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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Hello there, I'm Greg Davies, welcome to Taskmaster.
00:37They say it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part.
00:41And if you're a child watching the pre-Watershed version of this show,
00:44I'm here to tell you an uncomfortable truth.
00:47You're being told that because you're not good enough.
00:50That's the kids sorted.
00:52Now, let's see if we can break some adults.
00:57Please welcome Anya Magliano, Maziana,
01:04Bill Ennis,
01:06Rhys Shearsmith,
01:08and Danji Basco.
01:10And next to me, a man who secretly told me, and I really must distance myself from comments like this,
01:19that he thinks that women are like electric vehicles, really good, as long as they're not in charge.
01:26Ian Larratton!
01:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:30Hello, everyone.
01:32How are you feeling?
01:33I'm feeling good. Unfortunately, Lurgy! You've got the Lurgy now. No returns. No returns.
01:39I've had that for two months.
01:41You've now got it? You can't get me.
01:43Oh, cheese touch. Bad luck. Can't get me.
01:47You're now a social outcast.
01:50Cheese touch?
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:52Oh, no, you've got loads of up dog on your waistcoat.
01:55What's up dog?
01:56Norman Barrett, what about you?
01:58APPLAUSE
02:00That...has...killed the atmosphere.
02:07What's the prize task?
02:08You've been very specific, yet incredibly vague with this one, Greg,
02:12as they've been asked to bring in the best thing you can either ride or rip.
02:18Yes. Ride or rip. Or is it both?
02:21That's up to Greg, my favourite host ever.
02:25The winner of the episode will take home all five things you can either ride or rip,
02:28or both, maybe, which is pretty sick and gnarly, but that's quite enough for me.
02:31I'll see you all later.
02:33OK, Sanjeev. Hello.
02:34What have you brought me that I might like to ride?
02:37Or rip!
02:38I figured the most fun thing to ride would be Alex Horne.
02:46Thank you.
02:47According to the internet, I agree.
02:49Yeah.
02:50But I have brought something which will allow you to be able to manoeuvre him.
02:54Oh!
02:55Perfectly fits Alex Horne's head.
03:01Lovely.
03:02And obviously you've got rear-view mirrors so you can see what's coming up behind you.
03:05Yeah.
03:06And you've got a bell to warn people that your Alex Horne's coming.
03:10And I mean that in a pre-Watershed way.
03:18So anyone can ride me, can they, with this device?
03:21You could be on all fours and somebody can be sitting on your back.
03:23Mm-hm.
03:24And they've got your head.
03:25Oh, yeah.
03:26Also sitting on your shoulders, like that.
03:28Oh, and leaning down.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Oh!
03:31Like a penny-farthing Alex.
03:32Like a penny-farthing.
03:35Phil.
03:36Right, so this is something that you are ripping and riding at the same time.
03:42Hello.
03:43If you'd like to show.
03:44Here it is.
03:45Check this out.
03:46So you're ripping off a very famous Monty Python joke.
03:51And you're riding an imaginary...
03:53Could be a pony.
03:54Could be a horse.
03:55Could be a camel.
03:56Could be.
03:57Depends what mood you're in.
03:58And I've put a nice little ribbon on it, so you can wear it round like mittens through your coat.
04:02Because don't lose one.
04:05If you lose one, you're just a madman waving round half a coconut.
04:09Yeah.
04:10On the M1.
04:11When you're on the M1, you've got two.
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13Great.
04:14Don't beat the horn here.
04:15Maybe it'll startle her.
04:16I like it.
04:18Maisie.
04:19I've gone all right on this one.
04:21I'm hoping it will please you, Greg.
04:24It's even been mentioned so far.
04:27It's a personalised Greg Davies...
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:31...punny-farthing.
04:33It's pretty good.
04:36It's pretty amazing.
04:38It is going to be a struggle for you to get in that seat,
04:42but, my God, it will feel brilliant.
04:45Once you're in, you're in, aren't you?
04:46Once you're in, you're in.
04:47Famously.
04:48Do I always say.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Oh, these are all good.
04:51Someone's going to mess up, aren't they?
04:53Rhys?
04:54Well, I've gone ride and rip, and in the 70s we used to have daredevils.
05:02You don't get them anymore, but there was one very famous daredevil,
05:05Evil Knievel.
05:06Evil Knievel.
05:07And I had the Evil Knievel toy.
05:09Can I say it's my favourite ever toy?
05:11Amazing.
05:12Well, it's that.
05:13Because you get the opportunity to sort of ride, like Evil,
05:17and the rip cord is the rip of the ride.
05:20And there's a picture here of it.
05:22There we go.
05:23There he is.
05:24Rip cord racer.
05:25I remembered the rip.
05:26Here we go.
05:27There he is.
05:28And then, yep, he goes.
05:29And there is a...
05:30Thank you.
05:33There is also another rip, because Evil never made it.
05:38And he did actually die.
05:41That's a lovely double rip.
05:43Oh, that saved him.
05:44Because up to that point, he just bought in a toy.
05:47That little joke saved him.
05:49Anya?
05:50I've brought in something that I've designed.
05:52It's based on my feeling that when I travel,
05:57I have quite a weak bladder.
05:59Yeah.
06:00So I've designed something that should smoothen that situation.
06:03Smoothen.
06:04Smoothen me.
06:05This is Anya demonstrating it.
06:13And she is using it in both functions during that clip.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Let's say if on Monday I wanted to go to the Chelsea Flower Show.
