ALL YOUR ENERGY
12:32FOR THE JEWISH BLOCK?
12:33FIRST OF ALL, FIRST OF ALL,
12:35I'M GOING TO OUTJUE HIM.
12:36POSSIBLE.
12:37NOT POSSIBLE.
12:38TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF JEWS.
12:39REALLY?
12:40WHAT KIND OF JEW ARE YOU?
12:41WELL, I DON'T PUT CHEESE ON
12:43MY PORK.
12:45THAT'S IT.
12:46HE GETS IT.
12:49IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A BLACK
12:51JEW?
12:52I DIDN'T SAY FRIED PORK.
12:56SHOULD WE STOP HERE AND MOVE ON?
12:59YOU HAVE OFFERED NO OPINION ON
13:00THIS.
13:01WHAT KIND OF JEW AM I?
13:02A PROUD ONE.
13:03YES.
13:10SO, KAT, WE HAD A LOT OF EXAMPLES
13:13OF PEOPLE IN THERE SAYING STUFF.
13:15WHAT BOTHERS YOU OR INTERESTED
13:17YOU THE MOST?
13:18SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T PLAY, BUT
13:20IT WAS WHAT JEN SACKY SAID.
13:21SHE SAID, YOU REALLY CAN'T MAKE
13:23THIS STUFF UP SOMETIMES.
13:27AND SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT OTHER
13:29PEOPLE.
13:31MAYBE, I'VE NEVER FELT THAT I'M
13:33NOT BOLD ENOUGH.
13:34BUT AFTER WATCHING THAT I'M LIKE
13:36MAYBE I'M NOT BOLD ENOUGH.
13:37MAYBE I ACTUALLY HAVE TOO MUCH
13:41SHAME.
13:42BECAUSE TO BE THE PRESS SECRETARY
13:44FOR THIS GUY WHO'S WANDERING OFF
13:46AND CLEARLY NOT OKAY AND BEING
13:47LIKE, HE'S FINE.
13:48IF THAT WERE MY SHOW, I'D BE
13:51LIKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD SKIP THIS
13:52TOPIC.
13:53EXACTLY.
13:54MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD TOPIC
13:55FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT AT LENGTH.
13:57YES.
13:58GIVEN MY VERY RECENT HISTORY OF
14:01BEING INVOLVED IN SOMETHING
14:03INSANE.
14:04YEAH.
14:05THAT PEOPLE CAN POINT TO WHEN
14:06THEY WATCH ME TALKING ABOUT
14:07THIS.
14:08YES.
14:09AND IT'S THE SAME THING WITH A
14:11FORMER BIDEN AID ACCUSING TRUMP
14:13OF NOT BEING TRANSPARENT.
14:15YOU'RE A FORMER BIDEN AID.
14:17YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT.
14:19YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT PROBABLY
14:20EVER.
14:21CERTAINLY NOT NOW.
14:23THIS IS VERY, VERY RECENT.
14:25I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT
14:27AIRD AND YOU KNOW, GOES THROUGH
14:29EDITS.
14:30IT TAKES A WHILE FOR SOMETHING TO
14:31GET ON TV.
14:32THERE'S PROBABLY OTHER TOPICS IN
14:33THE NEWS THAT SHE WAS MADE BUT
14:34SHE WAS LIKE, THIS IS THE ONE
14:35WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH?
14:36THERE'S NO PRODUCER THAT CAME
14:37UP TO HER AND SAID, DO YOU
14:39REMEMBER YOUR PAST?
14:40YEAH.
14:41BECAUSE I LIKE.
14:42YOUR PAST, YOUR JOB.
14:43YES.
14:44IT WASN'T JUST LIKE A DAY.
14:45NO.
14:46IT WAS THE GIG.
14:47YEAH.
14:48IT'S LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE,
14:50IT WOULD BE LIKE OJ'S AGENT
14:52NOT TELLING HIM, DON'T GO TO THE
14:54KNIFE SHOW.
14:55IT WOULD BE JUST ONE NIGHT.
14:59BUT EVEN THAT WOULD BE JUST ONE
15:02NIGHT.
15:03YES.
15:04SHE WAS COVERING FOR HIM EVERY
15:06SINGLE DAY.
15:07THAT WAS HER JOB.
15:08TYRUS, DO YOU WANT TO TALK
15:10ABOUT TIM WALT AND WHY?
15:12I MEAN, THE DEMOCRATS.
15:14WHAT?
15:15THE DEMOCRATS INSERTED THAT MAN
15:17INTO OUR LIVES.
15:18I WISH I'D NEVER KNOWN THIS THING
15:20EXISTED.
15:21I THINK WE SHOULD SUE THEM FOR
15:24ASSAULT.
