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00:00Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's daylight savings time,
00:15which means we gained an hour, but you lose it when you watch Jesse Watters.
00:24Happy Monday, everyone. Yesterday was the New York City Marathon.
00:28Yeah. Shut up. So let me guess, was the winner a skinny guy from Kenya?
00:37Why not just roll a file photo of him, huh?
00:45That's not him. Bill Clinton attended the marathon to cheer on his daughter, Chelsea.
00:53True. The last time Bill saw that many women running was when he was chasing them on Epstein
00:57Island. It was Bill's most recent marathon since he once masturbated to four hours of reruns of
01:06hee-haw. Oddly, Bill was seen with a bandage on his nose. We're still waiting to see the
01:17condition of Hillary's knuckles. Who knew the New York City Marathon was so much fun?
01:27But New Yorkers are still recovering from yesterday's race. In fact,
01:31on my way to work this morning, I saw a squirrel rubbing Ben Gay on his nuts.
01:42Finish times for the race were much higher than expected. Turns out the official
01:46timekeeper forgot to set his clock back.
01:48It's a transition joke. Trying to get out of that thing into, speaking of, it was the end of
01:58Daylight Savings with most Americans reminded to fall back. With one man saying, way ahead of you.
02:06Dwayne Roberts, the man who invented the frozen burrito, is dead at the age of 88. He'll be
02:17cremated, yet somehow remain ice cold inside. Tomorrow is election day. You know, after I go into the
02:30voting booth and close the curtain, I like to stick my head out and say, who used all the hot water?
02:36I didn't like that joke either. And finally, on Saturday night, New York City Mayor Candidate
02:44Zoran Mondani was campaigning at a gay bar. Don't ask me how I know.
02:53All right. So it's been three years since Elon Musk bought Twitter, but that's when everything changed.
02:59When the hoax matrix that amplified every single lie unraveled like my mummy costume after I got
03:07stuck in a revolving door. The biggest lies from the climate change models to Joe Biden's brain
03:16could no longer be protected by mobs of well-funded liars who branded real truth as misinformation
03:22and censored those who dare question them. Think about how fast recent hoaxes fall apart now.
03:30For example, do you think we would have learned about the true nature of the Maryland dad
03:33if we had old Twitter? Would you have seen the thorough debunking of the fine people hoax if
03:39Musk hadn't added community notes? In fact, community notes have corrected several major news stories
03:45from the viral photos claiming to depict a present-day war zone that's actually over a decade old
03:51to stories of so-called book bans that never actually happened. But now our era's Tony Stark
03:57has set his sights on Wikipedia with his AI-powered alternative called Grokipedia and its suit may sound
04:04boring, but bear with me. Because over the years, Wikipedia has become the only website where a pear-shaped,
04:10big-nippled virgin obsessed with my little pony can accuse you of war crimes and three minutes later
04:16it's in the New York Times. Don't ask me how I know. But now Grokipedia will do to Wikipedia what
04:23X did to Twitter, expunge the bias and the lies. For instance, according to Wiki, Russian collusion is
04:32still a thing. That Russia's goal was to prevent a Hillary win and guarantee Trump's victory.
04:37But it reads as if Hillary wrote that entry herself. Or take the COVID lab leak theory,
04:43still described on Wiki as highly controversial. Really? Since when? China is home to the Wuhan
04:51Institute of Virology. The only place in China more dangerous is the Wuhan School of Driving.
05:01So don't underestimate Wiki's influence. If you heard something wrong on TV,
05:05it came from Wikipedia. Because do a Google search on any topic and you'll see the Wikipedia page
05:12at the tip top. And no reporter ever looks at the second page of a Google search. It's like the
05:18second page of a kill me book. So as a result, so as a result, Wikipedia has become the source code of
05:31our country's so-called expert class. Even if you don't read Wiki directly, you're going to hear what
05:36it says from the legacy media. So now, like the old media, it's just a place for the left to grind
05:43their axes. Where someone as likable and popular as me is portrayed as controversial, extreme, or worse,
05:53short. But ask yourself, what kind of human would sit there editing like an Olsen twins bio at 3 a.m.?
06:01It's people willing to put in the effort. A person with lots of free time, usually emotionally stunted,
06:07bitter, and vindictive. They're still mad that they were picked last on gym class because they
06:12couldn't get their fat asses up the climbing rope. And when they slid down, it smelled like bacon cooking.
06:18So Grokipedia's arrival is as big as Elon's Twitter takeover. Grok isn't powered by pink-haired
06:27unemployables. It's run by AI. So there are no thumbs on the scale because there are no thumbs, period.