06:24Yeah.
06:26You don't...
06:27You think they'd be fine with me riding this road?
06:29Yeah, 100%.
06:30Just dropping turds on the floor.
06:32I think so.
06:33I think so.
06:34That's good for the soil, isn't it?
06:35Yeah.
06:36They'd be welcoming you inside.
06:38They'd be going,
06:39Over here, our garden.
06:40The peace garden.
06:41The peace garden.
06:42The peace garden.
06:43Quick, feed him.
06:46Can I say one more thing?
06:51It cost me four figures.
06:52Well, you had to pay over £1,000 for it.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh, my God, it'd be so funny if I gave you just one point.
07:00Greg.
07:01Greg, please, I'm begging you.
07:03If you do that, I will break.
07:05OK, you've seen all five?
07:06Yeah.
07:07It's hard to separate.
07:08I think they're all pretty good.
07:09I mean, Reece's is the worst, but then he saved it with that joke.
07:13Well, I'm not going to give you one.
07:14Oh.
07:15OK.
07:16Because I liked it.
07:17I'm going to give him two points.
07:18But you are last, Reece.
07:19Yeah, apparently.
07:20Two lovely points, followed by three lovely points.
07:24Coconuts.
07:25Four points.
07:26The penny farthing.
07:27But third place.
07:28The third place?
07:29Yeah.
07:30No.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Second place.
07:33Joint first place.
07:34Are you kidding me?
07:35No offence, Sanjeev.
07:36This is a hat.
07:37Yeah, I loved it.
07:38So, it's four points to maybe, five points to Sanjeev,
07:40and Anya.
07:41There you go.
07:42There we go.
07:43Well done.
07:44APPLAUSE
07:46I've got to be honest.
07:48I don't think I scored that very well.
07:50Right.
07:51Let's start with the team task.
07:53Okey-dokey.
07:54Yes, of course.
07:55But be warned.
07:56I have word from security that there's trouble going down
07:58at the Taskmaster Museum.
08:00Oh...
08:10Start from...
08:11Check.
08:16Pressure pad.
08:18Check.
08:19Statue in place.
08:21Front room clear.
08:29Oh, God.
08:30Rhys.
08:31What's this?
08:32Are we safe?
08:33Don't know.
08:34Oh, there's a lot to take in here.
08:37What's this?
08:39Oh, God.
08:40Floor plans.
08:41Are we doing a heist?
08:43Oh, God.
08:44Where's Alex?
08:45Where is Alex?
08:46Oh, this is horrible.
08:47Look.
08:48It's the house.
08:49Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:52Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:55You have 15 minutes of observation and preparation in the van.
09:00Then 15 minutes to carry out your heist.
09:03Most sophisticated, successful heist wins.
09:06Your time starts now.
09:09So, we are going to have to steal that.
09:13Right.
09:14Where is that?
09:19Is that Alex?
09:20Oh, no.
09:21He's a policeman.
09:22He's got important codes.
09:23He's got important codes.
09:24Okay, okay, okay.
09:25Let's check out his roots.
09:26So, his root is he comes out of the house.
09:31We don't have that long, guys.
09:33Staff room door alarm check.
09:35There was three beeps of two after alarm check.
09:38Shed.
09:39Check.
09:40Clear.
09:41Right.
09:42We need to get to the tool shed.
09:43Statue room.
09:44Pressure mat.
09:45Alarm check.
09:46Good.
09:47Good to know.
09:48Pressure pad.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Don't step on that.
09:52Functioning.
09:53Statue in place.
09:54301022, it said.
09:57301022.
09:58Excellent work.
09:59Wait, he's taking his jacket off to go to the toilet.
10:06If he does a routine wee, that's the time to get the jacket and the keys.
10:10Yeah.
10:11With it round his neck.
10:12Ooh.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:14He's not well.
10:15So, now he's in the lung.
10:16Oh, look.
10:17He's not wee again.
10:18Two minutes.
10:19He wees every two minutes.
10:20This is such good info.
10:21Yeah, there's the key.
10:22Look, there's the key.
10:23So, they're in his top left pocket.
10:24Is there a way of keeping him in the toilet?
10:25But is there something we can wedge against it?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Let's kill him.
10:28I was genuinely drawn into the drama of it up until that point.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:32So, now he's in the lung.
10:33Oh, look, he's in the lung.
10:34Oh, look, he's not wee again.
10:35Two minutes.
10:36He wheeze every two minutes.
10:37This is such good info.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Yeah, there's the key, look, there's the key.
10:40So, they're in his top left pocket.
10:41Is there a way of keeping him in the toilet?
10:42But is there something we can wedge against it?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Let's kill him.
10:46I mean, I was genuinely drawn into the drama of it up until that point.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:54I'm quite excited about this.
10:56Yeah.
10:57It's very dramatic.
10:58Who are we going to see first?
10:59Well, first to plot and then partake in a heist are your stereotypical gangsters,
11:03Anya, Philip and Sanjeev.
11:05The plan is go to the tool shed.
11:08Or should two of us just run in and grab as much stuff as we think is useful?
11:12Mm-hm.
11:14Where is he?
11:15Where is he?
11:16He's there.
11:173-0-1-2-2.
11:18Go, guys, go.
11:19See what you can find.
11:20Hey, how's it going?
11:25Yeah, huge wire cutter.
11:27Getting a net.
11:30Oh, yeah, getting a net.
11:31Let's just trap him and kill him.
11:32I keep telling you.
11:34What?