15:25YES.
15:27FIRST OF ALL, HE'S NOT FUNNY.
15:30YEAH.
15:31AND HE MAKES A JOKE LIKE EVERY GUY
15:34YOU EVER PUNCHED IN THE FACE WHO
15:36TALKED TO YOU TOO MUCH.
15:37I'M JUST SAYING.
15:38JUST SAYING.
15:39I'M JUST SAYING.
15:40BUT THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING.
15:41TIM WALT.
15:42HE'S NOBODY.
15:43YEAH.
15:44WHEN IT HAS HAPPENED AND YOU'RE JUST
15:47GLAZING THIS OVER.
15:49YES.
15:50THE PRESIDENT DIED.
15:51HE DID.
15:52AND THEN HE RESURRECTED IN TWO DAYS.
15:58YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
15:59YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT.
16:00YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
16:02YES.
16:03HE'S BEEN REBORN.
16:04YES.
16:05HE CAN RUN FOR TWO MORE TIMES.
16:07THAT IS, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
16:12HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT.
16:14HI.
16:15WELCOME BACK.
16:16HOW WAS IT?
16:17WAS THE GATES GOLDEN?
16:19I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK, A
16:22JEN PSAKI FLASHBACK WHEN SHE
16:23ANSWERED A REPORTER SAYING SHE
16:24WOULDN'T KNOW WHO TO ASK OR HAD
16:26TO FIGURE OUT WHO TO ASK ABOUT
16:27WHAT BIDEN'S OPINION OF THE
16:29SPACE PROGRAM WAS.
16:30COULDN'T ASK HIM.
16:32I LIKE THIS IDEA.
16:35TRUMP SHOULD SAY HE DID DIE.
16:37YEAH.
16:38BECAUSE HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
16:39FACT CHECK THAT?
16:40IT'S WITH THE LORD.
16:42YOU CAN.
16:43AND THAT TOTALLY, THAT MEANS
16:44HE CAN RUN AGAIN.
16:45AND AGAIN.
16:46AND THEN DIE TWO DAYS LATER
16:48AND RUN AGAIN.
16:49YES.
16:50AND HE CAN BE...
16:51THE PROBLEM IS WHEN HE WAS
16:52DEAD, HE AUTOMATICALLY BECAME
16:53A DEMOCRAT.
16:54YEAH.
16:55THAT'S...
16:56A DAD DUBO DEMOCRAT.
16:58AND HE CAN BE LIKE THE BEATLES
16:59GO, I'M BIGGER THAN JESUS.
17:01OKAY, RIGHT?
17:02HE CAME BACK.
17:03THANKS FOR THAT.
17:04AND TIM WALTZ...
17:05HOLD ON.
17:06SOME OF THESE I DO FOR ME.
17:07TIM WALTZ...
17:09TIM WALTZ...
17:10TIM WALTZ SAID,
17:11WELL, HE'S GOING TO DIE.
17:12YES.
17:13YOU KNOW, THANK YOU,
17:14NOSTRADAMIS.
17:15YOU KNOW.
17:16YEAH.
17:17RIGHT?
17:18WHO DO I TAKE TOMORROW NIGHT,
17:19THE COWBOYS OR THE EAGLES?
17:20THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
17:21WHY DID I COME BACK WITH THAT
17:23CRAP?
17:25BECAUSE IT MAKES US ALL HAPPY.
17:27WE FEEL A LITTLE BETTER
17:28WHEN YOU BOMB.
17:29I'M ONE FOR TWO.
17:31YOU'RE ONE FOR TWO.
17:32YOU'RE BATTING 500.
17:33UP NEXT, THE PREMIER OF THE GUTFELD QUIZ.
17:36THIS IS THE GUTFELD QUIZ.
17:44AND NOW YOUR HOST,
17:46BRAD PITT'S BUTT DOUBLE, GREG GUTFELD.
17:49THANK YOU.
17:50ALL RIGHT.
17:52IN THIS FIRST EVER GUTFELD QUIZ,
17:55WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A NAME AND
17:57VIEWERS WILL TRY TO GUESS WHO THE
17:58PERSON IS.
17:59TONIGHT THE NAME IS SPARKLE SUK NANAN.
18:04IS THIS PERSON, ONE, A LAS VEGAS
18:07STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR EROTIC USE OF
18:09AN ENDANGERED CACTUS.
18:11TWO, A CARTOON CHARACTER FROM THE
18:13LATEST SEQUEL TO MY LITTLE PONY.
18:15THREE, JOE MACKEY'S DRAG NAME.
18:18FOUR, A BIDEN APPOINTED JUDGE.
