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00:00I don't know.
00:30Not smothering.
00:53She was intolerable, sensible, straight A's, dead nice.
01:03First one of us to go to uni, fancy career.
01:06Couldn't believe it when she moved back home.
01:09I still don't fully get why a grown-ass woman wants to wear wigs in a garage,
01:12but she just needs patience, I reckon, understanding.
01:16How do I do that?
01:17Maybe it's just space.
01:19Giving her the permission to feel the things that she's feeling.
01:22I just feel like she's going backwards.
01:24Well, her wobble isn't her fault.
01:26But while she's wobbling, she sees the right people around her.
01:29People who care.
01:30OK.
01:33It's pissing me off now.
01:35Scared us off to death, acting like one flew over the cuckoo tree,
01:38and then locking herself in the garage for a week,
01:39like Joan, Aunt Jane, a bloody fonder.
01:42Jesus Christ, when did she sneak back in?
01:45Mum, I'm just going to go and speak with her.
01:46No, Isabel.
01:47No, don't, because she thinks we can't mind our own business.
01:50Isabel.
01:52Why are you doing that?
02:07Mum's been reading about you lot.
02:10You lot?
02:12She's been researching brain foods, foods that heal the brain.
02:15Right.
02:16What are they?
02:17Pumpkin seeds.
02:19OK.
02:19She's had a lot of revelations while you've been away.
02:23I've been in the garage.
02:24At one point, she thought you needed an exorcism.
02:26Next day, she was listening to seven hours of Brené Brown staring greatly.
02:31What have you been watching in there?
02:33Well, I started with dog day.
02:34No, I don't actually care.
02:37You slammed a door.
02:40Yep.
02:41You've never slammed a door.
02:43Sorry.
02:43No, I liked it.
02:48Maybe just feel it, Eve's.
02:51Feel what?
02:52Whatever it is you keep pegging it away from, I don't know.
02:55I'm not smothering.
02:58I'm just wondering why you're not setting up.
03:02Because it's Noah's last week, isn't it?
03:04His last film club tonight.
03:06It's done, Mum.
03:06It's not done, Evie.
03:08No, it is.
03:09You're right.
03:09I need to grow up.
03:12Where did your little head go in there?
03:13Well, what did you watch?
03:17All your faves?
03:19Fucking hell!
03:20Whoa, sorry!
03:20What are you doing here?
03:22I'm sorry, Suze.
03:23Sorry, yeah, I'm...
03:24Well, I'm helping little one with all the shite.
03:26A shite?
03:27What?
03:27Shite stuff.
03:29Mm-hmm.
03:32So how are my girls doing?
03:34Women.
03:34What?
03:35We're not girls, are we, Josh?
03:37We're women.
03:37Yeah, but you're my girls, aren't you?
03:41Mum, can you give us five minutes?
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:46That was a treat for you on the kitchen counter, Suze.
03:48Mm-hmm.
03:54Just gonna grab them, the bee bags.
03:57Yep.
04:00Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.
04:03What?
04:04Don't believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth.
04:08Smiling assassin.
04:09I was dead worried, babe.
04:24All I did was lock myself in the garage for a week.
04:26Yeah, but I thought that I'd done something wrong.
04:28No.
04:29No, you haven't done anything wrong.
04:31Okay.
04:32It's me.
04:33I need to get a grip.
04:34What do you mean?
04:35Mum had a ten-year-old and a seven-year-old when she was my age.
04:39I'm pathetic.
04:41I wasn't always like this, you know.
04:43I was helpful.
04:44I was useful.
04:45You are perfect.
04:47Exactly how you are.
04:50Why are you so patient?
04:51Because I get it.
04:53I get you.
04:56I'm not functioning.
04:57I can function for both of us.
05:01I'd quite like to function.
05:03I've got a function for two.
05:06I know you do.
05:07I just think I want to know what I want and things like that.
05:13Because I used to know.
05:15Okay.
05:16But I kind of know what you want for you.
05:18Because I'm like the Evie Whisperer.
05:22What do I want?
05:25You want a snug?
05:36Thanks.
05:37Are you taking this?
06:02Object?
06:05No.
06:07Yes.
06:10Okay, now I'm...
06:11Listen, I didn't know what was happening with Film Club tonight.
06:18I wasn't sure it would be on.
06:20So, I have swapped shifts with someone and I did book us in for a last supper of a sort.
06:29Okay, um, okay.
06:32Thanks.
06:32That's great.
06:33Oh, put some fucking sleeves on, Judas.