11:35Where's Sanjeev?
11:37Oh, shit.
11:38Sanjeev.
11:39Oh, shit.
11:40Right, right, right, right.
11:42Okay.
11:43What's this?
11:44That's all it was in there.
11:45That's all it was.
11:46Okay, the statue has a weight sensor.
11:47Maybe that could replace it.
11:48Right.
11:49I'm just going to have a quick look in the shed.
11:50Statue in place.
11:51Is he about to go to the loo soon?
11:52Okay, we've got keys.
11:53Okay, we've got keys.
12:23Hello?
12:24Hello?
12:25Hello?
12:26I don't think it worked.
12:27Sanjeev, are you there?
12:28He's out of the loo.
12:29Interesting.
12:30He's heading to the camera feed room.
12:31He needs to hide from the cameras now.
12:32Hide from the cameras.
12:33Who's that?
12:34There are two people on camera.
12:35He's in the camera room, did you say?
12:36Right, I'm going to go and investigate.
12:37He's heading out the front door.
12:38He's heading out the front door.
12:39I don't think it worked.
12:40I don't think it worked.
12:41Sanjeev, are you there?
12:42He's out of the loo.
12:43Interesting.
12:44He's heading to the camera feed room.
12:45He needs to hide from the cameras now.
12:46Hide from the cameras.
12:47Who's that?
12:48There are two people on camera.
12:49He's in the camera room, did you say?
12:51I'm going to go and investigate.
12:53He's heading out the front door.
12:55All the cameras have gone off.
13:10All the cameras have gone off.
13:11Where have they gone?
13:23Hi.
13:24Hello, sir.
13:25You shouldn't be here after the museum is shut.
13:27What is your name?
13:28Pip.
13:29Yeah, you should.
13:30I have a single out in the 90s.
13:31Where are you from?
13:32Right.
13:33Going to the car park.
13:34No, I do apologise about that.
13:45I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
13:52Oh, what is that?
13:54I need someone to figure out where he is so that I can get back.
13:57I've got the statue.
13:58Oh, yeah, I'll go and distract him.
14:00Because he can actually send you back here.
14:02Hello?
14:03Just sent Phil to distract him so we've got no cameras at all.
14:09Sorry, me again.
14:10What time do you open tomorrow?
14:11Pip should be open at half-eight.
14:13If you wouldn't mind leaving the premises.
14:15How was the pleasure?
14:16It's been great.
14:17So we are shot at the moment.
14:18Thank you, sir.
14:19No, I do apologise.
14:20No problem.
14:21Thanks, mate.
14:22I've only got seven minutes left.
14:23That's a shame.
14:24Statue room.
14:25Pressure pad, check.
14:26Check.
14:27Statue room.
14:28Pressure pad, check.
14:29Check.
14:34Stat...
14:36Stat...
14:37Statue's gone.
14:38You know what, also?
14:39That wasn't acting.
14:40I hadn't seen any of the footage, because he tore the wires out of the security...
14:45Which means we didn't even record the security footage after that, because we weren't expecting anyone to rip the wires off.
15:02So all that footage is gone, and I couldn't believe the statue'd gone.
15:06Yeah, you sort of came good at the end, up until that point.
15:09I don't think it's unfair to say you might be the weak link in the...
15:13LAUGHTER
15:14You remembered the code.
15:16Mm-hmm.
15:17Well done.
15:18I loved finding an object to replace the weight of the statue.
15:22It was all going to plan, and then we had a northern man dressed as a 70s bim.
15:28LAUGHTER
15:30Attempt to lock him in the toilet and fail.
15:34And then you became a maintenance man called Pip.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:38You gave a fake name Pip, which is short for your name, Phil.
15:41Yeah, I know.
15:42I think every time we've done a team task, and I say this was so much love...
15:46Oh, thanks.
15:47LAUGHTER
15:48But we've been doing, one, the actual task, and then the second task of wrangling Phil.
15:53LAUGHTER
15:54Very enjoyable.
15:55We've reached the end of the first part of our first heist.
15:59Another lesson for you youngsters out there.
16:01If you haven't got the things you like, steal them.
16:04See you in a bit.
16:05APPLAUSE
16:06Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster's part two, and our cast are planning and participating in heists at Taskmaster Museum.
16:21Fortunately for them, the security guard is this goon.
16:24LAUGHTER
16:25Hello!
16:26LAUGHTER
16:27Yes, they're trying to steal the statue of Archimedes, and there's just one crime duo left to go.
16:32Chill out, Cray Twins, it's time for Reece Fearsmith and Maisie Doesn't Give a Damn.
16:37LAUGHTER
16:39Important codes. We need to get that off him, then.
16:42He needs a wee...
16:44He puts it down, he puts it down.
16:46He puts it down, good.
16:47Right, shall I just go in now, and he's in the loop?
16:48Go now!
16:52If you can hear me, I think he's coming out.
16:56Oh, Jesus, she's got it.
16:58Quickly get in.
16:59He had this code, 301-022.
17:03Great.
17:04Well, now it makes me think that it's not a key, it's...
17:06It's not a key.
17:07It's codes that are on that.
17:08Checking security cameras...
17:11Is he going in the lab?
17:12Yeah, he'll be in the lab.
17:14Shall I go now?
17:15301-022.
17:19Any trouble?
17:21Good.
17:23Oh, hang on a minute.
17:25There's someone out there.
17:27There's an umbrella.
17:28Oh, God.
17:29Reece!
17:30ARGH!