18:25THE CORRECT ANSWER, SPARKLE SUK NANAN,
18:28IS A BIDEN APPOINTED JUDGE.
18:31BORN IN TRINIDAD AND TOBACO, SPARKLE
18:33IS A D.C. DISTRICT JUDGE NOMINATED
18:35BY JOE LAST YEAR.
18:36SHE PREVIOUSLY SERVED IN THE DOJ'S
18:38CIVIL RIGHTS DECISION AS THE
18:40PRINCIPAL DEPUTY ASSISTANT AG.
18:42AND ON SUNDAY, SHE RULED AGAINST
18:44THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, BLOCKING
18:45THEM FROM RETURNING ILLEGAL CHILDREN
18:47BACK TO THEIR FAMILIES IN
18:49GUATAMALA.
18:50WHICH IS EVEN HARDER TO FIGURE OUT
18:52THAN THE FACT THAT WE HAVE A JUDGE
18:54WHOSE FIRST NAME IS SPARKLE.
18:56WHAT, WAS HE CONCEIVED IN A CAR
18:59WASH?
19:00AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T NAME HER HOT
19:02WAX.
19:04RICH, DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO OF THE
19:06MILITARY TAKING OUT THOSE
19:07TERRORISTS?
19:08UNBELIEVABLE.
19:09I MEAN, THEY WERE DRUG DEALERS.
19:10SO, OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS PROBABLY
19:12KILOS AND KILOS OF COCAINE OR DRUGS
19:14ON THE BOAT.
19:15SO, NOW, THE DRUG ADDIC HAS TO
19:17SUFFER, YOU KNOW.
19:19YOU KNOW, DEMAND.
19:21NOW, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY
19:23HIGHER PRICES FOR THEIR DRUGS.
19:25WHAT I'M SAYING IS, I'M ALMOST
19:28CLEAN FOR 40 YEARS, SO I DON'T
19:31HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT CRAP.
19:33YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
19:38YES.
19:39YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
19:40THAT, BUT YOU STILL DO.
19:41WELL, YEAH, A LITTLE.
19:42BUT I HAVE GAMBLING TO FALL BACK
19:43ON.
19:44AND HERE'S THE THING.
19:46I HAVE SEX WITHOUT CONDOMS.
19:48I, UH, JUST BLOW UP THE POPPY
19:51FIELDS.
19:52WHY GO AFTER A BOAT?
19:53JUST GO AFTER THE POPPY FIELDS.
19:55BECAUSE THIS IS A MESSAGE.
19:57THIS IS A NICE MESSAGE TO ALL
19:59THE DRUG DEALERS THAT TREND
20:01DEALERS WONDERING MAYBE I SHOULD
20:04PICK ANOTHER CAREER.
20:05WHAT, THEY'RE GOING TO WORK AT
20:08RITA'S?
20:09WHAT'S RITA'S?
20:10IT'S AN ICE CREAM PLACE.
20:12JESUS CHRIST, THE BEATLES SAID
20:15THEY WERE BIGGER THAN JESUS AND
20:17RITA'S IS AN ICE CREAM PLACE.
20:18THAT'S THE JOKE.
20:19THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
20:20THEY'RE TERRORISTS, THEY'RE
20:22DRUG DEALERS.
20:23YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FROM
20:25SELLING DRUGS TO HOSTING A
20:28LATE-NIGHT SHOW.
20:29YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
20:31YEAH, THAT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE.
20:32YEP.
20:33YEP.
20:34YEP.
20:35KAT, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS
20:38JUDGE?
20:39BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU'RE TRYING TO
20:42REUNITE THESE KIDS BACK WITH
20:43THEIR FAMILIES AND NOW THEY
20:44DON'T LIKE THAT.
20:46I THOUGHT THAT THIS STORY AND
20:49WATCHING HOW IT KIND OF ALL
20:51PLAYED OUT WAS REALLY JUST KIND
20:53OF SHOWED EVERYTHING THAT'S
20:54WRONG WITH MEDIA IN GENERAL AND
20:56WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS
20:59COUNTRY END UP HATING EACH OTHER
21:00BECAUSE I JUST SEARCHED THE
21:01STORIES SO I COULD SEE THE
21:02DIFFERENT HEADLINES, WHICH I
21:03REALLY LIKE TO DO.
21:04AND THERE WAS HEADLINES THAT
21:05SAID, JUDGE BLOCKS, AS YOU
21:06SAID, REUNIFICATION WITH
21:07FAMILY.
21:08AND THEN THERE WAS HEADLINES
21:09THAT SAYS, JUDGE BLOCKS THE
21:11DEPORTATION OF CHILDREN.
21:12RIGHT.