06:48Hey, babe.
06:49You're under arrest.
06:50You're too damn sexy.
06:52Ugh.
07:02Babe, where are you?
07:05Dogs.
07:05I've got a plan.
07:06I've got a plan.
07:07I'll bung you 20 quid.
07:08You nip down the party shop in the village.
07:10Get all the gobbins you can.
07:11Because we are doing Film Club.
07:13I love you.
07:14What?
07:14Is he?
07:17All right.
07:18Thank God you're here.
07:20Come in.
07:21Noah's upstairs.
07:24Hiya.
07:25What's that?
07:41Lasagna ingredients.
07:43Yeah, I thought that I could rustle it up for us tonight.
07:51Suze.
07:52Yes, Josh?
07:53Um, you do like lasagna, don't you?
07:55Yeah.
07:56I like lasagna.
08:03You bloody lied.
08:06No, I didn't lie.
08:08Well, what do you call it, then?
08:09Protecting.
08:10I do call it protecting.
08:12She didn't know who the fuck I was.
08:14And the way you spoke to that girl.
08:16I did tell you not to come.
08:18Oh.
08:19I don't want this contaminated.
08:24This?
08:24Us.
08:25My mum would just judge her.
08:26Or is it you that's judging her?
08:28I feel like I finally found this thing that I'm good at and I don't want her, like, shitting on it.
08:32So you just keep her hidden away for the rest of your life?
08:33It's okay for things to be separate sometimes, Suze.
08:35No, there is a difference between separate and secret.
08:38She's not your imaginary friend.
08:39Please, Suze, I need this.
08:41So, she's not allowed to exist in your world, but you want to be king of hers?
08:44No, I don't think.
08:45It's just like, this is where I feel safe, that's...
08:50Come here.
08:58Alright, Josh, you're alright.
09:01Look, I need you girls.
09:04I kind of think that you girls need me as well, to be honest.
09:07Sorry.
09:08Fuck.
09:09Women.
09:11Please, can you just accept my apology?
09:12I think we need a bit of space.
09:21Right.
09:23Well, I'll just take that stuff to the chaser and the...
09:25No, you leave that there.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Can you please not tell her?
09:41Pooch?
09:42Pooch?
09:43Where are you going?
09:44Don't leave.
09:45Um, it's just, uh, Nana, she's not, she's not very well, so...
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51Is it bad?
09:52No, no, it's fine.
09:54I just need to go and give her some TLC.
10:00I'll be alright.
10:01I'll be alright.
10:01I'll, um, catch you on the flip, yeah?
10:11Gorgeous girl.
10:19Oi!
10:20Oi yourself, fathers.
10:22What are you up to?
10:23When you cough, the cobwebs come out.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:25Oh!
10:28Proper freak, you.
10:30Wear a dress like that.
10:31This is how grown-ups dress, Callum.
10:33I am actually a grown-up, you know.
10:34Are you?
10:35And you shouldn't speak to me the way you speak to me.
10:36I'm your elder.
10:37Yeah, you do need to start moisturising.
10:39Like that?
10:41Come on, respect.
10:42I'm old enough to be your mother.
10:44Where's your one, mate?
10:45Where's your one, mate?
10:47At school.
10:48Why are you never at school?
10:49Why are you never at work?
10:50Because I had a breakdown six months ago.
10:53Got fired.
10:54My mum's pretending it's a hiatus, but I'm pretty sure I got fired.
10:58What did you actually do, though?
11:01Acted weird.
11:02Scared people.
11:04You can get fired for that.
11:06Apparently so.
11:07Well, I got kicked out of my school.
11:08Oh.
11:09What did you do?
11:11I don't know.
11:11I was just pissed off.
11:12They can expel you for that?
11:14Well, they can if you kick all their rhinos off the wall.
11:18Did anyone ask why you were kicking them?
11:20Yeah, I just told them that I was pissed off.
11:23Did anyone ask why you were pissed off?
11:25Not really, no.
11:26Did anyone ask why you were being so weird?
11:28Not really, no.
11:28So why were you?
11:32I don't know.
11:35I just...
11:36Malfunctioned.
11:37You lost the plot.
11:38Yeah, exactly.
11:40You?
11:42I don't know.
11:43Come on.
11:44You've got an answer for everything.
11:46I don't know.
11:46Do you know what you need?
11:51What?
11:52You need some avenues of expression.
11:58What are you going on about?
11:59Like you with your paper mache.
12:01No thanks.
12:02Come on, you're so good with words.
12:04Like, you obviously read a lot.