17:32I just saw someone.
17:36Reece, move, move, Reece!
17:37No, Reece!
17:38Oh, Reece!
17:39Reece!
17:40Reece!
17:41Excuse me, sir.
17:42Hi.
17:43We're shut, I'm afraid.
17:44Oh, I'm sorry about that.
17:45I went wrong.
17:46I went wrong.
17:47Back to the car park.
17:48Which way round is it, please?
17:49This way, sir.
17:52Jesus Christ.
17:53It's not a code, it's a lock with a number four on it.
17:55I'm going to have a lock now, shall I?
18:02Hang on, let's see what we're on this camera.
18:05Right, off we go again.
18:09Oh, no, he's seen it, he's spotted it.
18:15Hello?
18:16Yeah, I just saw you on the camera.
18:17You did?
18:18I mean, I didn't know which way round I'm meant to be going.
18:20I was trying to...
18:21I'll send you back to the car park.
18:22Sorry.
18:23Right, what's your name?
18:24Er, Lindsay.
18:26Staff room alarm check.
18:27Oh, come on!
18:28Oh, for fucking hell.
18:29He said he saw me on the camera.
18:30Do you know what we do?
18:31What?
18:32We run in and we just grab that whole box and run out with it.
18:35You reckon?
18:36When he's in the loo?
18:37Now?
18:38Yeah.
18:39Don't step on the mat.
18:40She's dank it.
18:55Yes.
18:58We're in.
18:59Well, we've stolen it.
19:00We need to make it at least appear sophisticated.
19:02Shall we leave him a little note?
19:04Yeah.
19:05Thank you for the free gift.
19:09We're going.
19:10We're going.
19:11We're going.
19:20Well, first things first.
19:22Successful.
19:23Yep.
19:24Sophisticated.
19:25Yep.
19:26Tell me about the see-through umbrella disguise.
19:28I'll tell you what happened.
19:30We didn't...
19:31Our walkie-talkies didn't work.
19:32Walkie-talkies.
19:33They didn't work.
19:34Which is why I had to resort to other modes of communication.
19:38What a warning.
19:39Do you like it?
19:40Well, it needed to attract Reece's attention, but...
19:43But?
19:44But blend in with the atmosphere.
19:45I know.
19:46In a sophisticated way.
19:48Shall we have a look at it?
19:49Oh, God.
19:50Reece!
19:51Ah!
19:52Ah!
19:53Sophistication.
19:56It's just like watching Ocean's Eleven.
19:59Incredible.
20:00Both successful.
20:01Yes.
20:02I think the team of three were more sophisticated.
20:04Five points to the team of three.
20:06OK.
20:07It feels like three is fair.
20:11I've written off what you have in your mind as fair.
20:14You did say...
20:15LAUGHTER
20:16Three points.
20:17Three points to the team of two.
20:18There we go.
20:19It feels fair.
20:21Both very entertaining.
20:23Scoreboard, please.
20:24Yes.
20:25Well, Sanjeev, we know, has not won an episode yet,
20:27but he's joint in the lead with Anya on ten points.
20:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:32This could be the one.
20:33This could be the one.
20:34I want you to give me another task, please.
20:36Oh, yes, please.
20:37And it's that time in the series when we get grim.
20:58Good evening, ethics.
21:00I know they'll never have let me out of here while I'm alive.
21:03Quick pro quo, I tell your things yourself, you tell me things.
21:06Hi.
21:07Chris Eubank?
21:08Sorry?
21:09Chris Eubank?
21:10Yeah, who was it supposed to be?
21:11It was Hannibal Lecter.
21:12Oh, was it?
21:13Oh, lovely.
21:14Lovely.
21:15Chris Eubank.
21:17You look ready?
21:18Glad it looks that way.
21:19This is wet.
21:20Yeah, that's my fault.
21:21Dribble a Technicolor picture of your hero.
21:27Your Technicolor picture must only be made from things that have travelled...
21:32Directly from your mouth...
21:33To the tray, through the air.
21:35And cannot be tampered with post-dribble.
21:38Best Technicolor dribble picture wins.
21:41You have 15 minutes.
21:43Your time starts now.
21:46Are there colours available somewhere?
21:48You may leave the room.
21:49OK.
21:51May not be coming back.
21:52Right.
21:53You're looking forward to it, Chris Eubank?
21:54LAUGHTER
21:55Can you do a Chris Eubank?
21:56Yes, of course I can.
21:57LAUGHTER
21:58APPLAUSE
21:59That's back on.
22:00OK.
22:01First to demonstrate their committal to spittle are Anya Sanjeev and Rhys Shearspit.
22:04So we've got some items here.
22:05It's not many different colours.
22:06It's hard to find colours.
22:07Anyway, shall I tell you afterwards who it is?
22:08Up to you.
22:09I have some supplies.
22:10Yes, it must be Technicolor, so this is good.
22:12An artist prepares.
22:13Sorry, I forgot the rules.
22:14LAUGHTER
22:15Thank you.
22:16OK.
22:17OK.
22:18OK.
22:19OK.
22:20First to demonstrate their committal to spittle are Anya Sanjeev and Rhys Shearspit.
22:23So we've got some items here.
22:24It's not many different colours.
22:25It's hard to find colours.
22:26Anyway, shall I tell you afterwards who it is?
22:29Up to you.
22:30I have some supplies.
22:32Yes, it must be Technicolor, so this is good.
22:34An artist prepares.
22:35Sorry, I forgot what the rules were.