21:13WITHOUT ANY MENTION OF THE FACT
21:14THAT THEY'RE IN A COMPANY,
21:15THAT THEIR FAMILIES ARE
21:16ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
21:17BOTH ARE TECHNICALLY TRUE.
21:20BOTH PAINT A VERY DIFFERENT
21:22PICTURE OF THE SITUATION.
21:23YES.
21:24AND WE ALL LIVE IN A TIME NOW
21:25WHERE A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST
21:26KIND OF SCROLL SOCIAL MEDIA.
21:28THEY DON'T BOTHER TO CLICK.
21:29THEY'LL JUST SEE A HEADLINE
21:30AND GO, OH.
21:31AND THEY GET ALL WORKED UP
21:32ABOUT A HEADLINE WITHOUT EVEN
21:33READING THE FULL STORY.
21:34AND PEOPLE HAVE ENTIRE
21:35WORLD VIEWS THAT ARE BUILT ONLY
21:37ON COLLECTIONS OF HEADLINES.
21:38YES.
21:39AND IT'S JUST REALLY VERY RARELY
21:42TO GET THAT CLEAR OF AN
21:43ILLUSTRATION.
21:44YOU SEE THE SAME STORY ALL
21:47THESE HEADLINES NEXT TO EACH
21:48OTHER.
21:49YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
21:50TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING
21:51BUT THEY ARE.
21:52YEAH.
21:53THE THING IS, THOUGH, WHEN
21:54THEY SAY THEY'RE DEPORTING
21:55KIDS, THERE'S JUST ONE MORE
21:56NEXT STEP.
21:57AND YOU GO, WELL, WHERE TO AND
21:58WHO?
21:59AND IT'S LIKE, OH, BACK TO THEIR
22:00PARENTS.
22:01THAT WOULD MAKE THE HEADLINE.
22:02YES, EXACTLY.
22:03SO, TYRUS, HOW DO YOU FEEL
22:05ABOUT TRUMP TAKING OUT THOSE
22:07NARCO TERRORISTS?
22:08SO, ONE, I WAS A LITTLE, I
22:10FELT BAD ABOUT THE
22:11HOW, WITH A BOAT THAT SMALL,
22:13WITH THAT MANY POUNDS OF DRUGS,
22:15DID YOU GET 11 HISPANICS ON
22:16THERE?
22:17YEAH.
22:18LIKE, IT'S JUST, I'M SO TIRED
22:19OF THOSE JOKES.
22:20YES.
22:21THE OTHER THING I WANTED TO
22:22KNOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR
22:23THE MISSILES BEFORE THEY'RE
22:24COMING.
22:25YEAH.
22:26I WONDER HOW MANY GUYS IN
22:27THE BOAT WERE LIKE, F***,
22:29WE'RE GOING OUT.
22:30YOU KNOW, AND JUST, LIKE,
22:31TAKE, LIKE, HEY, IF WE
22:33TAKE ENOUGH OF THIS, WE'LL
22:34BE FIREPROOF, AND THEN WE
22:35CAN RUN ON THE WATER.
22:36WE CAN MAKE IT.
22:37YOU KNOW?
22:38BUT, LOOK AT THAT BOAT.
22:41ONE WOULD USUALLY TAKE ONE
22:43BUDDY WITH HIM AND FISH FOR
22:44BASS IN A SMALL LAKE.
22:46YEAH.
22:47THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS IS WHAT
22:49THEY'RE REDUCING THEM TO.
22:51LITTLE TINY BOATS.
22:52THERE'S NO LONGER FANCY
22:53YACHTS WHERE THEY'RE PARTYING
22:54ACROSS THE THING.
22:55THEY CONVINCED 11 UNLUCKY
22:57BASTARDS TO GET IN A CANOE
22:59AND GO WITH AS MUCH DRUGS AS
23:01THEY CAN TO YOUR, YOU KNOW,
23:05THE ADDICTS ARE WAITING.
23:07AND THEY JUST BLEW HIM UP.
23:10DO YOU THINK THEY WERE
23:11ARGUING OVER WHO GOT TO BLEW
23:12IT UP?
23:13BECAUSE YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE
23:14MISSLE FOR THAT.
23:15ACTUALLY I THINK THE MISSLE
23:16COSTS MORE THAN THE BOAT AND
23:17THE DRUG LOAD ALL TOGETHER.
23:18YEAH.
23:19I THINK THEY COULD HAVE SAVED A
23:20LOT OF MONEY AND USED HARSE
23:21LANGUAGE AND A SLING SHOT.
23:22YEAH.