06:35And it terrifies Wikipedia the way a mirror frightens Katie Porter.
06:39Yeah. They're cracking as we speak. And less than a week after Grokipedia went live, Wikipedia accused it
06:50of right-wing bias. And why? Because for the first time, the mob can't edit the truth. Now,
06:56Musk challenges Wikipedia's monopoly on facts. And that's why they call it right-wing. Because these
07:02days, right-wing is what the rest of us call reality.
07:07Whoa! Here he is!
07:10Welcome to tonight's guest. Halloween's over, but he's still white as a ghost. Fox News get driven her, Tom Jaloux.
07:20She went from third eye blind to legally blind. Oh, so the Kennedy Saves the World podcast, Kennedy.
07:25In high school, he was voted most likely to be a burden on society. Actor, writer, and comedian,
07:34Jamie Lissow. And after the race, marathon runners tried to give her a blanket. New York Times bestselling
07:42author and Fox News contributor, Cat 2. Tommy, do you use Wikipedia a lot?
07:52Oh, yes. And it is on, it's such an unadulterated left-wing website. And that's the problem.
07:58There's so many other websites and AI, including ChatGPT, all the popular AIs, Google, ChatGPT,
08:05they rely on Wikipedia. Yes. And Wikipedia is that you think it's going to be good because it's like,
08:11oh, it's volunteers. But all the volunteers are complete educational hierarchy psychopaths.
08:17Republicans don't volunteer for stuff that's useless. Yes.
08:21Exactly. You know, they're not, you're not going to find a bunch of Republicans deciding to go work
08:26at Wikipedia. Yeah. They're going to do something in there. They're going to grow vegetables or
08:30something like that. Yeah. So Grok, Grokipedia, and I love Elon because he's been going around
08:36promoting this Grokipedia on all the websites. And he's in competition, obviously, with Sam Altman
08:41from ChatGPT. Why are all the heads of these tech companies, they're such weirdos, aren't they?
08:47Yeah. You know, Sam Altman is like, he obviously bought ChatGPT to have someone to talk to.
08:53And, you know, Zuckerberg is like, I created a social network so that I could connect with
08:57my friends. It's like, you have no friends, obviously. And Elon, obviously my favorite
09:02guy, but he, he seems definitely autistic too. I mean, he's like, we want to get to Mars within
09:0710 years. Dad lets me drive in the driveway. I like the way he says, yes. Yes. And yes.
09:16And yes. I love just listening to him say yes. How about the, the, just the bursting of laughter
09:20that seems to go on forever? Exactly. Kennedy. You seem like you just pleasured yourself
09:37before, Greg. You didn't, my hands were present the entire time, Kennedy.
09:43Making it all the more impressive. Kennedy. Thank you. Mind. It's the power of the mind.
09:49You wouldn't believe what I'm doing right now. Okay. You must have a Wikipedia entry. That means
09:56you have a Grokipedia entry. I want people to understand if you don't, you have to understand
09:59that Wikipedia is like, imagine somebody in high school that hated you so much. Turns out they're
10:06going to be in charge of your Wikipedia page. That's what Wikipedia is. It's the person who hates
10:11you. Yes. That, that, that runs it. Is this a big deal to you, the Grokipedia?
10:15It is a big deal because, uh, there, there has to be a basis for lazy journalists to turn
10:22to. And so Wikipedia was like, well, we've been powered by humans for 25 years. Yes. And
10:28Grokipedia is like, well, we just took everything you've ever done. And that's the basis of what
10:32we're doing. And now we're going to build on that exponentially for the next four weeks
10:37and have 20 trillion times more information than you ever could. Uh, you know, and if
10:43you're seeking information, that seems to be a pretty great thing. I was happy to see
10:46in Grokipedia that I am no longer romantically linked to the late screech from saved by the
10:52bell, which had plagued me for, for quite some time.
10:56Is that real? Was that, cause there was weird stuff in Wikipedia pages like that.
11:00Yes. Was it real? We went on a date for a teen magazine back in 1993 when he was 16 years
11:07old. God rest his soul. Uh, but we never, we never romantically coupled.
11:12Yes. We, we did not, we did not kiss. We did not make body Congress. There was no first,
11:17second, third base, nor did he hit a home run. Do you think there were no sports metaphors
11:22of any kind? You know what? Maybe that's why he passed on. Yes, exactly right. I blame you
11:27for it. So it's like, I blame you for screeches death. I hope that ends up in Wikipedia. You
11:34know what, Jamie, do you have a Wikipedia page? I don't think you do. You're not famous enough.