22:40LAUGHTER
22:41Excellent.
22:46I'm going to draw...
22:47Dribble.
22:48Dribble.
22:49William Shakespeare.
22:52Getting that in there then.
22:54What's the liquid?
22:55It's coffee.
22:56OK.
23:00LAUGHTER
23:03I had a question.
23:19Erm, I need to go to the loo.
23:21Does that come out of my time?
23:23Or do you pause it?
23:25It comes out of your time, Sanjeev.
23:27It's not right.
23:28It's not right.
23:29LAUGHTER
23:37Welcome back.
23:38Thank you very much.
23:39Seven minutes now.
23:40LAUGHTER
23:43LAUGHTER
23:48LAUGHTER
23:50LAUGHTER
23:52Very accurate.
23:53Thank you.
23:54You've got to be bold.
23:56You've got to be bold and it's all.
23:58You panted him, Vic.
24:01So you Taken with her out...
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26:13Because of the smog. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it is good.
26:17LAUGHTER
26:19Sorry, because this is bugging me slightly... Yeah.
26:23It was in the late 1600s. Yeah.
26:26It was pre-smog. They didn't have factories.
26:29LAUGHTER
26:31Ooh!
26:33Someone doesn't know about the Industrial Revolution.
26:36Who's next? Well, see if you can work out who Sanjeev's hero is.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:42Who? You're back in the game. Yeah.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45Well, I mean, obviously I'm not going to be able to guess it.
26:47You'll kick yourself, it's Gene Wilder.
26:49LAUGHTER
26:51APPLAUSE
26:53APPLAUSE
26:55It's the smile. The smile gives it away.
26:57You can see it now. The smile knows. Oh, God.
26:59Once you start looking at it, you see Gene Wilder.
27:01There's Wonka. Yeah.
27:03And he's got that trademark factory smog around the edge.
27:06LAUGHTER
27:07Who's next?
27:08Well, we have a recognised artist here.
27:10Rhys Shearsmith has done this person.
27:12Can you work out who this is? Here we go.
27:14Wow.
27:15Cool.
27:16Oh.
27:17That's great.
27:18That's the old actor Rhys keeps mentioning.
27:21Matt Boris Karloff.
27:22You're in the full part.
27:23You're in the right world.
27:24Is it Dracula?
27:25It is Dracula!
27:26It's Dracula!
27:27Cool!
27:28It's Dracula.
27:29You're right, you only did need those two colours.
27:33That's in the corner.
27:34Yeah.
27:35The widow's peak, the moon as well is up there.
27:36The dark, foreboding atmosphere.
27:38Oh, the eyes.
27:39The eyes.
27:40The eyes.
27:41The red burning eyes.
27:42That's so haunting.
27:43OK, it's time to pause and reflect on the horrors we've just seen.
27:46Make Grandad a cup of tea and wake him up.
27:48We've got dribbling covered.
27:50Hello! Welcome to the started part of three.
28:03I'm afraid there's a drool-based art task which still needs completing.
28:07Yes, it's a horrible thing and I really, really enjoy it.
28:10We have double dribble to end with.
28:11It's Maisie and Phil.
28:13Wonderful.
28:14Right, well, you'll be surprised to know I'm not going to leave this room.
28:17I'm going to do it all from everything we've got right here.
28:20I'm only joking, that would be genuinely insane.
28:28Right.
28:38How do we feel about crayons?
28:40Oh, we're off.
28:42There he is!
28:47Oh, blue eyes himself!
28:52Try the thing you think, duck.
28:54It can't be tampered with once it's fallen.
29:09It can't be tampered with once it's fallen.
29:22Oh, you tit!
29:23Well, you've got two minutes now.
29:28Do you want me in the go?
29:29Recognisable?
29:30Yeah, spitting image.
29:31That's good.
29:32Oh, you're right.
29:33Yeah, I'll write that down.
29:34Oh, you're right.
29:35Oh, you're right.
29:36Yeah, I'll write that down.
29:40Now, that is pretty good.
29:46You're welcome.
29:49Thank you.
29:50Thanks for your time.
29:51You will.
29:52I felt sick.
29:53Well, I quote the theory.
29:54I'm going to stay in the lab and just chew up the task.
29:55I'm only joking.
29:56That would be genuinely insane.
29:58Were you all told you could leave the room?
29:59No.
30:00I did leave off my own accord, if I'm honourable.
30:01Sounds like you've had to go to the loo.
30:02Yeah.
30:03And that time wasn't taken off.
30:04I'm still kind of shocked at that.
30:05It means if I'd had a heart attack at some point,
30:07when the paramedics were working on me,
30:09you would have said, time's up.
30:10LAUGHTER
30:11So, yeah, I guess, I presume people would think,
30:12well, I have to leave the room because there was nothing in the room.
30:13Well, because I looked around at what I had available and thought,
30:16well, it must be fine.
30:17I thought, well, it must be fine.
30:18I think I could leave the room and put it off my own accord,
30:19if I'm honourable.
30:20Sounds like you've had to go to the loo.
30:21Yeah.
30:22And that time wasn't taken off.
30:23I'm still kind of shocked at that.
30:24It means if I'd had a heart attack at some point,
30:26when the paramedics were working on me,
30:27you would have said, time's up.
30:28So, yeah, Maisie, I guess,
30:30I presume people would think, well, I have to leave the room
30:32because there was nothing in the room.
30:33Well, because I looked around at what I had available
30:35and thought, well, it must be the envelope.
