The taste of water

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00:00See, I've been drinking water my entire life, but I was having a glass of it the other day,

00:09and I realized, like, I'm not even a huge fan.

00:18Yeah.

00:19I don't really like the taste.

00:27It's, like, bland.

00:30I said it.

00:33Like, have you guys ever tried cucumber?

00:38Cucumber is, like, one of the blandest foods in the world, you know, I think.

00:42But still, they added two water for flavor.

00:55Cucumber water.

00:57Have you seen that?

00:57Well, it's, like, was lemon water too tropical for you?

01:05Did you have to dial it back to cucumber?

01:09And lemon water, it's not great either.

01:15Long story short, I hate water.

01:22Like, I've got all my taps running at home right now.

01:26Hopefully get rid of this stuff, you know?

01:29I'm trying to get rid of it.

01:31Like, I was at the dollar store last week.

01:34Okay?

01:34Get this.

01:36Listen to this.

01:37The dollar store sells water for 20 cents.

01:50Water is so lousy that the dollar store took one look at this crap

02:01and went 80% off.

02:13And if you guys didn't like that joke, just cut me some slack.

02:17Look, I am severely dehydrated right now.

02:22I am severely dehydrated right now.