12:06No, I don't.
12:07Fine.
12:07But you were obviously trying to express yourself when you had a scrap with a toilet.
12:13So what I'm suggesting is next time you get pissed off, maybe you try something else.
12:17Like, you write it down.
12:19Urinals.
12:20Urinals.
12:20Sorry.
12:24Would you read it, though, if I wrote it down?
12:26Would I read it?
12:29Callum, that would be my honour.
12:30Oh, jargon, mate.
12:34I was only having a laugh.
12:35Not taking any advice from a basket case.
12:45This is a good idea, you know.
12:47Thank you, Isabel.
12:48Speak a language and that.
12:49Loser language.
12:51Unique language, Isabel.
12:53It's not smothering, is it?
12:54No, I don't think so.
12:55Oh, I would make a good team, me and you.
12:57You want to think about sacking off them dogs?
12:59Start a party planning biz.
13:01I had a taste of it at the assassins' house.
13:03Thought they weren't shit?
13:04Yeah, only because they were ungrateful.
13:06You now, me skill.
13:07One thing at a time, I reckon.
13:09Well, well, it's over.
13:10You know, you can't be covered in dog hair your whole life.
13:14I mean, you can.
13:15Of course you can.
13:16Sorry, I'm just a bit excited.
13:29Oi!
13:34Moby-dress.
13:35Get up!
13:36Mum says this isn't smothering.
13:38You look incredible.
13:41Come on!
13:43Here's your hands with the dog.
13:50I'm not smothering.
13:51But me and ears are having a girls' night in.
13:53So you're welcome to join, or you're welcome to not join?
13:56Join what?
14:02Oh my god!
14:10Wow.
14:12I mean, ladies, you all look beautiful, but personally, it's the Fritz Bernays.
14:17It's the Fritz Bernays!
14:20Pumpkin seed.
14:22Okay.
14:25I've never thought about this film.
14:27Bloody Irish Policeman.
14:29It's unnecessary.
14:31Yeah, the love story's a friendship.
14:32Yeah.
14:33And she doesn't have to bake if she doesn't want to bake.
14:35Why is he so obsessed with her baking?
14:37Piss off, carrot man.
14:38I reckon if they made that now, they wouldn't have to put that in.
14:41Like, feminism and that.
14:42You're right, Isabel.
14:43You're right, is.
14:44Well, let's pop another.
14:46LED!
14:51Is it?
14:52Is this the good room?
14:53Oh, it's fine, Evie.
14:55Oi!
14:56Oh, look who it is.
14:57I hope you like the surprise.
14:59Hello, gorgeous girlies.
15:05Aw, is this the surprise?
15:07Who is it?
15:07No, it's not the surprise, it's Steph.
15:09Steph, you should probably take your shoes off.
15:11Oh, don't be ridiculous, Isabel.
15:12Right.
15:13Oh, yeah. No, you take them off, Steph.
15:14Right, I'll go in. Sorry.
15:18Stay.
15:21What the bloody hell's that?
15:25Aw, thanks for coming, Steph.
15:26Who?
15:27Sorry about me wobble.
15:28But it was hot and loud.
15:30Yeah, it was hot and loud.
15:31Yeah, you know.
15:33I tell you what, you were right about the glasses, Suze.
15:36It is a much better experience.
15:38Aw, I'm glad we didn't sweep that under the rug.
15:40You fucking love to sweep stuff under the rug.
15:42Oh, my God, there is so much under that rug.
15:44I'm scared to look.
15:45Girls, Steph don't want to look under our rug.
15:47Oh, no, I love it.
15:49OK.
15:52Mum, my job's not really waiting for me, is it?
15:56You are.
15:56You said my job was waiting for me whenever I'm ready, but it's not true, is it?
16:02Well, I'm sure we can...
16:06No, they haven't budged on the stands just yet.
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:10And my flat?
16:11He wants to evict your eaves, but you're scared you're going to kill yourself and then haunt him.
16:14Isabel, what the hell?
16:15Oh, my God.
16:16So cocky to think if I was going to haunt anyone, it would be me sweaty landlord.
16:20Who would you haunt?
16:22Girls, come in now, hot.
16:23I don't want to talk about who me daughters would haunt.
16:26Steph?
16:26Well, I don't really have any unfinished beef with anyone, I'm happy to say.
16:30Mum, who would you haunt?
16:32Your dad.
16:35OK, then.
16:36No job, no flat.
16:37You know what they say about rock bottom?
16:40The only way is up.
16:41Spot on.