11:39We, you know, the people in this audience barely know you. In fact, they were, they, that was
11:43polite applause. And his wife is in the audience. Yeah. You know, it's where the audience doesn't
11:47know me. And I introduced myself to everyone moments ago. I grokked myself this afternoon.
11:54Oh, really? Is that what we're, is that what we're supposed to say? We grok, that sounds,
11:57that sounds kind of dirty. I grok, it sounds like what Greg just did without his hands moments ago.
12:04This is kind of embarrassing. I went on grokkopedia and I, and I wrote in Jamie Lisso comedy and it
12:08said, Jamie Lisso comedy does not exist. And I was like, well, it's accurate. Did you not go to the,
12:17did you just go, did you go to the grok AI or grokkopedia? I'm going to be honest with you. I have no idea.
12:21Yes. I will say though, thank goodness for like what he did with Twitter. He's doing with what I,
12:27there was a moment when I was younger and I thought Wikipedia was just true.
12:31Yes. I thought it was just like an insight. I didn't know that it was even being preyed upon by,
12:35by, I had no idea. I remember Wikipedia. I almost died once because of Wikipedia. I was going to
12:40Florida and they go, Hey, there's a bunch of alligators outside your hotel. And so I was nervous.
12:43And I looked up, what do you do if you run into an alligator when I'm Wikipedia? And it said,
12:48you zigzag away. It, when you see, and guess what? Alligator wrote that.
13:00Went in there, went in there and edited it. I'm, I'm all in. I'm all in. I want the grokkopedia.
13:06I would be cool with, with tick grok, whatever he wants to do next. I just,
13:10whenever Elon talks, I'm just like, he's so much smarter than me. I'm just like,
13:14whatever Elon says. Yes. I'll do it. I agree. I will do it. It can't be bad. It can't be bad.
13:19He's coming up with stuff. But the thing is, Kat, when you are in the, like, uh, in the media,
13:26you know, when there's bias, when it's written about you and most people will, will look on
13:32Wikipedia for something on plumbing and they won't know that it's wrong. Uh, but they will know if it's
13:39wrong, it's about them. But then a plumber will look on Wikipedia and go, this doesn't make any sense
13:43at all. But then read something about Kat Tamp and go, well, I didn't know she was such a weirdo.
13:47Yeah. You see my point? Yeah, I do. I all, but I, I went on grokkopedia and they had some
13:52inaccurate information of me up there too. Really? What'd they say? Well, they said that
13:56my grandparents on my dad's side are Kathleen and Cliff from Gary, Indiana. I don't know those
14:02people. Interesting. Maury Kovic, come on. Perfectly, perfectly nice people. I'm sure. But I like,
14:11I don't even know where that came from. Okay. That's a hallucination then. That's,
14:15uh, what's considered a hallucination when AI comes up with, they like, they sometimes will
14:20just make up something. Yeah. Because my Wikipedia is pretty short. There's not a lot on it, but
14:24there, the, the grokkopedia was really, really long. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's like not
14:28even close. So, and I even, I'm, I'm, it made me text my dad and be like, dad, did grandma and
14:34papa ever live in Gary, Indiana? And he was like, no. Yeah. So no, confirm, not true.
14:39Wow. Well, that's interesting. All I know is that this is going to have a, a long impact,
14:44uh, uh, over time on everything that we read once Wikipedia goes away because students have
14:51relied on it. Teachers have relied on it. Um, the media has like written pieces just by pulling.
14:57I've been on interviews where I know the questions they're going to ask me because they're reading
15:01Wikipedia. It drives me crazy. So you know, who was the CEO of Wikipedia is that Catherine,
15:07uh, you know, the one who's the head of NPR. Yes. And she is famous for saying that the truth
15:12gets in the way of progress. She has speeches where she said that. And that's when she was CEO
15:16of Wikipedia, she thought the truth was an impediment. And the first amendment was an
15:21impediment to the original awful. Yeah. All right. Up next, Trump's glorious moments on 60 minutes.
15:28Trump had all the power in the show that takes an hour. Donald Trump sat down for an interview with
15:3660 minutes for the first time in five years. And I wonder if they asked him what he hoped to
15:41accomplish in the next three years. I think he's underselling it. That's always been his problem.
15:46Not enough confidence. They also asked about the DOJ's cases against Trump's old foes.
15:55Comey, John Bolton, Letitia James. Weren't they all recently? Should have though. He should have
15:59said, what has two thumbs and has been indicted? We then learned that Mr. P doesn't like being
16:08compared to democratic socialist Zoran Mamdami, but he is a communist, not socialist.