30:37Did you eat the word technicolour first, you think?
30:38Shut up.
30:39LAUGHTER
30:40APPLAUSE
30:41Have a look at what this lady's done with her mouth.
30:42This is...
30:43LAUGHTER
30:44This is a technicolour picture of her hero.
30:46Look at the tie, flash...
30:47Yeah, there's a tie.
30:48Flash microphones.
30:49It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
30:51It's very bad.
30:52It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
30:54It's very bad.
30:55It's very bad.
30:56It's very bad.
30:57It's very bad.
30:58It's very bad.
30:59It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
31:02It's very much a face.
31:03And I've met Rod Stewart, and he looks almost exactly
31:06the same as that.
31:07It's Rod Stewart.
31:08APPLAUSE
31:09So, I haven't seen the picture yet.
31:14From the angle we've seen it at, it looks like madness.
31:18It's quite accurate.
31:20OK.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:23I remember it as a lot better than that.
31:26It's like scanners when the head blows up.
31:28LAUGHTER
31:29Is it Elvis?
31:30No.
31:31That's his gorgeous red hair.
31:33Hucknall.
31:34You know.
31:35Hucknall it is.
31:36Make Hucknall.
31:37It's Hucknall!
31:38APPLAUSE
31:43Let's put all five up, then.
31:44What a line-up that would be for Taskmaster Series 21, though.
31:47LAUGHTER
31:49Some of them have only got two colours, but I won't penalise that,
31:52because the main thing is the likeness.
31:55And on this occasion, I'm going to give Anya one point.
32:00I'm so sorry.
32:02I like the character, but he doesn't look like Gene Wilder.
32:05I'm going to give two points to Sanjeev.
32:07OK.
32:08Against all odds, I'm giving Rod Stewart three points.
32:10Even more against the odds, I'm giving Mick Hucknall,
32:12because there's an element of animation to it, four points.
32:15And clearly, even though there are only two colours,
32:18Dracula is the superior painting.
32:20Five points to me.
32:21APPLAUSE
32:22Five points to me, Stephen.
32:23APPLAUSE
32:24Yeah, it's cool, all right.
32:25Shall we have another task?
32:26We shall.
32:27And just like Greg and his teaching days,
32:29this one involves me getting hammered at work.
32:31LAUGHTER
32:33Oh, nice head tattoo.
32:50Thank you, Anya, in you go.
32:52Do I look about for the task, maybe?
32:54Yeah, if you want, sure.
32:55Nice.
32:57Is it in a thing?
32:59No...
33:01What is the task and where is it?
33:06Someone's rustling.
33:07Oh.
33:08Thank you.
33:12Oh, look at it!
33:13Oh, it's there, God.
33:15Oh, hello.
33:16Oh.
33:17Do you like pantomimes?
33:18Why?
33:19So, er...
33:20Oh, yes, I do.
33:22Oh, yes, I do.
33:23Oh, no, you don't.
33:24Oh, yes, I do.
33:25Do you?
33:26Yes.
33:27This is like a really low-budget kids' show.
33:30Not low-budget.
33:31No, this is like a really high-budget kids' show.
33:33Sometimes it's behind you.
33:34It's behind you!
33:36That's the...
33:43Get exactly 63 points by bopping Alex on the head.
33:47You must shout a different type of food on each bop
33:50to register the bop.
33:52If you bop anyone other than Alex,
33:54five bops will be deducted from your total score.
33:57You must stay in the hutch.
33:59And the fastest wins.
34:00Your time starts on the whistle.
34:03Is one bop one point?
34:0563 points are on my head.
34:07There'll be other heads.
34:09So, if you get me one, that'll do it.
34:11Oh!
34:12Seems easy, then.
34:13APPLAUSE
34:17Well, looks like we're off.
34:18This is pretty straightforward.
34:19Bop this, er...
34:20This clown on the head.
34:21Yep.
34:22Bit of fun.
34:23Bit of fun.
34:24Let's go.
34:25Let's go.
34:26Bopping Maisie, a savage Sanjeev, and a rampaging Rees bop
34:29till they drop.
34:30OK, so I've got to try and bop your head and save foodstuffs.
34:35Oh, no, what are these?
34:37Oh, I see.
34:40Bread.
34:41Five points, that one.
34:42OK.
34:44Apples.
34:45One.
34:46Oh, right, OK.
34:48That's Greg.
34:50Mm, so you've got minus ten.
34:51What?
34:53Oh, rice.
34:54Oh, ten points.
34:55Bread.
34:57Still minus ten.
34:58I got him.
35:00Minus ten.
35:01I got him.
35:02I can't register the bop.
35:03Minus ten.
35:05Now, listen, I can't register any of these bops.
35:07Why?
35:08All the information's on the task.
35:12Fuck!
35:14Chocolate sauce!
35:15Right.
35:16Pears.
35:17Pasta.
35:18Pasta.
35:19Apples.
35:20Couscous.
35:21Lovely.
35:23An orange.
35:24Peanuts.
35:26Need a food.
35:27A...
35:28A...
35:29A...
35:30A...
35:31A...
35:32Lamb stew!
35:33Fishes!
35:34Fishes!
35:37This is going to take great forever.
35:38Yeah, you're on 21 points.
35:39Oh, I got my shot!
35:41Er...
35:44You're using the guitar now.
35:45Lettuce!
35:46There's something by your waist.
35:47What?
35:48Er...
35:53That was a very creepy one.
35:55Oh...