23:23YOU KNOW, RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
23:25UNDERNEATH THAT IN THE OCEAN
23:27THERE'S LIKE 30 SHARKS TALKING
23:28ABOUT THEIR SCREENPLAYS.
23:29BEN, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY GOING
23:32TO BE, IT'S ALREADY STARTING,
23:34PEOPLE ASKING, WERE THESE
23:35GUYS REALLY TERRORISTS?
23:36YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE YOU SEE
23:38THE MARYLAND DAD REPLAY, LIKE,
23:40WHO WERE THESE MEN?
23:41THEY WERE ALL DOCTORS.
23:42THEY WERE ALL DOCTORS.
23:43WITHOUT BOARDERS.
23:44DOCTORS AND JOURNALISTS.
23:45EXACTLY.
23:46AND WHAT I DO KIND OF LOVE IS
23:48THE WILD DISPROPORTION OF IT.
23:50YEAH.
23:51THAT BOAT IS LEGITIMATELY,
23:52IT MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIT IN THE
23:53BATHTUB.
23:54YEAH.
23:55AND IT IS FILLED WITH COCAINE
23:56AND PRESUMABLY THERE MIGHT,
23:58YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO, LIKE,
23:59SHOOT IT AND JUST PUT A HOLE
24:00IN IT.
24:01NO.
24:02AND WE'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW
24:03WHAT, WE'RE HITTING WITH A
24:04HELLFIRE MISSILLE.
24:05YEAH.
24:06LIKE AN ATOMIC WEAPON.
24:07YEAH.
24:08JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN,
24:09JUST TO SHOW THEM, NO,
24:10THERE WILL BE NO MORE OF THIS.
24:11WE'RE JUST GOING TO NUKE THIS
24:12JOB.
24:13THAT SAVES A TON OF LIVES.
24:14NOT JUST FROM THE DRUGS, BUT
24:15FROM OTHER TRAFFICKERS WHO
24:16AREN'T GOING TO TAKE THAT JOB.
24:18BECAUSE THAT COULD HAPPEN TO
24:19YOU.
24:20I'M JUST GOING TO FILE THAT
24:21ONE UNDER DIED OF OVERDOSE.
24:22YEAH.
24:23YEAH.
24:24CAN YOU IMAGINE THE GUYS ON
24:25THE SHIP?
24:26ALL RIGHT, SHIP TWO.
24:27YEAH.
24:28OH, NOT GOING.
24:29YEAH.
24:30NOW, THEY'RE ALL GOING.
24:32THEY'RE ALL WISHING THEY WENT
24:33TO CAREER DAY.
24:35SO DO I.
24:38YES.
24:39THEY DON'T HAVE COMEDIAN AT
24:44CAREER DAY.
24:45I KNOW.
24:46THERE'S JUST YOU STANDING
24:47BIND A LITTLE TAIT DESK.
24:50PEOPLE WALK BY AND GO, OH,
24:51YEAH.
24:52TAKE YOUR CARD.
24:54ALL RIGHT.
24:55UP NEXT, ANOTHER COLD PLAY
24:56FIASCO.
25:00YOU'RE WATCHING THE CHOSEN
25:01SOURCE FOR NEWS.
25:03THIS IS HEADLINE JEWS.
25:06THE CHOSEN.
25:13IN THE LATEST HEADLINE JEWS,
25:16COLD PLAY HUMILIATES SOME
25:17HEBREWS.
25:18WE DEBATE CHRIS MARTIN'S LATEST
25:19CONTROVERSY WITH ACTUAL
25:21JEWS ON THE SET.
25:23THE COLD PLAY SINGER RIPPED
25:24FOR HUMILIATING JEWISH FANS
25:25ON STAGE.
25:26ROLL IT, ELI.
25:28BYE.
25:29WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
25:30TODAY?
25:31FROM ISRAEL?
25:32OK, WELL, WELL.
25:33OK, WELL, LISTEN.
25:35I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.
25:38I'M VERY GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE
25:39HERE AS HUMANS, AND I'M
25:41TREATING YOU AS EQUAL
25:42HUMANS ON EARTH, REGARDLESS
25:43OF WHERE YOU COME FROM
25:44OR DON'T COME FROM.
25:45THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
25:46WE'RE GRATEFUL, AND THANK YOU
25:47FOR BEING LOVING AND KIND.
25:49OK, I'M WRITING A SIGN.
25:52AND, ALTHOUGH IT'S
25:54CONTROVERSIAL, MAYBE, I
25:55ALSO WANT TO WELCOME PEOPLE
25:56IN THE AUDIENCE FROM
25:58PALESTINE, BECAUSE WE
25:59HAVE A BELIEF THAT WE'RE
26:02A BELIEF OF HUMAN.
26:04Hmm.