16:16Kennedy, there you got it. The introduction of the some people.
16:24Is there like a planet where all the some people live and they just say the things that the reporter
16:29is too scared to say? One of the most famous instances of that is one of my all-time favorites.
16:35And it was when Diane Sawyer sat down with Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson. And she was like,
16:41some people are saying you two don't have intercourse. Is there anything you'd like to
16:47address to some people who would say something so awful, Michael and Lisa Marie? And they're like,
16:52yeah, we're boning all the time. Like, it's amazing. So I was trying to figure out why he was going back
16:58on 60 Minutes. Yeah. Because he was really upset with them for, you know, when he's been on in the past
17:02with Leslie Stahl and obviously the selective editing of the Kamala Harris interview that,
17:08you know, it appeared like 60 Minutes was trying to tip the scales in her favor. And so I was like,
17:15man, he must need a new wing of the Trump presidential library because last time he had a 60 Minutes
17:21head on collision, they had to donate 16 million dollars to his presidential library for the Kamala
17:27editing fiasco. Yes. So and he knew Nora O'Donnell is not going to be like, you know,
17:32it's not like she's a turning point leader at her alma mater. You know, she's she's part of the
17:38liberal opposition. So he was hoping that she would either say something that would put her in legal
17:44jeopardy or that they would just run screaming. It felt to me like one of those victim offender
17:51media mediation things that they do with. Oh, I've never been part of one of those. Let me guess.
17:56You were the victim. Yes, I was. As always. Jamie, some people say that you're not talented.
18:04Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Um, I feel like I've met a lot of those people.
18:12What did you make of his attitude? Like coming out of the box there? Yeah. He was like a cross
18:17between Joe Pesci, Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro. He's like, he's like, right. Like,
18:23it seemed like he had flipped the tables on on the media and they're now have to be on their toes.
18:29Yeah. And he comes in on the defense for good reason because of what he's experienced. And I
18:33was confused because the show is called 60 Minutes and they only aired 27 minutes of that interview.
18:40And there's even like a clock in the corner. Yeah, they could. They could have looked at
18:43that would be like, if they had a show called The View and there was nothing to look at.
18:56But I get it there. I do. I do understand showing people only the parts you want them to see.
19:02That's why I wear a t-shirt in the swimming pool.
19:04But it's the parts they cut out. They cut out the thing about the lawsuit with CBS. They cut out
19:12when they asked him, like, will you run for a third term? I would have liked to see that stuff. I'm
19:16curious why they cut that stuff out. By the way, when I was being born, a lot of people thought I
19:20didn't deserve a third term. A little abortion humor there. Everybody loves that stuff.
19:28Actually, it was a pro-life joke.
19:30Kat, what say you? Do you like it? Do you like the way he handles 60 Minutes?
19:35Well, no, he does a very, he does many people are saying, right? Or the use of the passive voice
19:41where he said, we have been acknowledged as having the best nine months. You know,
19:48and I think that he does this stuff because he just, for the love of the game. Like he likes being
19:54on television. He wants to be on TV. And he, you know, he's quick when he's like,
19:59oh, you like Zora Manda? He's like, oh, I'm better looking. But I think that there actually
20:02are a lot of comparisons between the two of their campaigns because nobody ever thought
20:06that Trump was going to be elected president. And it, you know, he just constantly was online
20:11on Twitter and on social media and he was kind of memeable and people were into it. But
20:15I mean, he, he, what's he going to do when he's not president anymore? Like truly,
20:19he's going to have to find some other reasons to be interviewed every day, all day. Cause this
20:22is Trump exclamation point after Gutfeld.
20:31I mean, they, they do have a lot in common. Yeah. They're, they're both the spawn of very
20:37wealthy parents whose families have massive multimillion dollar compounds. So, you know,
20:43maybe there was more to this comparison than I thought.
20:46Hmm. Tom, you have quite the grin on that little scary face of yours.
20:54Hate to wake up to that.
20:57That over your bed.
20:59There are so many good clips in this interview and you selected some of them, but there was
21:03other gems in there as well. My favorite one in the whole interview was when she asked him
21:08about the, his latest pardon. And it was this crypto guy. I didn't know about this crypto guy,
21:13but apparently she, she read all the things he was accused of. And she said, why do you pardon him?
21:17And he said, ready for this? I have no idea who he is.
21:23He said his sons are into crypto. He says, my sons are really into crypto, uh, but I'm too busy to,
21:29I have no idea who he is, but, uh, you know, people said that it was, uh, he was railroaded.