16:42The only way is up.
16:44Glorious rock bottom.
16:46Glorious rock bottom.
16:49Why are you so fine about it, though?
16:52Oh, don't do that.
16:54I shrug, you care.
16:55Care?
16:56Evie?
16:58I don't have any left.
17:00It's quite nice, actually.
17:02That better not be him.
17:03Josh?
17:05Mum, is there something under the rug you're not telling me?
17:07We're done with the rug.
17:08We are done with the rug.
17:16Josh finally making an honest woman out of you.
17:20I've always been honest, mate.
17:22Unlike some people.
17:23What's that supposed to mean?
17:26Is this an olive branch?
17:28Yeah, except my olive branch went flying across the garden last week.
17:33I lost it.
17:37Evie.
17:38What did it say?
17:40It was my new address.
17:43Was it?
17:43Let the record state it was just my new address.
17:49God, I hope it was more than just admin.
17:52It was just admin.
18:02Stop that.
18:03It's uncouth.
18:07I hate you.
18:11I could snap that thing.
18:13Go on, do it.
18:23Is that a man's voice?
18:25Oh, fucking hell.
18:27I was enjoying not having a man here.
18:29Because we can really be ourselves, can't we?
18:31It's not a bloke, it's a weird name.
18:34You what?
18:34The unknowable prince?
18:36Unknowable what?
18:38Prince.
18:38It's a bridesmaid, so tonight might not be your night, Noah.
18:48He's probably not a fan.
18:53What's he doing?
18:54What are you doing?
18:54I feel excited and I'm relaxed and I feel ready to party.
19:03With the best of them and I'm going to go down to the river.
19:09I feel that way.
19:12Okay.
19:14Get your shoes off then, mister.
19:16Go on.
19:17Get in my gas then, Eva.
19:18Then one.
19:19We only do thin here, Steph.
19:21Right, Noah.
19:23Help yourself to the chocky fountain.
19:27Thanks for inviting me.
19:30Smother her.
19:31So you're moving round the corner from your parents, that's nice.
19:35Bet you miss your mum, huh?
19:37We're not that close.
19:38What do you mean?
19:39Just different ways of being, Mum.
19:41Oh yeah, of course, of course.
19:43We didn't used to be.
19:44We bloody did.
19:45We were always arguing.
19:46Oh, we never argued.
19:48I wish we could.
19:50Your mum is really cute though, Noah.
19:53And she loves you.
19:54Yeah, she's just never said those words to me.
19:58Yeah, but she does.
20:00She's never said I love you.
20:01Just different ways of being, Mum.
20:03Yeah, of course.
20:04Of course.
20:05She can't be worse than that fucking Lydia.
20:08Mum.
20:08Who's Lydia?
20:09Steph.
20:10No, come on, we might as well.
20:11Evie.
20:12I met Josh's mum at that party.
20:14Mum, whatever it is that happened, just put the rug down.
20:16No, you're right, Isabel.
20:17You're right.
20:18No, come on.
20:19I can handle it.
20:20Let's whip it back up.
20:21You know what they say about rock bottom?
20:23What is up?
20:25Babes.
20:26They didn't know who you were.
20:29Who we were.
20:32What?
20:33They didn't know you existed.
20:36Like he kept you and all of this a secret.
20:41What, so Josh's family didn't know he had a girlfriend?
20:44No.
20:45Free bed, free board and free love.
20:48I'm sorry, he's just really fucked up.
20:50Well, he sounds like a bellend.
20:52Sorry, he's...
20:53It's fine, he's not.
20:55Did he have good reasons?
20:57He had excuses.
21:05Right.
21:06Game time.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Game time.
21:12Game time.
21:14What was the engagement gift Helen gave to Lillian?
21:16I don't know.
21:17I don't know.
21:18You've seen this wheel like 60 times.
21:20I don't know.
21:21I don't know.
21:22I don't know.
21:23I don't know.
21:24I don't know.
21:27Just taking a break.
21:29Yeah.
21:31Sorry, when I invited you I didn't realise it was going to be so...
21:34full on.
21:36I like it.
21:37You actually do, don't you?
21:39Where the fuck is everyone?
21:41I thought we could watch you at this.
21:43You coming?
21:45What are you doing that for?
21:47I think I'm drunk.
21:49God, you're as cheesy as she is.
21:50And cheesier.
21:52Come on then.
21:57Happened to me, you know.
22:00Always had my shit together.
22:02Got married when I was 25.
22:04Moved to London.
22:05Had a very high up job.