26:05FAIR ENOUGH.
26:06BUT COME ON, CHRIS, THOSE
26:07FANS WENT TO ENJOY A CONCERT,
26:09NOT TO BE PAWNS WHILE YOU
26:11PANDER TO THE MOB.
26:12AT LEAST HE DIDN'T INVITE
26:13BLACKS UP ON STAGE.
26:14HE'D BE EMBARRASSED WHEN
26:15HE COULDN'T FIND ANY.
26:17AND I WISH I COULD REFERENCE
26:19A COLD PLAY SONG, BUT I
26:20HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE
26:21DENTIST IN A WHILE.
26:23BUT, LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE
26:25TO BE JEWISH.
26:26TO KNOW THIS WASN'T KOSHER.
26:28I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF
26:29ON-STAGE ABUSE SINCE
26:30MOTLEY CRUH ASKED THEIR
26:31AMISH FANS TO SHOW US YOUR
26:32TITS.
26:34SO LET'S GO TO THE
26:37JEWS ON THE PANEL.
26:39TYRUS!
26:40TYRUS!
26:53TYRUS!
26:54TYRUS!
26:55TYRUS, COME TO THIS SIDE.
26:57SHOULD HE STOP BOTHERING
26:58PEOPLE AT HIS show?
27:00ISN'T IT THE PROBLEM?
27:02There was no reason for this.
27:05There was absolutely no reason for this.
27:10Hey, where are you from?
27:11Nice.
27:11Thanks for coming to the show.
27:13Next.
27:14Yes.
27:14It was, what are you doing?
27:17Like, this makes no sense.
27:19And again, you can't be pissed off at Israel for f***ing offending themselves.
27:26Yeah.
27:29It has nothing to do with religion.
27:33This is not a religion thing.
27:35Yeah.
27:35This is a human being thing.
27:37October 7th, you decided to invade the wrong country.
27:41Yeah.
27:42And by all means, they have every right to stamp every one of you out from existence.
27:46You started this party.
27:48You just started it with the wrong group.
27:50He's wrong for that.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Kat, first you got the kiss cam.
27:55Yeah.
27:56And now you got this.
27:57Should people just stay away from Coldplay concerts?
27:59Yeah.
27:59Yes.
28:00Yeah.
28:00If you can't be from Israel and you can't have an affair, why go?
28:08Who's supposed to attend these anyway?
28:10Who's left?
28:11Who's left?
28:12Yes.
28:13I mean, but those kiss cam people, by the way, could have gotten away with it if they would
28:17have just kept touching each other.
28:18Yes.
28:18It was the fact that they were like, oh!
28:21Yeah.
28:21That's what made it noticeable.
28:23Mm-hmm.
28:24Gosh.
28:24I mean, yeah, he could have just been like, from Israel.
28:28Okay.
28:29Yeah.
28:29How about that?
28:30Yeah.
28:30How about that?
28:31Wow, that's far.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:33You came a long way.
28:35Yes.
28:36It's because he tried to do this thing with them, which was, it was, it was very, it was
28:41very, very strange to watch.
28:43Mm-hmm.
28:44People from Israel are people, like, from anywhere else.
28:48Yeah.
28:48So they're individuals.
28:50Yeah.
28:50You know?
28:51I don't know what.
28:52He was trying to, like, project all this stuff.
28:54And they were just like, hey, man, we're just, like, here to enjoy some music.
28:57And now they're the center of this whole huge thing.
28:59Yeah.
28:59Which keeps happening to people who go to Coldplay concerts.
29:02Exactly.
29:05Ben, I don't know if people know this about Ben, but you're Jewish.
29:10You know, what is your take on this?
29:13Well, I mean, first of all, it was, like, the second worst thing that happened to them.
29:15They wore at a Coldplay concert.
29:17Yeah, that's true.
29:17They had to listen to Coldplay songs.
29:19So that's pretty terrible.
29:21But, I mean, really what's happening there is that Chris Martin, I mean, first, again,
29:25second stupidest thing that he's done now is married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
29:29So, but aside from that, the sort of unease that he feels when he just says Israel and
29:35the crowd boos means he immediately has to revert to, okay, now I have to make a geopolitical
29:40statement where I call out the people from the Palestinian areas, from Palestine.
29:45And he feels the necessity to do that because the liberal mind cannot comprehend the idea
29:49that perhaps these are just human beings from a different country.
29:52He never would have done the reverse.
29:53If these had been people from the Gaza Strip, he would not have said, and also a shout out
29:57to all of my fans in the crowd from Israel, he never would have done it, right?
30:01Which demonstrates why he's doing it.