21:33So he pardoned him. Yeah.
21:35That is my favorite answer ever. He will just say exact up until this time. My favorite thing he ever
21:40did was when he was at the deposition for the EG and Carol and she read the access Hollywood.
21:46We all know what he said on that tape because they played it ad nauseum. She read his quote
21:49and then she said, did you say that? And he said, historically, that's true.
21:54And that's my favorite part. He said, unfortunately, unfortunately, or fortunately.
21:59Yes. It never gets any more fun every day. All right. Up next, Newsom.
22:09Gavin Newsom hates lying politicians. Kat, this is interesting. On meet the press,
22:15some of your favorite show, the California governor was asked about a white house run.
22:20Watch. Why do you want to be president? I don't. I'm not suggesting I am. I'm saying
22:25I would response to someone talked about it. And I, I hate when I, nothing. I dislike more
22:32than the politician that sits there and lies to you. And we all just sit there rolling our eyes.
22:38Oh my God. Kat, I watched that a hundred times that when he does that thing where he goes
22:46what is that? I don't understand. I don't know what that is. Kat, Kat, you've, you've known
22:59like different types of men in your time. What is this? As an anthropologist, what is this?
23:09Well, what's ridiculous is I actually don't think he's doing a bit. No, but like he, of course,
23:15he's such a liar, right? Which is why that's so crazy because he also said he didn't have any
23:19concerns about Biden, which I'm sorry if anyone's saying that and you're not lying, then that that's
23:25like even worse. Yeah. You're, you're not, you're not able to function in society if that's what you
23:31believe. I love that. I love that. It's like, is he doing it as a bit though? Like he has to know
23:37how ridiculous he sounds. But it's, it's, it's like, even with the sound off,
23:42just like look at it. And it's just so funny. It's like the funniest thing.
23:51I mean, what is that? I said this on the five that it's like he roofied himself.
23:56No, I think it's, it's worse. It's what I think it's worse. I think he thinks he's cute.
24:02Yeah. Do you think like right at that moment, it's almost as though he's at a doctor visit
24:07and the guy just right, right here, he's given the prostate exam.
24:14Hey, Jamie, this is, is this what, does he just live in a giant blind spot?
24:21I just hate him so much.
24:24I, I don't, do you think it's like, Oh, my perfect hair's still there. Okay.
24:30That really is though. It looks like an impersonation of my teenage daughter.
24:34Yeah, it really does. Like I can't get over. I, I, whenever I see news, I can't get over that hair.
24:39Yeah. I can't. His hair should be on the cover of hair magazine. I mean, it is.
24:44Greg, his hair is, it's neat. It's perfect. It's clean. It looks like he invested a lot of money in it.
24:50It's almost like he went to the hairdresser and said, make my hair the opposite of California.
24:54Yeah. You're right. It's like the hair is inversely, uh, really is. Yes. It's successful
25:02as it's his governorship. Well, I walked my way through that line pretty well, didn't I?
25:09Uh, Tom, do you have something you'd like to share with me? Well, yeah, I think he's a very
25:12talented guy, obviously. Do you know, he does his own sign language interpretation for the hearing
25:17impaired when he does an interview. Really? Yeah. Take a look. Take a look.
25:20Popular opinion. Uh, I'm going to express my relationship to my truth with the president
25:28of the president of the United States, including at the end of his term, quite literally in December,
25:34which was a masterclass of foreign policy and domestic policy, which I will never forget
25:38as we walk through, not just the election, but we're walking through the world we're living in.
25:43A little bit of value added, uh, entertainment there. Kennedy, uh, uh, I think Kat brought this
25:55up about, uh, uh, uh, he, uh, addressed Biden's performance in the debate and it gave him pause
26:00and he explains why he didn't speak up. If it gave you pause after the debate,
26:04why didn't you sound the alarm then? I did privately. We, we, with grace and humility,
26:09uh, he was going to make the right decision. And so for me, it wasn't my job to go out there.
26:15My job was to let him give him the space. I just have a different, good people can disagree.
26:20I have a different approach to, to all of this. He was going to make the right decision. And he did
26:24question is the timing. Okay. Uh, but the bottom line, I was proud and continue to be proud to make
26:30a case for his record. And certainly in contrast to the record of this president, Kennedy, it is,
26:38it's kind of impressive how he works. I don't even know what that was, but it's like this thing
26:45explain what he is. Malignant narcissism that had a baby with sociopathy.