35:57Can I bob that?
35:58That was a bob.
35:59Yeah, we didn't say a food.
36:00Oh!
36:02This is just annoying now.
36:03Ah!
36:04I got my shot!
36:06Broccoli!
36:07Carrot!
36:08Brotten-up swash!
36:09With Big Mac.
36:11Chicken supreme wrap.
36:12Well, what's happened to his head?
36:15Oh!
36:16Erm...
36:17Lollipop.
36:20Pistachios!
36:21Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:24Yes, you got me.
36:25So, now you're on plus 72.
36:26Yeah, you've gone over now.
36:28Ah!
36:29I see!
36:33Ah!
36:34Beef.
36:3549.
36:36Pork.
36:3759.
36:38Bacon.
36:3969.
36:40You've got too many nuts.
36:41Now you need a few greggs.
36:42Er...
36:43Mashed potato.
36:44Er...
36:4552.
36:46Beetroot.
36:4767.
36:48Pork belly.
36:49All right.
36:50Carrot cake.
36:51Apple turnovers.
36:52Right.
36:53Right.
36:54We're now on 59.
36:56Bananas.
36:57OK, you're on 62 now.
36:58So you just need one of me that's worth one.
37:01Bindi.
37:02Onion bhajes.
37:03Tikka masala.
37:04Jalfrezi.
37:06Let's stop the clock!
37:08Er...
37:09Cheese!
37:10Let's stop the clock.
37:12Aubergine!
37:13Got it.
37:14Woo!
37:15I've stopped the clock.
37:16Thank you.
37:17Oh, damn it.
37:23Casey, have you ever worked at a supermarket?
37:26I wrote down that run.
37:28Broccoli, carrot, butter not squash, Big Mac, chicken supreme wrap.
37:32Chicken supreme wrap!
37:33It's really hard!
37:35It's...
37:36This task was so infuriating.
37:38Reece was far more specialist.
37:40You were like a deli.
37:41There were only three things and they were shouted with such passion.
37:46Fishes!
37:48Fishes, pistachio, aubergine.
37:50Yes.
37:51I mean, the others were just as classy.
37:52Sugar snap peas.
37:55Fascinating little runs from you.
37:57Lovely little concentrated runs.
37:59Not much action.
38:00Then all of a sudden, beef, pork, chicken.
38:02And then there was that lovely curry run at the end.
38:05LAUGHTER
38:07Absolute poetry.
38:08I mean, runs and curry do go together.
38:11APPLAUSE
38:12It's good.
38:13It's good.
38:15All right, then, we're nearly there.
38:16In the final part of the show, someone will triumph
38:18and then travel home on a toilet courtesy of Anya Magliano.
38:21APPLAUSE
38:22Thank you.
38:23Welcome back to part four of Taskmaster.
38:24Yes, hello.
38:25And a special shout-out to any funeral directors watching today.
38:27Thank you.
38:28Before the break, they were trying to get exactly 63 points
38:30by bopping Alex on the head.
38:43Let's see Anya and Phil and Mallets and me.
38:44I don't know what...
38:47I don't...
38:49I don't want to just bop you on the head.
38:50What?
38:51I don't think that is you.
38:52Bop...
38:53Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
38:56C'est tout ça.
38:58La fish finger.
39:00Apple crumble.
39:02Peer crumble.
39:04Chicken.
39:06Frangipan tart.
39:08Si tu m'as dit, ça va vous donner un point.
39:11Mais c'est pas votre tête, c'est Greg's tête.
39:14C'est correct.
39:16Chicks.
39:18Macaroon.
39:19Why am I struggling?
39:20Wait a minute, c'est une autre façon.
39:22Je ne sais pas.
39:24Oh look!
39:26Yes, yes!
39:28Right.
39:30Ooh!
39:32Providerelle.
39:34Tiramisu.
39:3642.
39:38Moussaka.
39:40Christmas pudding.
39:42You've knocked her head off that now.
39:44You're on 62, you need one more point.
39:46One more.
39:48You're now on 58 points.
39:50Poke bowl.
39:5263.
39:54And that's your time over.
39:56Yes!
39:58Ooh, there's a corner in this.
40:00Yeah.
40:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:04And was it either of those shopping baskets that's more middle class than the other?
40:12Frangipan tart.
40:14Is that your go-to?
40:16I don't know what that is.
40:18Egg.
40:20Potatoes.
40:22Loved it.
40:23Although, oh man, the thing that got me is your first guess.
40:26There's a, I'm sure now a fairly offensive character called Porky Pig.
40:30Do you remember Porky Pig?
40:31Oh.
40:32Yeah.
40:33And he had a bit of a speech impediment.
40:34And you did that at the beginning.
40:35You went...
40:36Cunquot!
40:38LAUGHTER
40:40I've never had to say it under pressure before.
40:42Well, shall I do the timings?
40:44I do, yeah.
40:45Do the timings.
40:46The quickest in 2 minutes 29 was Anya.
40:49Well done.
40:50That's quite powerful, Anya.
40:51Lovely.
40:52Yeah.
40:53Then we go Phil, 4 minutes 44.
40:55Sanjee, 5.51.
40:56Maisie, 6.39.
40:57And far slower than everyone else.
40:59Reece, 1 point.
41:008 minutes 45.
41:02APPLAUSE
41:04Let's have a look at the scores.
41:06Yes.
41:07Well, in the series, it's still tight.
41:0811 points separating all five of them.
41:10Ooh!
41:11I know.