30:03He's doing it because there are too many members of his crowd who really, really hate Israel,
30:07who really hate Israel, which is why he was doing it.
30:09Yeah.
30:09You know?
30:10Yes, Rich?
30:11It's funny because two weeks ago at my show, there were two girls in the front row, and
30:16I brought them on stage, and one was Jewish and one was Palestinian.
30:21And the Palestinian girl was beautiful, hot.
30:25And I told her, I go, look, I'd sleep with you, but I'd blow your house up after it.
30:32And we left together.
30:35Oh, that's beautiful.
30:37You know, you are really a romantic at heart.
30:39That's what they tell me.
30:40Yes, that is so nice.
30:42All right.
30:42Thank you for that.
30:44That's your contribution?
30:45Yeah.
30:45He doesn't even try in the Jewish segment.
30:51That's what you went with?
30:52What?
30:53I can't out-Jew what he just said, so I got to say something.
30:57Wait a minute.
30:57I out-Jewed you, and I wasn't trying.
31:02Okay, so you did, so I won't raise your rent.
31:11That's a shot at you.
31:12Oh, you kids.
31:16All right, coming up, England, where free speech goes to die.
31:22A story in five words.
31:27Irish comic busted for post, cat.
31:30Comedian and writer Graham Linehan was arrested by armed police in London over social media
31:35posts criticizing trans.
31:37He's out on bail.
31:38And the prime minister said he believes in free speech all of a sudden.
31:42What is your take on this issue?
31:45Yeah, I mean, of course, this is what's going to happen.
31:47Yeah.
31:47If you don't have free speech, this is what ends up happening every time, 100% of the time,
31:52which is why it's something I'm so passionate about, regardless of how hateful the speech
31:56is, and even if it's directed at me or about something I really care about, I'd rather have
32:01that be legally allowed than seeing people being arrested at the airport, even if you're
32:07a comedian, it doesn't matter.
32:10Because once you give the government that power, they can decide what does and doesn't
32:14count.
32:14Yeah.
32:14And you know, it kills me, Ben, when you think about the rape gangs and the sex trafficking
32:21in England, they were going after the victims.
32:23The authorities were going after the victims before they were going after the actual villains.
32:27I mean, they will import literally tens of thousands of people from areas of the globe
32:31that hate free speech.
32:32No problem.
32:33Let's ship them right in, which is why you're seeing Nigel Farage do so well in the polls
32:36over there.
32:37But this guy, he comes home and they arrest him for bad tweets.
32:40There's only one thing we can do.
32:40We must deport Prince Harry.
32:42Yes.
32:42It is the only way.
32:43He must go.
32:44Do we also deport his balls?
32:48Yeah.
32:49I assume you're talking about Meghan Markle.
32:51She's got him in his purse.
32:54All right.
32:54You really want him to talk?
32:56Look at his teeth.
32:57Yeah.
33:00That's your take?
33:01No, I have a better take.
33:03Okay.
33:03No, my take is, listen, America, free speech, the things I say on stage, you know, someone
33:11in the order, nice tits.
33:12I can't say that at Apple.
33:13I would get fired if I, oh, we're going to go over the iPhone 16, nice tits.
33:18Be my last day at Apple.
33:20You see what I'm saying?
33:21I think so.
33:25What I'm saying is I'm very pro-free speech.
33:28Yes.
33:29But you're only pro-free speech if it allows you to say nice tits.
33:32Well, I can't say that around the house.
33:39So, Tyrus, I think about, I think about.
33:42Hold on.
33:42Hold on.
33:43Are you sure you want that to go with that?
33:48She doesn't watch.
33:50Think about if Trump had lost and the direction our country was going, it's almost as though
33:55England was a mirror of our future.
33:58I was just trying to figure out how bad was the joke he told.
34:01No, he said, I think he said, trans women are violent.
34:06Yeah, that joke sucks.
34:08I get it now.
34:09I think what you see it and what you were trying to get at, would we ever see that here in America?
34:18I think we saw it not in the sense where they'd lock you up, but they would destroy your life.
34:22Right.
34:23They would use social media as the jailer.
34:26And your sentence would be complete excommunication from whatever.
34:29So, we have had it here and it took a long time.
34:33It's sad because London, England, that area, I used to go over there every year.
34:37I was very popular there as a wrestler and stuff.
34:40There's no Tyrus going to London tours anytime soon.
34:42As soon as I stepped out the plane, my black ass would get arrested.
34:45So, I'm not going.
34:46Because I would never not say what I thought.
34:50Yeah.
34:51You know, because I'm just spoiled.
34:52Because here, you do run risks of being canceled socially.
34:57Jobs too.
34:58Yeah, but luckily I worked in a place that everyone was already canceled.