26:54And it's like after, after the, the library of books had been written about how Joe Biden was
27:01a vegetable and had been for a long time and everybody knew about it. And everyone within
27:07the democratic establishment is doing whatever they can to distance themselves from that painful
27:13truth. It does everything to do with grace or timing. It's like, he is such a psycho. That is
27:20the hill he's choosing to die on. Yes. And if only there were someone out there who would stand up for
27:26that poor Joe Biden, everyone has sprained their backs, throwing him under the bus. Pelosi, Obama,
27:34Kamala, Kamala, the Clintons. And here's Gavin. Like, I just think he's so, it's like, oh,
27:39the chips act was so great. Like, you know, it was so much better than that dumb Gaza peace deal.
27:44Like, you know, what are we dealing with here? And he's like, I hate politicians who lie. It's like,
27:49yeah, and I hate the spectacled milfy libertarians.
28:00Well, moving on up next to cat's untimely death.
28:10Waymo killed cat shrine erected. Jamie, this is a great story. Eyewitnesses allege a self-driving
28:17Waymo car hit and killed a beloved bodega cat named Kit Kat. No relation to cat. In San Francisco.
28:26And now a memorial has been put up to honor the feline's life and legacy. Do we have a picture of
28:32that? Waymo says, look at this, says the cat darted under the vehicle as it pulled away and they offer
28:38their sympathies. So this is kind of a story because it's a self-driving car. Yeah. And,
28:47um, I feel bad for Kit Kat, the cat, and this is even sadder, but when it got hit,
28:52it broke into four equal pieces.
29:03That's really good. That is really good. They kept calling it a bodega cat. I never heard that
29:09before. It's like a cat that just, I actually, uh, last night, nothing was open. And that's
29:13I ordered the bodega cat with a side of fries from the, um, uh, it's a little, get a little
29:18crazy. Great. People are, people are acting like it was a dog. Yeah.
29:25So Tom, I did a quick search on crock. 20 million cats are killed every year by cars driven by humans.
29:35Oh, so this is a story because it's a Waymo self-driving car. Isn't this the problem with
29:42humans in general is that they focus on like, they don't even see the risk, the risk reward of a
29:48self-driving car. No, no. And they're, they're against this. That's why when a self-driving
29:51car hits a person, which it does very rarely, everyone goes crazy and they're, you know,
29:55they think this is the end. People don't like it because it lacks humanity. They don't like the
29:59idea of a self-driving car. I think perhaps in the future they might like it, but now they don't.
30:03There's going to, they're going to hate Waymo now. They're never going to live this down.
30:06This is going to be the George Floyd of cats. It's going to have cat's lives matter now.
30:13Uh, but I can't believe everybody start wearing pussy hats.
30:17Maybe you can't believe that I'm referring to a pussy cat. It should stop the look. The car
30:22should stop. I've seen these stupid things stop for tennis balls, right? So they're going to start
30:26bullying self-driving cars because what happens is if you, it like, if you're a bunch of kids and
30:32you're bored, you can just like mess with a self-driving car, Kennedy, step in front of it,
30:36step out of it, drive it crazy. It's going to be awful. I have a joke for you. How many more cats
30:41are killed by human drivers than self-driving cars? Waymo. Oh, yeah. Scott Adams joke. Yeah.
30:49Scott Adams joke. Okay. But I was going to say we are keeping, uh, the, the real meat of the story
30:56we are ignoring. And that is the scourge of feline suicide. And that is the real problem that,
31:02that is going unconfronted. Wow. I didn't think of it that way through him. You know what? Tired of
31:07living in the bodega. You know what? Bring it back to the shutdown. Yeah. No snaps. Cat had it. Cat was
31:15like done. Cat, I can't, I saved you for last because I feel like you could get to the heart of
31:22this story. Does it bother you that it was a self-driving car? It bothers me that a cat died.
31:27Yes. Yeah. It's, you're forgetting. You're like, oh, it's just because of a safeguard. No,
31:31it's also because Kit Kat was a star. Yeah. Kit Kat was a star. This was a cat that people loved. So
31:36people, you should build a shrine to the cat that you love. Yes. When they die. Yes.
31:41That's, that's normal. It is normal. I will not let Jeans die. Yeah, I know you will. He's trying.
31:56But don't, people have to realize how many lives are going to be saved by self-driving cars.
32:02Innocent lives, people getting, people will no longer be hit by cars. They're just talking like
32:0720, 30,000 people every year will be saved, but they're, they will focus instead on these one
32:13tiny little things. That was, I found that in the, in a San Francisco paper. I mean, that's like a,
32:18because Kit Kat was everyone's friend. Oh, wow. That's a children's book waiting to be read.
