With Friends Like These

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00:00Oh, hello. This is a song I've written about my time as a dolphin.

00:09Well, I didn't write it as a dolphin. It's kind of hard to write as a dolphin.

00:15I mean, you could take the pen and put it in your mouth.

00:19But then you've got to do that underwater.

00:23Both the pen and the paper aren't really up to much.

00:26So I had to wait until I was a human. I taught myself guitar and I had fingers.

00:33But anyway, this is a song about how I nearly died.

00:37I hope you like it.

00:56I hope you like it.

02:57We're friends like these

03:00Who needs anenemies

03:03We're friends like these

03:07Who needs anenemies

03:11We're friends like these

03:13Who needs anenemies

03:27He looked at me, quite concerned, like this particular woman turned, and he said to me,

03:38What you do right there, me?

03:43Oh, I smiled and mule, that was a pun for sure, if you like that, then I got more, but I

03:52seem to be stuck, pal.

03:53But you don't want for me, you'll sing so prettily, for an ugly fucker.

04:07So I tried hard to smile with sickness, I tried to remember so I could repeat to this, and

04:13I sung to him thus.

04:16I'm so glad you're here, nice to meet you, considerate Pierce, you're the friend that

04:27I needed, in fact until now my life's been impeded.

04:30He did, chabby.

04:43Well, that's not as good as fast.

04:45And I retorted fast, but I invented a genre for you.

04:51And he said, oh, what's that then?

04:53And I said, well, it's sarcastic music.

04:57And then, I'll be fucked, but I'm still stuck.

05:25With chances of survival diminishing.

05:31So I lost control and began to try and screamed, I don't want to die!

05:37And tears came out like a river, and a solution it did deliver.

05:43The ocean rose and it graced my fins, and that's where my escape begins.

05:49And I'm sorry if the flood found your home, but I was stuck on a stone.

05:55Now free from strain, I began to sing my refrain, which I'll do for you again, right now.

06:05We're friends like these, who needs an enemy.

06:14We're friends like these, who needs an enemy.

06:18We're friends like these, who needs an enemy.

06:29We're friends like these, who needs an enemy.