41:12Like anyone could win the series?
41:13Anyone could win the series.
41:14Ah!
41:15In this particular episode, tight.
41:17Sanjeev, you're on 15.
41:18But Anya and Phil are in the lead with 16.
41:20Ooh!
41:21APPLAUSE
41:25OK, everyone, will you please head to the stage
41:27for the final task of the show!
41:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:37Oh, I didn't see that.
41:39LAUGHTER
41:40Who will be reading the task?
41:42That one.
41:43Maisie Adam.
41:44Avoid the taskmaster's big ball.
41:47LAUGHTER
41:48You must stand on the circle, but you must not step on any gold.
41:53You must be facing and staring at the taskmaster sign at all times.
41:58And after the taskmaster releases his big ball, you may each take one step.
42:04The first person touched by the taskmaster's big ball each round is eliminated.
42:10Last player standing wins.
42:12So, after he releases his ball, we're allowed one step.
42:15Yeah, one step each round.
42:17Can we get undressed?
42:19Is that you?
42:20LAUGHTER
42:21A little bit.
42:22Why do you want to get undressed?
42:23So that there's less, like, stuff to be touched.
42:25Oh, you think this is a game of millimetres, do you?
42:30LAUGHTER
42:31Sure.
42:32Alex, please take the contestants to the ball zone.
42:37This way, please.
42:38This way.
42:47You can take any spot, but you must be facing that way.
42:50Where's he swinging it from?
42:51Swinging it from here.
42:52Well, yeah.
42:53You want to be over here then, don't you?
42:54But you must be facing that taskmaster's sign.
42:56OK.
42:57Clothes off.
43:06Yeah, can we face it like this?
43:08Yeah.
43:09Side on, that's side on.
43:10You can't take your eyes off the taskmaster's sign.
43:13Well, that's fine then.
43:15LAUGHTER
43:17Here we go.
43:18Good luck.
43:21Here we go.
43:22Good luck.
43:23Yeah!
43:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:30Go, Bill!
43:31What?
43:37This ain't cruel.
43:38Anya, standing.
43:40LAUGHTER
43:42LAUGHTER
43:43LAUGHTER
43:44LAUGHTER
43:45LAUGHTER
43:46LAUGHTER
43:47LAUGHTER
43:48LAUGHTER
43:49LAUGHTER
43:50LAUGHTER
43:51LAUGHTER
43:52LAUGHTER
43:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:57APPLAUSE
43:58LAUGHTER
43:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:00APPLAUSE
44:04Who's going sick in the elimination?
44:05Come on, Phil, everyone.
44:06That is heroic!
44:08APPLAUSE
44:10So, Phil is eliminated.
44:11OK.
44:12Right.
44:14Remember, you're looking at the taskmaster's sign, please.
44:16Yeah, you can...
44:17You can dodge and weave, but you must be standing up.
44:19Good luck, everyone.
44:20Round two.
44:21Ready?
44:22Yeah.
44:23Yeah!
44:24Yeah!
44:26Oh, that's a step from Anya.
44:27Ooh!
44:28Ooh!
44:29Lovely...
44:30Ooh!
44:31Oh, lovely.
44:32Ooh!
44:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:37Reece is eliminated.
44:41Hand me back the golden ball.
44:44OK.
44:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:47I'm about to release the ball.
44:49Oh, my word.
44:51Oh, my ungodly strength!
44:54Ah!
44:56LAUGHTER
44:57LAUGHTER
44:58One step.
44:59OK, that's a step from everyone except for...
45:00Lovely.
45:01Lovely.
45:02Lovely.
45:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:06APPLAUSE
45:07Sanjeev is out and pleased.
45:09Bring me back my ball!
45:10LAUGHTER
45:13Terrible, isn't it?
45:14This is it.
45:15LAUGHTER
45:20Ready.
45:21The strength is unholy!
45:23ARGH!
45:26Oh, what an angle.
45:28One step.
45:29Ooh, lovely.
45:30Maisie still has hers.
45:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:33It's another step!
45:34We've lost Anya!
45:35We've lost Anya!
45:36Maisie is the winner!
45:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:39Let's all go down and we'll work out the final score!
45:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:50Oh, that was electric!
45:51Oh!
45:52Obviously, we saw the finalists were Anya and Maisie,
45:55but the five points went to Maisie in the end!
45:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:00For standing still.
46:02Well, it means that, with 20 points today,
46:05our winner is, at that end of the seats,
46:07it's Anya Magliano!
46:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:11And you wins!
46:12Please go up to relish in your things to ride or rip!
46:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21So, what have we learned today?
46:24Well, this is a stressful world, guys.
46:27It's full of technology, industry and noise.
46:29It's important to get away from it all,
46:31head to the glorious English countryside,
46:34be at one with nature,
46:36and just let the wildlife speak to you.
46:41Oh! Oh!
46:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:48For now, let's applaud our winner on the loo.
46:51It's Anya Magliano!
46:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:54And you're ready!
46:55Thank you very much!
46:56I'm happy to hear you.
46:57Thank you very much!
46:58Thank you.
46:59Thank you very much!
47:00You're welcome, Leela.
47:01Thank you, Leela.
47:02Thank you very much!
47:04It's not easy!
47:06My favourite!
47:07It's not easy.
47:09Thank you!
47:11I think you're sent to me!
47:13And you've saved me!
47:14It's very easy!
47:16Thank you very much!
47:17It's you!
47:18It's the only time!
47:19Thank you, Leela.
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