James Acaster - cinema - video Dailymotion

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00:00I love going to the cinema. My favourite film I ever saw at the cinema was the Eddie Redmayne classic, The Theory of Everything.

00:07Loved it. It should have been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.

00:13No one's perfect. The worst part of going to the cinema is other people. Easily.

00:18Sitting there, King of the Jerks is behind me, this really angry man.

00:22Had a go at me at one point because I was snacking. Get over yourself, Grandad, I'll do what I like.

00:26In his defence, I wasn't eating a big bag of fortune cookies.

00:30Cracking them open, reading them out loud, it was disruptive, it was disruptive.

00:39End of this film, man behind me goes,

00:42Urgh, that's two hours of my life I'm not getting back.

00:46I thought, oh, got some bad news for this guy.

00:49Every hour of your life...

00:54Now you're never getting back, they're gone forever, time is not refundable, death is the end.

01:00And I know that because five minutes earlier, I'd read it in a fortune cookie.

01:03LAUGHTER

01:04They got a lot more money, we只, it was creative.

01:08Everywhere.

01:09patterns of my life, when the world wasn't doing this.

01:10I thought, if you're case, you're not worth a lot of money.

01:11Now, if you're a native person, it was still the end.

01:12Then, for David, now you're getting back with me.

01:13Absolutely nothing for me.

01:13And then the music is that people just went on to know,

01:14what one was their things for if they ran out of theirASHES group,

01:15for when the world got a lot of people around.

01:17They got an education for come to stay and prospering in them.

01:18Because if people were living doing it, what was doing this for me?

01:18To react in them as they

01:29现在, I guess where some estan kids grew up, now they stand.