22:07Can't say what.
22:09Fucking hell.
22:11And then when I was 30 I just...
22:14Wobbled.
22:15Quite everything.
22:16My marriage.
22:17Work.
22:19But in the long run it was the best thing that I ever did.
22:24Get your shit together, Carol.
22:27It's from the...
22:28Yeah, the film.
22:30It's what I do when I can't.
22:31Yeah, I noticed that.
22:35What was your job, Steph?
22:37I really can't say, Eva.
22:39Hurry up, you lot!
22:42Oopsie.
22:43I love popcorn.
22:47I absolutely love it.
22:52The ending should be the look.
22:54The ending should be the look?
22:55Yeah, between the girlies.
22:56What's his chops coming on in his car?
23:00I mean, it's the look that says a thousand words, innit?
23:03It's emotional.
23:04Yeah.
23:05It says you're my best friend.
23:06It always will be.
23:07They always will be.
23:08Hmm.
23:09No matter what.
23:10Yeah, because Helen says, doesn't she, Lillian?
23:11I feel like we can communicate with Justin a lot, but really...
23:13Really, it's Lillian and Annie, they can do that.
23:15Yeah.
23:16But we love Helen.
23:17We love Helen.
23:18Yeah, but Annie and Lillian, they're the soulmates.
23:19They are the soulmates.
23:20Yeah.
23:21They are the soulmates, yeah.
23:23Oh, girls, stop here.
23:24I'm going to stop here.
23:25I'm going to stop.
23:30So, guys, is this what you've been doing in the garage all that time?
23:34Yes.
23:36Oh, right.
23:39So, not a sex call?
23:40Since when did we come to sex?
23:44Well, I'm tired.
23:45I'm going to hit the hay.
23:46No.
23:47I'm not ready for bed.
23:48Don't be so selfish, Isabel.
23:50Don't doubt your eyes at...
23:59Yeah.
24:00Do you want to go to our place then, Steph?
24:02Our place, Suze?
24:05You fucking hated it.
24:10Come on.
24:11All right, yeah.
24:12Well, the best, lovely to meet you.
24:13Yeah.
24:18Woo!
24:19Chuckers be cow with Steph.
24:22And off we pop.
24:23There we go.
24:25Ladies first.
24:26On top.
24:35For you.
24:38For you.
24:39Thanks for coming.
24:42Thanks for coming.
24:45Thank you for having me.
24:48Formal.
24:50Lovers.
24:59Can we not do a big dramatic goodbye, please?
25:02Why not?
25:04Because it's easier.
25:09Okay.
25:12See ya.
25:19See ya.
25:27Yves.
25:40I know there's pain.
25:42Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?
25:48Change, change, change, change.
25:50No one can change your life except for you.
25:54Don't ever let anyone step all over you.
25:59Just open your heart and your mind.
26:02Is it really there to feel this way inside?
26:03Is it really there to feel this way inside?
26:05Is it really there to feel this way inside?
26:10Here we go!
26:11Don't do something bad.
26:12You're gonna feel if anyone's turn around and turn your back.
26:14Why you're knocking?
26:16Until they think you're gonna make you turn off, hold you down and make you cry.
26:19Don't you know?
26:20Don't you know?
26:21Things will change.
26:22Things will go your way.
26:23If you hold on for one more day.
26:29Hold on.
26:30Love you, Liz.
26:33Same.
26:37Hold on for one more day.
26:39Ah!
26:40Sue!
26:42Come on!
26:43Give it up for Sue!
26:46Come on, Sue!
26:47Yes, Sue!
26:49Thank you very much!
26:55You're so drowsky!
26:57That's naughty!
26:58Oh, I love that.
27:00I didn't expect you to have a horse.
27:01I think it's because I was trying to reach for those high notes!
27:05Steph, this isn't even my coat.
27:09It's Josh's coat!
27:11Josh's coat!
27:12I'm gonna do a wee!
27:15I need to go home!
27:16I need to go home!
27:17Can we do something tomorrow?
27:18I'd fucking love that!
27:20I think it's just a bad 620min.
27:21I think it's just a bad fit!
27:22Oh, no, no!
27:23No, no!
27:24No, no, no!
27:25I need to go home!
27:26Can we do something tomorrow?!
27:27Oh, I'd fucking love that!
27:29Who's Tim, man?
27:31Who's Tim?
27:32I need to go home!
27:33Can we do something tomorrow?
27:34I'd fucking love that!
27:35Who's Tim, man?
27:37Who's Tim!
27:38There's Tim, man.
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