35:01Yeah.
35:03So, we were all like, hey, we all don't exist together.
35:07Yes.
35:08So, I think that's the part that just makes you cringe.
35:12It's like, what is next?
35:14What are you going to take away next?
35:15You know, the next thing is, oh, we're going to take away, it's going to go from speech
35:18to skin color.
35:19Well, the whites have been doing well in London for too long.
35:22So, we're going to put them in camps and let everyone, like, it happens that quick.
35:26It is just amazing, though, that, like, as that's happening there, we're going in such
35:31the opposite direction.
35:33Trump has basically opened everything up where you can say whatever the F you want, even F.
35:39And it's like, you know, it's accepted now that you can actually speak your mind.
35:45Yeah, but there's certain, like, you say certain things to a 25-year-old, she's going
35:50to start crying.
35:51Yeah.
35:52You know what I mean?
35:52There's certain things you can't say.
35:54Like, you go on the road, the clubs outside of the big cities, you could say almost anything.
36:01Yeah.
36:02Those are real people out there.
36:03I'm telling you, you go inside the city and there's some, you know, she's got purple hair
36:08or he's got, you say something, oh, and they'll cry.
36:12Yeah.
36:12You know what I'm saying?
36:13And I'm being serious now.
36:15That's my take.
36:16But when she's crying, are you looking at her tits?
36:20That's true.
36:22That's true.
36:22I talk to the tits.
36:25All right.
36:26We must move on.
36:27What's up with old white protesters anyway?
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36:49Every Friday, America's original extremes.
36:52Today, why are protesters so damn old these days?
36:57This video is from Asheville, North Carolina.
37:00You should check it out.
37:01They're almost entirely white, aging baby boomers.
37:06They took to the streets in a so-called workers over billionaires march.
37:11We see this, Ben, in front of Fox, too.
37:13They're just like walkers and they're alone.
37:18Don't they have like grandkids or don't they have things to do?
37:21I think we're getting this wrong.
37:22That's just what liberals look like when they're 20.
37:24You might be right.
37:31Eganism does bad things to you.
37:32It does.
37:33It does.
37:33And also just the constant just.
37:36You suck on a lemon long enough.
37:38Yes.
37:38Yes.
37:38You just implode as a human being.
37:41So rich.
37:42Oh, God.
37:43Yes.
37:44What do you think is the reason for?
37:46Do you think they're all getting paid and they have nothing to do?
37:49Well, no, these ones aren't getting paid.
37:50They're getting paid at Columbia and Harvard and those places.
37:53Those guys are getting paid.
37:55They just have nothing.
37:56You know, they're protesting billionaires, which after I win Powerball tonight, they're
38:01going to be protesting me.
38:02You see what I'm saying?
38:03But they have nothing.
38:04What do they do?
38:05You know what they should be protesting in Nashville?
38:07Where is FEMA?
38:09Who's going to fix our houses from the floods?
38:11Who's going to take care of us?
38:13Not billionaires.
38:14That's who they should be protesting.
38:16The administration that was in office when those houses were ruined from the fires or
38:23floods or whatever.
38:23I don't really know.
38:24Something happened.
38:25Something did happen.
38:27Thank you for your polished reporting.
38:32Kat, do you ever walk into Fox when you see the it's like every Tuesday?
38:37Yes.
38:38And it's the same 10 people.
38:39Yes.
38:40And I'm kind of happy for them when I see them.
38:42I'm like, these are some long lasting, strong friendships.
38:45I don't see my friends once a week, but they do.
38:48And they probably get lunch after.
38:49And I'm like, hey, guys, hope you're having a nice afternoon.
38:51Do you ever see their signs?
38:52How great they are?
38:53Oh, yeah.
38:53They have our pictures.
38:54The same signs.
38:55They can extend the hang if they create new signs also.
38:58But they won't.
38:59They won't.
39:00Tyrus, what do you think is going on here?
39:04Is this some kind of like it's just weird.
39:06It's like, were these people always protesters?
39:09Like, and they just aged.
39:10They're aging towards the light.
39:12They probably were in the 70s.
39:13And this probably reminds them of that, maybe.
39:15Or the home just has really interesting extracurricular activities.
39:21We're going to go protest.
39:22And they can't protest millionaires because Bernie is one.
39:27So they had it.
39:28Remember, it used to be the millionaires, the millionaires.
39:30And then he became a millionaire.
39:31Now it's the billionaires.
39:33How many are there?
39:33A couple thousand?
39:34I don't know.
39:35I went to a BLM march.
39:37I mean, well, I went to sell wings, but I still went.
39:43I'm not even looking at Tyrus.
39:47No, I'm pissed because I bought wings from him.
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