32:26Up next in A-listers realization about Trump.
32:29Has Hollywood seen the light about attacking the right? Our video of the day comes from
32:38Jennifer Lawrence, who now says she regrets her past criticisms of Trump admitting celebs
32:43don't sway elections, but more important, it's bad for her career. Watch.
32:48As we've learned, uh, election after election, celebrities do not make a difference whatsoever
32:57on who people vote for. And so then what am I doing? I'm just sharing my opinion on something
33:05that's going to just add fuel to a fire that's ripping the country apart. I don't want to start
33:12turning people off to films and to art that could change consciousness or change the world
33:18because they don't like my political opinions.
33:22Mm. So she wants her movies to do the talking because they could change the world. True. Did you
33:29see her nude fight scene in, uh, what was that movie called? Uh, do you remember? No hard feelings.
33:37Do we have a clip?
33:39I mean that we have to blur that, but this is a, this is a family show, Tom. You know what I find
33:45interesting about this is that people say this is refreshing, but she's just, she's not admitting
33:50that she was wrong. She's just admitting that the perception of her, uh, affects the way her
33:57ticket sales are social stop. Yes. Yes. Well, I, I'm going to make a prediction like Karnak style.
34:02Remember him? Yes. I'm going to look into the future, uh, a future headline four days from now,
34:07Hollywood celebrity issues apology. Yes. Yes. This is what they always do. Jamie Lee Curtis said
34:13something nice about Charlie Kirk. Then she walked it back. She said I was misquoted. She wasn't
34:16misquoted. Uh, but the, why doesn't she just admit it? She should, she says, Oh, maybe my art
34:22could change consciousness. It's so ridiculous. Why didn't you say half the country are Trump
34:26supporters? I want their money. Yeah. I want them to buy tickets. Yeah. She said that I would
34:31respect her. Yeah. I know. I also think Kennedy that she realized that it was no longer low risk
34:36to say these like, uh, common Hollywood assumptions. It's like, you know, now that she, now that there's
34:41skin in the game, she's going to shut up. Yeah. Because she has a production company. So what she was
34:46also saying was, you know, I try and churn out left-wing crap to propagandize the dumb people
34:53who are still going to see my movies, but I really want the rest of the country to make
34:59me rich. Yeah. And so I can live in a bubble where political choices will never, ever affect
35:05me. And I can say whatever I want, just like George Clooney. Uh, but she's not quite there
35:11yet. You know, it's like, at first I was like, Oh, she's from Kentucky. She's part of the
35:14bourbon trail. You know, she's a smart upper southerner. And then I was like, no, she's
35:19just a capitalist who got her ass handed to her in the last election when Taylor Swift,
35:25the most powerful, famous woman in the world, couldn't sway the election for Kamala Harris.
35:30Taylor. Taylor and Jennifer, two women I dated. Kat, what are the odds of that?
35:40Probably about as high as the odds you stop bringing that up.
35:47I think they're both bitter and this is, it comes out in weird ways, but we'll move on.
35:51Um, what do you, is it refreshing that she's saying this?
35:55Well, because I think, I don't think she's saying this for any other reason other than
35:58it's not as high a reward as she thought it was. I don't think anybody who is an actor
36:03makes political statements thinking that they're going to actually change things, at least not
36:08anymore. Yeah. I think that it's just, they feel like that that's what they're supposed to say
36:12or everyone else in Hollywood's going to be like, Oh, you didn't say that. Well, you must be
36:15conservative. And then that's like the worst thing you can be. You have, you're compelled to say it.
36:19Yeah. It's not just a virtue signal. It's almost, uh, uh, a way to survive, Jamie. What say you?
36:26You're a hundred percent right. It's a way to survive. It's absolutely for money to sell tickets.
36:30You go to a movie because you want to immerse yourself in this story. And if it's almost like
36:34we know too much about the person that ruins it. Remember when Pee Wee Herman got caught doing
36:38that thing at the, at the movie theater? Yeah. You couldn't watch Pee Wee's Playhouse. It was
36:43like a totally different show. I thought it was better once I knew,
36:46but yeah, she's a hundred percent doing this for my, I don't know if I blame her. I just,
36:51I just, you know, when they put stuff in the movies, they're ruining our experience at the
36:56movies with all the woke stuff and all the political stuff, you know, they put in the
36:59like, I watched the movie the other day and there were two guys kissing in the movie that had nothing
37:04to do with the story. I was like, come on guys, just have sex already. We don't need to.
37:08Yeah. Is that the new odd couple? Yeah. Gotcha. All right. Don't go away. We'll be right back.
37:16Has Hollywood seen the light about attacking the right? Our video of the day comes from
37:20Jennifer Lawrence, who now says she regrets her past criticisms of Trump admitting celebs
37:25don't sway elections, but more important, it's bad for her career. Watch.
37:30As we've learned, election after election, celebrities do not make a difference whatsoever
37:39on who people vote for. And so then what am I doing? I'm just sharing my opinion on something
37:47that's going to just add fuel to a fire that's ripping the country apart. I don't want to start
37:54turning people off to films and to art that could change consciousness or change the world
38:01because they don't like my political opinions.
38:06So she wants her movies to do the talking because they could change the world. True. Did you see
38:12her nude fight scene in, uh, what was that movie called? Do you remember? No hard feelings. Do we have
38:20a clip that we have to blur that, but this is a, this is a family show, Tom. You know what I find
38:28interesting about this is that people say this is refreshing, but she's just, she's not admitting
38:33that she was wrong. She's just admitting that the perception of her, uh, affects the way her
38:39ticket sales are social stop. Yes. Yes. Well, I, I'm going to make a prediction like Karnak style.
38:45Remember him? Yes. I'm going to look into the future, uh, a future headline four days from now,
38:50Hollywood celebrity issues apology. Yes. Yes. This is what they always do. Jamie Lee Curtis said
38:56something nice about a Charlie Kirk. Then she walked it back. She said, I was misquoted. She
38:59wasn't misquoted now. Uh, but the, why doesn't she just admit it? She should, she says, Oh,
39:04maybe my art could change consciousness. It's so ridiculous. Why didn't you say half the country
39:08are Trump supporters? I want their money. Yeah. I want them to buy tickets. Yeah. She said that
39:13I would respect her. Yeah. I know. I also think Kennedy, that she realized that it was no longer
39:17low risk to say these like, uh, common Hollywood assumptions. It's like, you know, now that she,
39:24now that there's skin in the game, she's going to shut up. Yeah. Because she has a production
39:27company. So what she was also saying was, you know, I try and churn out left wing crap
39:34to propagandize the dumb people who are still going to see my movies, but I really want the
39:40rest of the country to make me rich. Yeah. And so I can live in a bubble where political choices
39:46will never, ever affect me. And I can say whatever I want, just like George Clooney, but she's not
39:53quite there yet. You know, it's like, at first I was like, oh, she's from Kentucky. She's part of
39:57the bourbon trail. You know, she's a smart upper Southerner. And then I was like, no, she's just a
40:02capitalist who got her ass handed to her in the last election when Taylor Swift, the most powerful,
40:09famous woman in the world, couldn't sway the election for Kamala Harris. Yeah. Taylor,
40:14Taylor and Jennifer, two women I dated.
40:16Kat, what are the odds of that?
40:22Probably about as high as the odds you stop bringing that up.
40:30I think they're both bitter and this is, it comes out in weird ways, but we'll move on.
40:34What do you, is it refreshing that she's saying this?
40:38Well, because I think, I don't think she's saying this for any other reason other than
40:41it's not as high a reward as she thought it was. I don't think anybody who is an actor makes
40:46political statements thinking that they're going to actually change things, at least not
40:51anymore. Yeah. I think that it's just, they feel like that's what they're supposed to say
40:55or everyone else in Hollywood's going to be like, oh, you didn't say that. Well, you must
40:58be conservative. And then that's like the worst thing you can be.
41:00You're compelled to say it. Yeah. It's not just a virtue signal. It's almost a way to survive,
41:07Jamie. What say you? You're 100% right. It's a way to survive. It's absolutely for money to sell
41:12tickets. You go to a movie because you want to immerse yourself in this story. And if it's almost
41:17like we know too much about the person that ruins it. Remember when Pee Wee Herman got caught doing
41:21that thing at the, at the movie theater? Yeah. You couldn't watch Pee Wee's Playhouse. It was like
41:26a totally different show. I thought it was better once I knew. But yeah, she's 100% doing this for
41:32my, I don't know if I blame her. I just, I just said, you know, when they put stuff in the movies
41:35that they're ruining our experience at the movies with all the woke stuff and all the political
41:41stuff, you know, they put in the, like I watched the movie the other day and there were two guys
41:44kissing in the movie that had nothing to do with the story. I was like, come on guys, just have sex
41:49already. We don't need to. Yeah. Is that the new odd couple? Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. All right.
41:56Don't go away. We'll be right back.
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